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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Mmmmmmmm chips yes please 
Must admit no idea who he is though sorry. 
swinging from the chandelier? "
Swinging from the chandelier is an entirely different member of Fab.
All I know is he did is abroad.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oh hope he has a speedy recovery! Just had a phone call from friends of ours, her husband has bee airlifted from a rig. Got a spanner in his eye! Yikes  "
Blimey! That's much worse.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As stated in the mans handbook of everyday rules, the correct response from one man to another to such a incident, is show sympathy in the following manner........you fuckwit!  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Lickety you don't have time for this strictly is almost on ha ha!!!! "
I know and I have to go across the road for dinner too.
He's a lovely man though. He even irons his clothes on holiday (see profile) and now he's sitting broken in A&E.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"As stated in the mans handbook of everyday rules, the correct response from one man to another to such a incident, is show sympathy in the following manner........you fuckwit! "
I suspect inkerhol may have been involved but that might just me being mean.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I like the chap, he's got a good sense of mirth. However, I'm more interested in whether there is a kid with a saucepan stuck on his head in A&E with him. There always is in the beano.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I like the chap, he's got a good sense of mirth. However, I'm more interested in whether there is a kid with a saucepan stuck on his head in A&E with him. There always is in the beano. "
Would a Minxie with a pressure cooker do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As stated in the mans handbook of everyday rules, the correct response from one man to another to such a incident, is show sympathy in the following manner........you fuckwit!
I suspect inkerhol may have been involved but that might just me being mean.
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At least if he was d*unk he can start an anecdote with "this one time at beer camp......" |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race....
I was flying, i was leading. Then disaster struck as did my shoulder and head upon the cobbles.
I would say there is a lesson to be learned here but i suspect i will encounter booze influenced feats of glorious sporting failure again.
Thanks to the well wishers - any tips on how to become left handed for 6-8 weeks??  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race....
I was flying, i was leading. Then disaster struck as did my shoulder and head upon the cobbles.
I would say there is a lesson to be learned here but i suspect i will encounter booze influenced feats of glorious sporting failure again.
Thanks to the well wishers - any tips on how to become left handed for 6-8 weeks?? "
How your head? Mr W will enjoy the change.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I like the chap, he's got a good sense of mirth. However, I'm more interested in whether there is a kid with a saucepan stuck on his head in A&E with him. There always is in the beano.
Would a Minxie with a pressure cooker do?
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Handsomely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race....
I was flying, i was leading. Then disaster struck as did my shoulder and head upon the cobbles.
I would say there is a lesson to be learned here but i suspect i will encounter booze influenced feats of glorious sporting failure again.
Thanks to the well wishers - any tips on how to become left handed for 6-8 weeks?? "
I love d*unken mad ideas....I don't know how ive managed to reach the age I have relatively unscathed
I hope you feel better soon |
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"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!
It might all be a ploy to get people round to tend to his, erm, needs.
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Shake his cock after having a piss, you mean?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race....
I was flying, i was leading. Then disaster struck as did my shoulder and head upon the cobbles.
I would say there is a lesson to be learned here but i suspect i will encounter booze influenced feats of glorious sporting failure again.
Thanks to the well wishers - any tips on how to become left handed for 6-8 weeks?? "
Shame you are not more local to me. I'm rather good at ironing |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!
It might all be a ploy to get people round to tend to his, erm, needs.
Shake his cock after having a piss, you mean? "
I was thinking more of cutting up his food.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!
That is exactly what it means I'm afraid. Just insult to injury...."
I'm sure there must be some sort of aid you can buy on LH. Or, were you looking for us to insult you?
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"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!
That is exactly what it means I'm afraid. Just insult to injury...."
Use your left hand - it will feel like someone else |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"We know where there is a very good nurse
Just think you will have a left arm like Popeye before you know it!
Get well soon big bwave soldier xx"
We need to set up a care scheme for him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.
you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
"awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.
you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x"
I like your style - fight fire with fire. Radical medicinal practice! I'm rather excited about some if the suggestions I've seen rolling in. I should kamikaze myself more often! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.
you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x
I like your style - fight fire with fire. Radical medicinal practice! I'm rather excited about some if the suggestions I've seen rolling in. I should kamikaze myself more often!"
If you get too excited we may have to get you a rubbing pole (will a cat scratch one do?).
Boobs on wheels will sort out a care package for you.
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over a year ago
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"awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.
you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x
I like your style - fight fire with fire. Radical medicinal practice! I'm rather excited about some if the suggestions I've seen rolling in. I should kamikaze myself more often!
If you get too excited we may have to get you a rubbing pole (will a cat scratch one do?).
Boobs on wheels will sort out a care package for you.
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'boobs on wheels', it's catchy ~ I like |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.
you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x
I like your style - fight fire with fire. Radical medicinal practice! I'm rather excited about some if the suggestions I've seen rolling in. I should kamikaze myself more often!
If you get too excited we may have to get you a rubbing pole (will a cat scratch one do?).
Boobs on wheels will sort out a care package for you.
'boobs on wheels', it's catchy ~ I like "
I don't want to catch my boob on a wheel - that would hurt. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"My ability to make anyone laugh is absent.
Get well soon Chipahoy.
6-8 weeks... no FFFF for you then."
Damn! I hadn't thought of that. I'll have to put my thinking cap on. I'm coming straight from work... scratchy head emoticon.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of our comrades is hurt.
Chipahoy has broken his collarbone so this thread is to give him something to make him laugh as he sits in A&E.
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Has he been sorted yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We'll leave it up for a couple of days. That way he'll be sure to have a chance to look at it.
Excellent work, thank you!! Transatlantic cheerer-uppers, most impressive effort"
You're Quite Welcome. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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I know Chipahoy is doing competitive getting better but now he's planning to have beer again!
If there are any cobbled streets in Peterborough could someone please go out and put some bubble-wrap down?
Thanks.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know Chipahoy is doing competitive getting better but now he's planning to have beer again!
If there are any cobbled streets in Peterborough could someone please go out and put some bubble-wrap down?
Thanks.
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He should be fine. Just ask him to stay away from the cathedral area lots of steps. I'm only 10 mins away if he suffers and needs company at a& e |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"He's promised me he won't be racing anyone.
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That wasn't a promise, just a notion. I'll be back.
I'd like to thank the city of Peterborough and its lovely folk for putting on a largely flat and cobble free track.
I hope other UK cities take note and prepare their streets for racing in an equally impressive fashion
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"He's promised me he won't be racing anyone.
That wasn't a promise, just a notion. I'll be back.
I'd like to thank the city of Peterborough and its lovely folk for putting on a largely flat and cobble free track.
I hope other UK cities take note and prepare their streets for racing in an equally impressive fashion
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best not come to York then or indeed my little Town,hope your feeling a bit better |
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"Maybe we should get dressed up as doctors n nurses and go visit him "
Well I could drag my old uniform out if I could find it, however I don't think I could fasten the buttons. Would that be a problem?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's promised me he won't be racing anyone.
That wasn't a promise, just a notion. I'll be back.
I'd like to thank the city of Peterborough and its lovely folk for putting on a largely flat and cobble free track.
I hope other UK cities take note and prepare their streets for racing in an equally impressive fashion
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Just plenty of roadworks, as Peterborough's new look gets underway.
So, how are you enjoying your left hand?  |
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