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By *LCoupleCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
I once used a chocolate champagne bottle on Mrs KL. It was a birthday present from someone (I think for her 21st).
It didn't work well, it was cheap chocolate and kind of went grainy as her hot fanny melted it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Miele vacuum cleaner  You didn't?! 
good make though  Would a Dyson be a lower class of Vacuum? "
bit transparent, didn't want to see what wss happening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mars bar ice cream, was a hot day and the other half decided to cool me down. was all sticky  You didn't enjoy it then? "
Oh yes...something strangely erotic about having something that cold inside you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't say this is strange, but a good time with a creme egg.
Made to stay there until it softened in me, lots of oral, followed, by a good ramming and a blow job.
Best of both worlds
Her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!
Because he wanted to give you a good forking Banana "
Did u tell him to fork off ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!
Because he wanted to give you a good forking Banana "
Best damned fork I ever had in my life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!
Because he wanted to give you a good forking Banana
Did u tell him to fork off ? "
I said what the fork are you doing??  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"A dyson air blade 
Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day.  I knew there would be one or two....can I ask why and what did it feel like? 
Wouldn't recommend it FF
Why: just an immature moment. Apology's to my self respect  "
The Air Blade is wall mounted isn't it? Was it at the correct height for you?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A dyson air blade
Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day. I knew there would be one or two....can I ask why and what did it feel like?
Wouldn't recommend it FF
Why: just an immature moment. Apology's to my self respect
The Air Blade is wall mounted isn't it? Was it at the correct height for you?
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Lolz
I'm am quite tall you know!
But if your really interested lickety it was in a disabled toilet so if your up to date on your DDA regs then that should give you some indication as to how high it was.
And the building hadn't been commissioned before anyone bangs on about what were you doing in a disabled toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A dyson air blade
Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day. I knew there would be one or two....can I ask why and what did it feel like?
Wouldn't recommend it FF
Why: just an immature moment. Apology's to my self respect
The Air Blade is wall mounted isn't it? Was it at the correct height for you?
Lolz
I'm am quite tall you know!
But if your really interested lickety it was in a disabled toilet so if your up to date on your DDA regs then that should give you some indication as to how high it was.
And the building hadn't been commissioned before anyone bangs on about what were you doing in a disabled toilet. "
I'm having a thick moment because I can't work out what an air blade is and if it would fit in a chuff or anywhere else for that matter |
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"mars bar ice cream, was a hot day and the other half decided to cool me down. was all sticky You didn't enjoy it then?
Oh yes...something strangely erotic about having something that cold inside you"
*rummages through freezer to find an ice pole to stick up ma jacksy |
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"saw a "Performer" in a live show in berlin shoot several ping pong balls across the room. weird place burger n chips 2 bottles of beer and a live show for the equivalent of £40"
Sounds like the Sticky Vicky show in Benidorm. |
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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago
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"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?
Love to wear mine out sometimes
Yes very sexciting for you....do you find this is extra horny in public places?"
Yeah definitely. I haven't wore them out for a while but we are going to a social at a local pub Saturday so might wear them then lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?
I have a remote egg I've never had the pleasure of using "
I have a spare thumb if you'd like to try |
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"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?
Love to wear mine out sometimes
Yes very sexciting for you....do you find this is extra horny in public places?
Yeah definitely. I haven't wore them out for a while but we are going to a social at a local pub Saturday so might wear them then lol. "
Haha great idea would make for interesti.g conversation albeit the secret stimulus may be better kept as such |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?
I have a remote egg I've never had the pleasure of using
I have a spare thumb if you'd like to try "
Can I sit on it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?
I have a remote egg I've never had the pleasure of using
I have a spare thumb if you'd like to try
Can I sit on it? "
I'm game  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I used to work in a hospital there was one patient (male)who came into a&e who had "fell" on garden shears they managed to go up him bum and got stuck!!
And there was a woman who had masterbated with a milk bottle the had created a suction and managed to shatter inside her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"saw a "Performer" in a live show in berlin shoot several ping pong balls across the room. weird place burger n chips 2 bottles of beer and a live show for the equivalent of £40
Sounds like the Sticky Vicky show in Benidorm. "
haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bedknobs and broomsticks.. (not the film)
Hairbrush handles,
The "horn" of a fender strat
A lemon reamer (juice everywhere)
Courgette, carrot, banana, cuc (not all @ once)
In my youth,toothbrush handles, candles
kitchen towel holder (pole)
Twister ice lolly
Sword pommel (at a battle re enactment)
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