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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could try a name badge with your username and fabswingers on it. 
Alternatively you could try the usual chat up technique you would use in a club or wherever. If looking to meet couples the general clue is if when talking golf to the husband the wife kneels between you and attempts to suck both cocks at the same time they may be swingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Btw the odds are not that good, us forumites once worked it out on town population v fab members it is well under 1% so with you there it is statistically improbable with 300 people there may be two swingers and chances are very high they are both male looking for females  |
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"Hi is there some kind of sign or something that you could spot swingers, I'm going to a party with 80 people going the odds are that theres got to be some one who is a swinger? lol  "
If I were attending a non swinging event I wouldn't be looking for other swingers: time and place. |
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"Hi is there some kind of sign or something that you could spot swingers, I'm going to a party with 80 people going the odds are that theres got to be some one who is a swinger? lol "
The exact opposite that the majority of swingers want. A Big advert shouting out to the rest of the world what they get up to behind closed doors.
Clearly you need to find a copy of the Oxford English dictionary and look up the word 'Discreet'.
Or were you thinking more along the lines of a secret handshake like the Masons? |
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"Btw the odds are not that good, us forumites once worked it out on town population v fab members it is well under 1% so with you there it is statistically improbable with 300 people there may be two swingers and chances are very high they are both male looking for females "
so with that rather strange calculation, did you take into account that theres a hell of a lot of swingers out there that dont use the forums or fabswingers. |
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By *K Driver OP Man
over a year ago
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like the fab tag idea would be a whole easier
"You could try a name badge with your username and fabswingers on it.
Alternatively you could try the usual chat up technique you would use in a club or wherever. If looking to meet couples the general clue is if when talking golf to the husband the wife kneels between you and attempts to suck both cocks at the same time they may be swingers "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wink and nod knowingly at people. If they wink and nod knowingly back I pretty much know they are swingers and we must commence with the hard fucking."
Lmao!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so with that rather strange calculation, did you take into account that theres a hell of a lot of swingers out there that dont use the forums or fabswingers."
NO of course not it was a slow day not a university project... we guestimated the number of adults in a town and saw how many on fabswingers were within 20 miles of us. a few of us did the sums and it kind of worked out proportionally the same'ish at about somewhere less than 1%'ish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger.  |
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"Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger. "
all that happened when I did that just now was I got chucked off the bus |
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"Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger.
all that happened when I did that just now was I got chucked off the bus "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger.
all that happened when I did that just now was I got chucked off the bus "
See it works... that is the bus equivalent of delete and block |
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"Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger.
all that happened when I did that just now was I got chucked off the bus
See it works... that is the bus equivalent of delete and block "
ooo good, can I start a thread now complaining that they have no manners? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they are wearing black shoes try are swingers "
Are you sure, I thought that if they had a shoe on the left foot they were definitely swingers, with colour denoting the sexual preferences, but if thy also had a shoe on the right foot then they may not be  |
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"so with that rather strange calculation, did you take into account that theres a hell of a lot of swingers out there that dont use the forums or fabswingers.
NO of course not it was a slow day not a university project... we guestimated the number of adults in a town and saw how many on fabswingers were within 20 miles of us. a few of us did the sums and it kind of worked out proportionally the same'ish at about somewhere less than 1%'ish. "
so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol  |
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"so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol "
Why not, it was calculated whilst mostly sober, and verified by multiple forum users from multiple towns (data sources) try it yourself, on Sunderland see how much different your calculations come out. |
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"so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol
Why not, it was calculated whilst mostly sober, and verified by multiple forum users from multiple towns (data sources) try it yourself, on Sunderland see how much different your calculations come out."
because surely you cant go trying to state figures about how many swingers could be in a group of say 500 random people from one place using only some roughly gathered estimations from 1 website, and claiming it to be fact, on the other hand if you go about doing things like that you could certainly get a job in government lol. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol
Why not, it was calculated whilst mostly sober, and verified by multiple forum users from multiple towns (data sources) try it yourself, on Sunderland see how much different your calculations come out."
Because you didn't write "FACT!!!" with it.
Amateur!
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"so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol
Why not, it was calculated whilst mostly sober, and verified by multiple forum users from multiple towns (data sources) try it yourself, on Sunderland see how much different your calculations come out."
Hmmm 'mostly sober'.... But did you use a clipboard? If you didn't it's clearly not statistically significant to one decimal point'ish.
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"Hmmm 'mostly sober'.... But did you use a clipboard? If you didn't it's clearly not statistically significant to one decimal point'ish.
(Shakes head and wanders off muttering...) "
Well obviously clipboards are required before inventing any statistics of any sort. Who in their right mind would trust statistics that didn't appear on a clipboard |
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"Hmmm 'mostly sober'.... But did you use a clipboard? If you didn't it's clearly not statistically significant to one decimal point'ish.
(Shakes head and wanders off muttering...)
Well obviously clipboards are required before inventing any statistics of any sort. Who in their right mind would trust statistics that didn't appear on a clipboard "
Inventing?!?!
*faints*
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Inventing?!?!
*faints*
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About time to, rushes round to loosen clothing
Talking of clothing, my clipboard tells me that 99.9999% of car crashes happen when people are wearing clothing, isn't it about time they banned the dangerous practice of driving dressed? |
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