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In real life? I find people describing tv programme or telling me their dream from the night before incredibly boring or when they start telling me what happened last Wednesday, then say "or was it Thursday ? No! It was definitely Wednesday because I took the dog to the vet".....just tell me I don't care what day it was  |
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"I totally understand exactly where you are are coming from Nicecouple561, but what are you having for your Sunday dinner, please let me know as I'm so intrigued  "
I suspect that I've missed the point of this entirely.
Do you store shop carrier bags in a specially made cloth container and take one out every time you go shopping' |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"I totally understand exactly where you are are coming from Nicecouple561, but what are you having for your Sunday dinner, please let me know as I'm so intrigued
I suspect that I've missed the point of this entirely.
Do you store shop carrier bags in a specially made cloth container and take one out every time you go shopping' "
Godamn you woman, I only shop with the most expensive Boozerus shop nearest to me |
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over a year ago
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"My mother-in-law's epic tales of people I've never met or generally even heard of and their even more boring exploits.
I feel your pain "
I rarely see her and when I do I realise why.
The witterings of complete shite are phenomenal !!
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it. 
You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight 
I've heard on good authority that he's right cunt.
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Has he arranged a meet with your mum and let her down, or is a hole in one necessary |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.
You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him. "
You know you want to 
You know you want to
You know you want to
Sorry femme, but You know you want to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.
You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him.
You know you want to
You know you want to
You know you want to
Sorry femme, but You know you want to I bloody well don't even his name is boring "
You should, he has the coveted Green Jacket. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.
You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him.
You know you want to
You know you want to
You know you want to
Sorry femme, but You know you want to I bloody well don't even his name is boring
You should, he has the coveted Green Jacket. "
I couldn't give a monkeys bogie how green it is...its BORING! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most boring thing is not necessarily a specific conversation... it's more about a person and their chemistry. I'm not remotely interested in engineering... but one of my mates is totally passionate about it and always manages to get me excited about his insights. On the flip side, there are also some people in my life who are so dull energetically, so deflated and ordinary, that they could make an alien invasion sound boring |
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I started reading this then realised the adverts were on so I changed the channel. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Do mice even eat cheese or is that a myth? I got some cheese from Aldi and it was quite nice. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Might be the cheese. I wonder if mice get bad dreams from eating cheese. Depends on what time they eat it and what time they go to bed. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Adverts are back on again. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? Boring. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I started reading this then realised the adverts were on so I changed the channel. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Do mice even eat cheese or is that a myth? I got some cheese from Aldi and it was quite nice. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Might be the cheese. I wonder if mice get bad dreams from eating cheese. Depends on what time they eat it and what time they go to bed. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Adverts are back on again. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? Boring."
Don't dis the steam mop! |
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"I started reading this then realised the adverts were on so I changed the channel. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Do mice even eat cheese or is that a myth? I got some cheese from Aldi and it was quite nice. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Might be the cheese. I wonder if mice get bad dreams from eating cheese. Depends on what time they eat it and what time they go to bed. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Adverts are back on again. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? Boring.Don't dis the steam mop! "
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"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.
You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight
I've heard on good authority that he's right cunt.
Has he arranged a meet with your mum and let her down, or is a hole in one necessary "
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I once made the mistake of asking an OAP how their health was. That was a long and boring conversation. My suggestion of visiting Switzerland did kill the conversation, though....  |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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See now whilst I appreciate your inept ability to ingest other people's dross, maybe if you had, you could have at least made a half hearted attempt to add some worthwhile contribution to this thread ffs |
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Oh, and as a semantic addition, my refusal to listen to the the turgid waffling of others is far from an ineptitude.
I am sensing that most here have little time for others 'musings', but lack the social fortitude to deflect or make others desist from said activity.
In that context, my obstinacy is more superpower than inadequacy. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Anything to do with Football...the guy I share an office with is a rabid Liverpool fan and keeps banging on about the game, the manager and different players - none of whom I have a clue about. I've told him countless times I've no idea wtf he's talking about but he can't help himself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My work colleagues who talk about work outside of work. I don't care about the project, how good it is, or whatever. I'm not at work, I don't want to hear about it.
People who talk about the weather. Seriously?
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"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.
You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him.
You know you want to
You know you want to
You know you want to
Sorry femme, but You know you want to I bloody well don't even his name is boring
You should, he has the coveted Green Jacket. "
I think they call them The Rifles now  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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Sport....I have zero interest and just automatically switch off.
Anything to do with tools/machinery....It's one of Mr B's favourite subjects and he can talk for hours about them. *yawns* He will tell me the make and models of things on programmes and what it's uses are.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not any specific topic but when someone tells me something in a round about way and they could have said it in one sentence. No consideration to my poor ears |
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