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One for the single guys…
You don't have to be beautiful
to turn me on
I just need your body baby
From dusk till dawn
You don't need experience
To turn me out
You just leave it all up to me
I'm gonna show you what it's all about
You don't have to be rich
To be my girl
You don't have to be cool
To rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your
Kiss
You got to not talk dirty, baby
If you wanna impress me
You can't be to flirty, mama
I know how to undress me (Yeah)
I want to be your fantasy
Maybe you could be mine
You just leave it all up to me
We could have a good time
You don't have to be rich
To be my girl
You don't have 2 be cool
To rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your
Kiss
Women not girls rule my world
I said they rule my world
Act your age, mama (Not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
You don't have to watch Dynasty
To have an attitude
You just leave it all up to me
My love will be your food
Yeah
You don't have to be rich
To be my girl
You don't have to be cool
To rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your
Kiss
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
Here is one that could be on a females profile
oh he treats me with respect he says he loves me all the time
he calls me fifteen times a day he likes to make sure that I'm fine
you know I've never met a man whose made me feel quite so secure
hes not like all them other boys they're all so dumb and immature
there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over
it's not fair and I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
yes I think you're really mean
oh you're supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream
oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok
oh you're supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take
well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head
then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me
maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Bowie song for the boys
Boys keep swinging.
heaven loves ya
the clouds smile for ya
nothing stands in your way when you're a boy
clothes always fit ya
life is the pop of a cherry when you're a boy
when you're a boy
you can wear a uniform
when you're a boy
other boys check you out
you get a girl
these are your favorite things
when you're a boy
boys
boys
boys
boys keep swinging
boys always work it out
unpage the colors
unfurl the flag
love just kissed you hello when you're a boy
they'll never clone ya
you're always first on the line when you're a boy
when you're a boy
you can buy a home of your own
when you're a boy
learn to drive and everything
you get a girl
you'll get your share
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your jokes ain´t funny and there´s
notin´ you say
That I wanna hear
The sound of the door slammin´
your ass out
Is music to my ears
If I can´t beat you then
I´m gonna beat you
To a pulp
So can the TV rays and take
my tonsil glaze
Right down your throat
You´re standin´ too close what the
fuck´s with you,
You ain´t my old lady and
you ain´t a tattoo
No need to whimper, no need to shout
This party´s over, so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out
Well I puke, I stink bitch give me a drink
´Cause I´m payin´ for the room
I ain´t buying you breakfast
So keep your mouth busy and
wrap your lips
All around my attitude
Take a walk with me with your triple
double D´s
And your 40-foot do
Why you walkin´ funny you must have
spent some time
With the boys in the crew
You´re standin´ too close what the
fuck´s with you,
You ain´t my old lady and
you ain´t a tattoo
No need to whimper, no need to shout
This party´s over, so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out
The morning´s comin´ and
this is my bed
If I find you here when I wake up
The maid is gonna find me dead
You´re standin´ too close what the
fuck´s with you,
You ain´t my old lady and
you ain´t a tattoo
No need to whimper, no need to shout
This party´s over, so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out
Get the fuck out
Get the fuck out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was born under a wandering star
In the second council house of Virgo
Forceply removed from the belly of my ma
And raised on milk and Pernod
So just lie back and think of England
Because I've slid down bannisters for judges and barristers, reader's wives' husbands with toothless decay
I've been GBH'd and ABH'd, for a packet of B & H
I've been taken and I've been driven away
I was fornicating before I could read or write and now I can't stop, sir
I graduated from the Universty of Life and the school of hard knocks sir
And my telephone is always ringing
And my number is triple-X directory, call 0898 treble three, talk dirty to me
Oh come on all ye unfaithful, joyful, triumphant and pathetically weak
I've been Amsterdamned, Reeperbahned, wham bam no thank you mammed
If the spirit is willing then the telephone's cheap
And if you wanna step outside love
You can step outside love with me
You can step outside with me
And if we ever meet again
Don't know where, and I don't care when
I'm gonna help you with you're sickness
like a Jehovah's Witness
you'll be born again, and again, and again
Just lie back, close your eyes and think of England
And what England's done for me
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Hhhmmmm now I'm thinking Dead Kennedys and ......
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk, to fuck
I'm too d*unk, too d*unk, too d*unk
To fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too d*unk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too d*unk to fuck
You're to d*unk to fuck
Too d*unk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too d*unk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you let me violate you. you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you. you let me complicate you
help me i broke apart my insides. help me i've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me. help me get away from myself
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation. you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith. you can have my everything
help me you tear down my reason. help me it's your sex i can smell
help me you make me perfect. help me become somebody else
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach. scraped off my knees
i drink the honey inside your hive
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Should of been, could of been
Would of been dead
If I didn't get the message
Goin' to my head
I am what I am
Most motherfuckers
Don't give a damn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, I'll be your man
Someone full of fun
Do me 'till I'm well done
Little Bo Peep
Cumin' from my stun gun
Beware take care
Most motherfuckers
Have a cold ass stare
Aw baby please be there
Suck my kiss cut me my share
Hit me you can't hurt me
suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me
stick with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss
Look at me can't you see
All I really want to be
Is free from a world
That hurts me
I need relief
Do you want me girl
To be your theif
Aw baby just for you
I'd steal anything that you want me to
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
Chicka chicka dee
Do me like a banshee
Low brow is how
Swimming in the sound
Of bow wow wow
Aw baby do me now
Do me here I do allow
Hit me you can't hurt me suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me stick with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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strutting into town like you're slinging a gun,
just a small town dude with a big city attitude
honey are you looking for some trouble tonight?
