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what is the worst thing u can say or do after sex

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Take your wig off before they've gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LOOOOOOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take your wig off before they've gone

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably have a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sigh and say "Is that it?"

That hasn't happened to me yet. There's still time, though

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had better" (jim Carey moment)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait until she's asleep then take a dump on her chest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throw a £10 note on the bedside table?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wake up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take your wig off before they've gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take a dump on her chests?? What kind of mind thinks that up ? Or is it from experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh you've finished.....I didn't realise you had started.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Throw a £10 note on the bedside table?"

That much?

Only messing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wipe your dick on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pat them on the head and say 'there there'

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By *igandanneCouple over a year ago

Cheltenham

Say her mother is better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say that her sister was better. Get dressed and walk out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take a dump on her chests?? What kind of mind thinks that up ? Or is it from experience

It was in a film I saw once. Not a scat film I hasten to add, it was set in Ireland. Was a comedy but the name escapes me.

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"Thanks Gran"

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By *itten-xxxWoman over a year ago

North West

Thanks love gotta dash the wife's cooking my tea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love, I think the roof is leaking..."

Guilty.

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Same time next week?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say "look all you have to say is thanks for cooking breakfast not all this "how'd you get into my house?" Bollocks"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least you made the effort to get here x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need to get a check up, this rash ain't going !!! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheers sis

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By *antonkid1955Man over a year ago

cardiff

Next....!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bang and the dirt is gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was shit

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

I'm sure u guys can think of something better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God, I hope these antibiotics, are working! I'm really itchy, and this discharge seems to be getting greener.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I've had better" (jim Carey moment)"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, I forgot to open that letter, marked urgent, from the SDT clinic!

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

"Wait until she's asleep then take a dump on her chest. "

haha how funny

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

Are you pregnant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheers sis "

Ha ha that's soo wrong

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Present the bill!

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Cuppa tea please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks for that il have to go I'm late for school!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fart in bed

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ha ha an say hold ye nose it's gunna stink lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fart in bed

ha ha an say hold ye nose it's gunna stink lol xx"

Or shove their head under the quilt!! -.-

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell her sex isn't like a fine wine and it does not improve with age.... apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok now that's out of the way you do know now you're mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fart in bed

ha ha an say hold ye nose it's gunna stink lol xx

Or shove their head under the quilt!! -.-"
ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can stop fingering me and fuck me...

Oh !!!!!

you already are...

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By *r tickle 22Man over a year ago

Sheffeld

I only come to read the gas meter :O

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By *uncouple31Couple over a year ago

Walsall

For us...

We meet a guy who was in a relationship and straight after cumming said "if you know your doing wrong does that make it worse"?

Didn't meet another attached guy for some time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have you finished....you can pull my nightie down !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ever me and my meet had fonished i was getting dressed and managed to rip my favourite thong then as i was leaving he was walking me down a little and coz im a shortass i have short legs so tripped up the step and landed on my stomach in a massive puddle right outside his i was bleeding a little but the first thing i did was check my phone was ok lol then had us both literally cwl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What ya mean your not swallowing it all your mates do

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By *andL-LiverpoolCouple over a year ago

Huyton

"Throw a £10 note on the bedside table?"

Mrs L - I'd be made up with that hehe

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By *andL-LiverpoolCouple over a year ago

Huyton

"Wipe your dick on the curtains"

Mrs L - not the bloody curtains, wipe it on the pillow case, so much easier to wash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it mind if I turn the tv on, apparently I'm on this weeks crime watch...

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By *andL-LiverpoolCouple over a year ago

Huyton

Mr L - offer a high five and say thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit !!! Sorry must have dozed off... We finished??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fart in bed

Didn't I do that the first time we met

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fart in bed

ha ha an say hold ye nose it's gunna stink lol xx

Or shove their head under the quilt!! -.-"

And that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Offering them some of the doner kebab you have been eating while they were busy...

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By *ifferent69Man over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

"Wait until she's asleep then take a dump on her chest. "

What the....???

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By *ifferent69Man over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

"Thanks for that il have to go I'm late for school!!!

Very good!!

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By *ifferent69Man over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

How about," huh? Where am I? Whos beds this?? Who are you??

What ARE you doing???

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Any more suggestions ??

