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Most embarrasing chat up line, ever?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well, my name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet. Which somehow always result in an utter burst of laughter ((At-least i made whomsoever laugh, so

(shrug shoulders)). Life.

By *an and wifeyCouple over a year ago

n lincs

My mrs said to me this morning you have a twinkle in your eye, I said that's not a twinkle it's the reflection of your beauty

By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

(her) Guy said to me the other day - Get your coat love you have pulled..

Yep the Cheesy one from the 80`s !!!

Had to reply with - The only thing you will be pulling is yourself later on..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had the other day, can I play mother with your tits lol

Her

By *uncouple31Couple over a year ago

Walsall

my favorite is I'm no Fred flintstone but I can make your bedrock.

an the one that i impressed my wife with was cut me off at the knees and call me tripod. (Made her laugh)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Matches sizzle when they are wet.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look stunning your hair is amazing what make of motorbike did you come on

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when I met Mark he said to me "fancy a bite to eat back at yours ive got pot noodles but my kettles fucked

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fancy a fuck?

By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Can you swim ?? try this one for a length.. !!!