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Such a sad way for someone to die :(

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the news a 42 year old man was d*unk and drowned himself in a bowl of tomato soup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brown bread in tomato soup.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the news a 42 year old man was d*unk and drowned himself in a bowl of tomato soup

How did he make soup if he was that pissed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know it's wrong to laugh... But I couldn't help it... Sorry!!

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Brown bread in tomato soup. "

haha

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By *ozzy87Man over a year ago

Crawley

I sure he'll make the Darwin awards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Brown bread in tomato soup. "

No laughing matter. Imagine how the family can be consoled? At least it was hienz...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs now I'm going to hell

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

That's why you should stick with pizza or kebab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know it's wrong to laugh... But I couldn't help it... Sorry!!

How embarrassing! Imagine explaining to family and friends he drowned in a bowl of soup!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brown bread in tomato soup.

No laughing matter. Imagine how the family can be consoled? At least it was hienz...!"

I should imagine they'll be red faced

Just like himself ...

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

He was a most peculiar man...etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs . Tomatoe too imagine if it was minestrone or French onion . Hell of a mess xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How can you face plank into a bowl and drown! My god.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How can you face plank into a bowl and drown! My god."

Depends how big the bowl is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If its tomato it has to be heniz

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan over a year ago

here

UPDATE: All soups to be withdrawn from supermarket shelves to allow manufacturers to change labelling to say "do not attempt to consume when under the influence of alcohol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If its tomato it has to be heniz "

IT was. My first thought process was.. of all the soup and it's tomato...!

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By *razymadlunaticsCouple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

moral of the story is......

make sure you wear inflatable armbands if you ever decide to have soup when pissed...! oh and happen to fall asleep and forget to swim!

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

also don't use a huge size bowl lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't laugh.

Am I broken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"also don't use a huge size bowl lol"

He must of been off his rock because when I'm pissed pissed I ccan barely get through the front door, I piss in a corner somewhere and wake up in a bowl at the bottom of the stairs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't laugh.

Am I broken?"

Question is are you broken in