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

say thanks . that was great .. erm wossname

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got change for a tenner, a five pound note and four pound coins will do lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad was better

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

can you lend me a tenner im low on petrol

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Your dad was better "

Hahah that's so mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that was ok but your not the best Ive had

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Follow through? ......... sorry, just been watching Cuckoo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ok you can go now

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"ok you can go now"

Can you give me a lift home please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd better leave,my husband will be home from his MMA world tour any minute now. He's world champion,I don't want anything ruining his high

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That'll do pig, that'll do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you were worse than your mother

Excuse me whilst I go wash my cock with bleach.

Btw I have chlamydia.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Oh, sorry I dropped off for a minute there.....have you started yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe not in the same mould but when my daughter was born and the doctor asked me to leave as he was about to stitch the wife up I said "Any chance you could throw an extra couple of stitches in there" Only he heard me and just sat there looking I was pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Next!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dripping every where, go clean yourself up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's your teeth back

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By *adystephanieTV/TS over a year ago

glos

Amex is good darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you that was nice

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By *ist-meTV/TS over a year ago

Alton / Winchester / Petersfield

Didn't think I was going to get hard after smelling your pussy/cock.

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By *ist-meTV/TS over a year ago

Alton / Winchester / Petersfield

Haven't done it like that before... My mum always used butter on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never mind

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

I was fucking this mans wife,he was watching me I turned to him and said do you want a go,it killed the mood stone dead,they could not wait to get rid of me,and she was a real looker to.!?

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Oh you've finished.....I didn't realise you had started.....

You've said that before methinks

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By *oeyleicesterMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Could my friend join us next time, she knows what's she doing unlike you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks.....that was....errmmm ill be in touch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fo you have a number for a taxi?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wipe your knob on her curtains, then ask what time her sisters are coming over before telling her you'd like a bacon butty and a cuppa..."like 'pronto' girl...!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That'll do pig, that'll do

Pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That'll do pig, that'll do

Pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

scratch, fart and roll over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never mind"

I have had that one!

How about 'Can you move over a bit, the race ( F1 ) is about to start.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend of mine said too her new boyfriend at the time.who is now her ex , is it in yet.

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

Yes I have said it before but not on this post?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Your dad was better "

Your son was better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your dad was better

Your son was better.

"
your grandad was better

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Your dad was better

Your son was better.

your grandad was better

Haha!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Insist on sleeping on 'their' side and snooze off. Tell them the breakfast order and insist on being woken with oral.

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

For a man, fart and follow through!

For a woman, come on and not bother getting up to put on a sanitary towel or tampax! (Seen the results of that! It looked like a scene out of one of Freddy's films!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TAXI!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You lot crack me up.... Untie her mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Throw a £10 note on the bedside table?"

and ask for change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for that il have to go I'm late for school!!!

This one made me literally laugh out loud!!!!

Sara x

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

It's good to see every one has a good sense of humour on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helpppp let me out! What's that echo. Arghhhhhh! I fell in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helpppp let me out! What's that echo. Arghhhhhh! I fell in!

It rubs the lotion on its skin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanna clean my penis in the shower

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By *lintessential1Man over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

I DID tell you I have AIDS didn't I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a terrible habit of reciting lines from films like... "that'll do pig... that'll do"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or "get clear Wedge you can't do anymore good back there!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take a selfie and upload it to the 'I's bucked it' challenge page

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goodnight mum, love you" lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or "get clear Wedge you can't do anymore good back there!""

Look at the size of that thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or "get clear Wedge you can't do anymore good back there!"

Look at the size of that thing"

They'll be back... and in greater numbers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fart in bed

Didn't I do that the first time we met

no but you did it

I'll fart and put your head under the covers lol

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By *ist-meTV/TS over a year ago

Alton / Winchester / Petersfield

You do know I used to be a man.... don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Need to get a check up, this rash ain't going !!! Lmao"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for that il have to go I'm late for school!!!

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hahaha

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

my hubbys home early lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was fucking this mans wife,he was watching me I turned to him and said do you want a go,it killed the mood stone dead,they could not wait to get rid of me,and she was a real looker to.!?

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How to do it in style

Good god...

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By *liceandraWoman over a year ago

with the faries

True story, guy fucks me then gets up leaving me wanting and says great now I can go watch the golf

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By *liceandraWoman over a year ago

with the faries

Another guy wanted me to rate him and asked for a CD out of my collection for his efforts wtf

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By *ayandess1Couple over a year ago

bridgwater

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By *ayandess1Couple over a year ago

bridgwater

Hear the words "phew - just wait till I tell my friend about you at school tomorrow"

Almost happened to me once. Met a girl at an over 18s "back to school foam party". Took her home and as we where getting naked she took a phone call.

