"peanuts 
You need to be a better shot when tossing them 
I woke up the next day with a trail of peanuts leading from my bed to my bra...!!"
Like a page from the famous five Timmy "george how will we find our way back to aunt fannies" George "lets just follow the peanut trail I laid" |
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over a year ago
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"peanuts
You need to be a better shot when tossing them
I woke up the next day with a trail of peanuts leading from my bed to my bra...!!
Like a page from the famous five Timmy "george how will we find our way back to aunt fannies" George "lets just follow the peanut trail I laid" "
Hahaha.....
That reminds me of the Five Go Mad sketch.....'Oh Timmy you're so licky' |
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"peanuts
You need to be a better shot when tossing them
I woke up the next day with a trail of peanuts leading from my bed to my bra...!!
Like a page from the famous five Timmy "george how will we find our way back to aunt fannies" George "lets just follow the peanut trail I laid"
Hahaha.....
That reminds me of the Five Go Mad sketch.....'Oh Timmy you're so licky' "
funny how lashings and lashings of ginger beer is now associated with the famous 5 but was never mentioned |
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"dont wear one - anything falls down the front of my top goes straight down 
I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere "
have a look see what you can see lol |
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During the day: phone in the left side, lighter sometimes in the right side.
At the pub: phone in left side, ID and bank card in left side, bacci pouch and papers and filters and lighter (and rolling machine cos I'm a div and I can't roll) in right side!!
Night out: phone and ID/bank card in which ever side I choose.
After my fag break at work on the way back to the staff room: lighter in right side, phone in left side |
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"During the day: phone in the left side, lighter sometimes in the right side.
At the pub: phone in left side, ID and bank card in left side, bacci pouch and papers and filters and lighter (and rolling machine cos I'm a div and I can't roll) in right side!!
Night out: phone and ID/bank card in which ever side I choose.
After my fag break at work on the way back to the staff room: lighter in right side, phone in left side "
I'd invent a new bra if I was you and take it to the dragons - wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only my boobs fit in my bra. There shouldn't be space for phones etc if wearing correct side and it's dangerous for breast tissue, even under wiring can contribute to damage of breast tissue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine carry my breasts, sometimes my car/house keys when I'm out walking, and sometimes my phone if I'm expecting a call...
Trouble is, I have such a job bothering to put clothes on that I often go bra-less..!
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I once put my phone in mine, but only got 10 feet out the door before I had to go back. Ruddy flexes aren't what they were. 
was it just the phone or the whole call box?"
Nope, I had something else in my box  |
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