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According to Stephen Hawkins, the "god particle" could destroy the whole universe.......
"The Higgs potential has the worrisome feature that it might become metastable at energies above 100bn gigaelectronvolts (GeV).
This could mean that the universe could undergo catastrophic vacuum decay, with a bubble of the true vacuum expanding at the speed of light. This could happen at any time and we wouldn't see it coming."
But in case anyone's worried that Prof Hawking's ideas that a total universal destruction is imminent, he does have a jokey addition to his pronouncement: "A particle accelerator that reaches 100bn GeV would be larger than Earth, and is unlikely to be funded in the present economic climate."
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"According to Stephen Hawkins, the "god particle" could destroy the whole universe.......
"The Higgs potential has the worrisome feature that it might become metastable at energies above 100bn gigaelectronvolts (GeV).
This could mean that the universe could undergo catastrophic vacuum decay, with a bubble of the true vacuum expanding at the speed of light. This could happen at any time and we wouldn't see it coming."
But in case anyone's worried that Prof Hawking's ideas that a total universal destruction is imminent, he does have a jokey addition to his pronouncement: "A particle accelerator that reaches 100bn GeV would be larger than Earth, and is unlikely to be funded in the present economic climate."
Oh well I will be dead, or at least well brain fucked by then by then!
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I'd eat that Aero just in case. Steve also believes in Aliens, what if they have advanced technology and are just about to flick the switch on that accelerator right now..! Just eat it, and buy a second if you have time! |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
Yes, and you can blame the Prof
I don't think an aero is something that needs blame apportioned being as it is a thing of beauty  "
No but it's a good excuse  |
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"I'd eat that Aero just in case. Steve also believes in Aliens, what if they have advanced technology and are just about to flick the switch on that accelerator right now..! Just eat it, and buy a second if you have time!"
Oh my God! It isn't cold enough yet and as anybody knows it has to be the right temperature...I'm doomed   |
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Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.
Some just have longer than others.
He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up. |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
Yes, and you can blame the Prof
I don't think an aero is something that needs blame apportioned being as it is a thing of beauty
No but it's a good excuse "
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one  "
What if you wake up dead? |
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Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.
Some just have longer than others.
He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up. "
so what does that mean in terms of aero consumption? I should eat one each evening, just in case? |
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Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.
Some just have longer than others.
He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up. "
Do we disappear up our own black hole? |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead? "
Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case |
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Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.
Some just have longer than others.
He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up.
so what does that mean in terms of aero consumption? I should eat one each evening, just in case?"
See the fat thread for the answer to that question  |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead?
Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case "
They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist! |
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Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.
Some just have longer than others.
He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up.
so what does that mean in terms of aero consumption? I should eat one each evening, just in case?
See the fat thread for the answer to that question "
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead?
Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case "
Aren't there one or two dead people ahem work at ASDA. So it seems at times. |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead?
Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case
They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!"
Utter bastards! I'm going to boycott them just as soon as I've paid for this trolley load of giant aeros |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead? "
You wouldn't wake up |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead?
You wouldn't wake up"
I darn well do some mornings  |
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Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.
Some just have longer than others.
He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up.
Do we disappear up our own black hole? "
Our sun will eventually be a black hole. But we would be long gone by then. We'll collide with Andromeda first before that happens |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead?
Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case
They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!
Utter bastards! I'm going to boycott them just as soon as I've paid for this trolley load of giant aeros "
There will be a lot of disappointed women in Asda tomorrow looking for Aeros |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead?
Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case
They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!
Utter bastards! I'm going to boycott them just as soon as I've paid for this trolley load of giant aeros
There will be a lot of disappointed women in Asda tomorrow looking for Aeros "
I don't care. let them go to Tesco |
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They probably should have called it the Apocalypse Particle, dont you think?
You know, with most scientists not believing in god, that's why the warnings of playing god with science are always dismissed?!
They just dont seem to see the relevance of god being associated with reality itself. |
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"Are they minty aeros?
Minty aeros, did you say MINTY aeros? I should jolly well think not!
Good that means there will be some left for me "
Good! And we'll leave the travesty that is orange aero to the stragglers. |
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"Would it sting a bit?  "
Nope a perfect vacuum will just suck you right off...
If I have understood the OP correctly, I think it's the extended surface area of the aero construction that is creating a particle accelerator that will reach a static frequency, so if you eat the aero and we are still alive in the morning then you will have single handedly saved the universe. |
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"Would it sting a bit?
Nope a perfect vacuum will just suck you right off...
If I have understood the OP correctly, I think it's the extended surface area of the aero construction that is creating a particle accelerator that will reach a static frequency, so if you eat the aero and we are still alive in the morning then you will have single handedly saved the universe."
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Prof Stephen Hawkins worked on a mathematical equation that predicted England would reach the quarter finals of the world cup in Brazil, we did'nt get out the group, lol. Does'nt matter how clever a scientist you are, never try to predict football results. |
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"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?
I would
Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one
What if you wake up dead?
Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case
They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!
Utter bastards! I'm going to boycott them just as soon as I've paid for this trolley load of giant aeros
There will be a lot of disappointed women in Asda tomorrow looking for Aeros "
And men. And couples. And tv's.... |
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"Direct quote here.....
Arent we supposed to put a paper bag over our heads or put our heads between our legs or something if the worlds about to end........
Anybody?
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H2G2...!!! Excellent...!
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