I heard her talking in the hallway and arguing with her mum who had found out she wasnt actually at her mates like she said. Turn out she was in her ACTUAL uniform!!

I called her a taxi and made sure she left in a hurry and never went back to that club again!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet?

Could imagine that would be pretty high up there on worst things to say after sex ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a man, fart and follow through!

For a woman, come on and not bother getting up to put on a sanitary towel or tampax! (Seen the results of that! It looked like a scene out of one of Freddy's films!)

Ewww definitely hasn't happened with me when I've had meets,i don't even meet when I am on

i nearly vom'd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks for that (as I'm txting someone)see you soon maybe,then gets off to go home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say "my ex used to do it this way,she was really good at it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry up and go my next meet here in 10mins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hurry up and go my next meet here in 10mins"

Mines can you just drop me off anywhere as I'm getting picked up anyway lol some get turned on by it though tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure you are not the worst I've had but you might want to get some tips from your dad"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

High five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shit, you'd better go my dad gets mad when I bring men home..."

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By *ingerbicky69Woman over a year ago

EXETER

Plug this in love so i can finish myself off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plug this in love so i can finish myself off.

Phahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do me a favour block me on fab after I leave

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Do you have any pet bunnies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Do you have any pet bunnies?

And a big soup pot

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By *ist-meTV/TS over a year ago

Alton / Winchester / Petersfield

"Jolly good show darling" as he stands there naked and lighting his pipe.

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By *uncouple31Couple over a year ago

Walsall

you looked better with your clothes on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for that il have to go I'm late for school!!!

This one made me literally laugh out loud!!!!

Sara x"

Well this is true an didn't go down too well Sara lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Throw a £10 note on the bedside table?"
ask for change

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tell them that the night wasn't a dead loss, it's given you a shit load of material for a comedy spot

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple over a year ago

Switch the light on and say "oh Jesus Christ you're ugly! Did you drug me?"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Book an escort to come and join you isn't so good on first meets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Jolly good show darling" as he stands there naked and lighting his pipe."

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I didn't say best sex ever, I said you tried your best"

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By *lttattoocoupleCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Like in liar liar.

I've had better

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By *ripodTimMan over a year ago

Chippenham

Thatll be 60 quid. Would you like a receipt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She asks am i the first woman youve made love to?

He replies you might be whats your name your face looks familier

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Tea please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put a porno on? S x

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Put a porno on? S x"

Lol u could have filmed it with out her knowing

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By *iking.beardMan over a year ago

Redcar

Do the count down clock as u come then. Once u finished give them a score. Only out of 8 thought remember lol

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By *artinichilled1TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Just say."That was a nice warm up when does the main act start."

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By *antasyhelperMan over a year ago

hednesford

Your sister was better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like in liar liar.

I've had better

Ive had this myself, one of the rare times i was lost for words

Gabby Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm done.

Crack on yourself, I'm off to watch loose women. When your done can you bring me a bacon sandwich and coffee. Milk n two.

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Posts have gone quiet on here now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plug this in love so i can finish myself off.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman over a year ago

Greater London

"Do me a favour block me on fab after I leave

Pmsl. ......

So done this. Shit shag by a selfish man who talked big but was so not worth it.......

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Round two

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Your sister was a better fuck , and so was your mother,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worst thing a guy on fab can do? Get up and get dressed straight after sex and say ' You're going to give me a great veri, right?'

Yep it really happened! God i felt sooo great!

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Your sister was a better fuck , and so was your mother,

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Worst thing a guy on fab can do? Get up and get dressed straight after sex and say ' You're going to give me a great veri, right?'

Yep it really happened! God i felt sooo great!

Hope you told him to fuck off

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Cook a rabbit stew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Worst thing a guy on fab can do? Get up and get dressed straight after sex and say ' You're going to give me a great veri, right?'

Yep it really happened! God i felt sooo great!

Hope you told him to fuck off"

Nope - just gave him the veri he deserved!! Oddly he chose not to publish it!

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Worst thing a guy on fab can do? Get up and get dressed straight after sex and say ' You're going to give me a great veri, right?'

Yep it really happened! God i felt sooo great!

Hope you told him to fuck off

Nope - just gave him the veri he deserved!! Oddly he chose not to publish it!

xx"

Clearly he wasn't a genuine swinger.

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