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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??
A vibrator.
My passport.
Bali."
What's so wierd about using your passport in Bali? You have to use it everytime you leave the UK.  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??"
My electric toothbrush
My electric toothbrush
My mouth |
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??"
its all very well taking toys on holiday untill the guy at reus airport x ray machine starts waving around your 10 inch bright blue jelly dildo for all to see
then having to explain in spanish what it was
stood there for what seemed like an eternity acting like mr cool till he said ok
then slid away like a snake lol
and now you gota have your ann summers green lube in a clear bag
that ok cos we put another label on saying mint sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm with Jez on this one....my electric toothbrush...and no-one will question why you have it "
You mean your Wand hasn't taken over as your favourite toy yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'm with Jez on this one....my electric toothbrush...and no-one will question why you have it
You mean your Wand hasn't taken over as your favourite toy yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ah...I was answering in terms of what I would take on holiday.....at home, well now.... yes...my magic wand is my toy of preference these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm with Jez on this one....my electric toothbrush...and no-one will question why you have it
You mean your Wand hasn't taken over as your favourite toy yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah...I was answering in terms of what I would take on holiday.....at home, well now.... yes...my magic wand is my toy of preference these days "
Sorry my Wand goes everywhere with me and as I need an adaptor for it anyway even abroad !!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??
its all very well taking toys on holiday untill the guy at reus airport x ray machine starts waving around your 10 inch bright blue jelly dildo for all to see
then having to explain in spanish what it was
stood there for what seemed like an eternity acting like mr cool till he said ok
then slid away like a snake lol
and now you gota have your ann summers green lube in a clear bag
that ok cos we put another label on saying mint sauce "
This has to be by a clear mile the best awnser iv ever had on one of my forums  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??bigbad  "
We require corroborating evidence please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??bigbad
We require corroborating evidence please. Whos "we"? "
Us. The collective. The govt (its taxable you know) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??bigbad
We require corroborating evidence please. Whos "we"?
Us. The collective. The govt (its taxable you know) "
what me shagging Bigbad is taxable?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??bigbad
We require corroborating evidence please. Whos "we"?
Us. The collective. The govt (its taxable you know) what me shagging Bigbad is taxable? "
You obviously haven't seen Osbourne's budget, everything is taxable lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Whats everyones fave sex toy?
What would you not go on holiday without?
And weres the weirdest place youve used it??bigbad
We require corroborating evidence please. Whos "we"?
Us. The collective. The govt (its taxable you know) what me shagging Bigbad is taxable?
You obviously haven't seen Osbourne's budget, everything is taxable lol "
yeah but in this instance its sooooooooooooo worth it ....anyway wishy naff off onto your politics thread |
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