well alright
you break the laws of love in the name of desire
take ten steps back
im ready baby aim and fire |
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I'll take you up to the highest heights
Let's spread our wings and fly away-ay
Surround you with love that's pure delight
Release your spirit, set you free
Come and feel my energy-y-y
Let's be as one in soul and mind
I'll fill your world with ecstacy
Touch all your dreams way down insi-i-ide
Let me be your fantasy
Let me be your fantasy, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Let me be your fantasy
Let me be your fantasy
Let me be your fantasy
Let me touch your dreams
Just spread your wings and fly away
Come take a tri-ip to my wonderland
Let's spread our wings and fly away-ay
Lotions of love flow through your hands
See vision's colours everyday
Let me feel your warm embra-a-ace
Release the colours in your mi-ind
I'll put a smile upon your face
I've got what it takes to make you mi-i-ine
Let me be your fantasy
Let me be your fantasy, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Let me be your fantasy
I'll take you higher...
Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Let me be your fantasy
Let me be your fantasy
Let me be your fantasy
Let me be your fantasy
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heh describes a few women I know
It was one of those nights
When you turned out the lights
And everything comes into view
She was taking her time
I was losing my mind
There was nothing that she wouldn't do
It wasn't the first
It wasn't the last
She knew we was making love
I was so satisfied
Deep down inside
Like a hand in a velvet glove
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Too much for my body, too much for my brain
This damn woman's gonna drive me insane
She's got a touch, a touch too much
She had the face of an angel
Smiling with sin
The body of Venus with arms
Dealing with danger
Stroking my skin
Like a thunder and lightening storm
It wasn't the first
It wasn't the last
It wasn't that she didn't care
She wanted it hard
And wanted it fast
She liked it done medium rare
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Too much for my body, to much for my brain
This damn womans gonna drive me insane
She had a touch, a touch too much
TOUCH ME!
Oh!
Seems like a touch (touch too much)
You know it's much too much, (much too much)
I really want to feel you (touch too much)
Girl you know you're giving me (much too much)
Seems like a touch
Just a dirty little touch
I really need your touch
Cause you're much too much too much too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Givin me a touch, a touch too much
Baby got a touch, a touch too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
A touch too much
A touch too much
A touch too much
Touch, come on and touch me
Yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never been insane, put my baby on a plane with a suitcase that's alive and kicking
And your honour i confess that I've never tasted meths, or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken
I've never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam, or sold gum on the streets of Mexico
Never smuggled pot, or been murdered in my squat two stories from the top of a no go
I've never had to steal, or sell my body for a meal, cigarettes, alcohol or drugs
I've never had a tattoo or a scar that wouldn't heal
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!
I've never been on strike, or a speeding motorbike, been propositioned, beaten up, or mugged
I've got 20/20 vision but I've never seen the light
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!
And if you're looking for trouble
You came to the wrong place
I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerke, or played chicken on a railway line
I've never been a litter bug, given head, or taken drugs
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!
Crack that whip across my thigh
stick a needle in my eye
Cross my heart and hope to die
I have lived a sheltered life |
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Fir anyone on this site who isn't what they say they are:
Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you I'm in love with you
Don't believe me if I tell you
That I wrote this song for you
There just might be some other silly pretty girl
I'm singing to
Don't believe a word
For words are so easily spoken
And your heart is just like that promise
Made to be broken
Don't believe a word
'Cause words can tell lies
And lies are no company
When there's tears in your eyes
Don't believe a Word
No don't believe a word,
Don't believe, don't believe me
No not a single word
Hey Don'tcha |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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If U're looking 4 somewhere 2 go
Girl, I'll take U 2 a movie show
We can sit in the back and I'll jack U off
I can't give U everything U want
But I can take U 2 a restaurant
And if U're not hungry, I'll jack U off
If your man ain't no good
Come on over 2 my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack U off
If U're tired of the masturbator
Little girl, we can go on a date, uh
And if U like, I'll jack U off
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One for the doggers out there
You Wanna Ride Baby
This Is A Special Car
Two Accelerators, No Brakes
You Wanna Know About Love.
Lemme Teach Yeah
Come To Church I'm The Preacher
Jump In The Motor
Let The Kisses Cascade
I'm The Love Commando This Is A Raid
If Love Is An Art, Baby I'm Surreal
With You By My Side
Can't Keep My Hands On The Wheel
Unbuckle That Strap Jump In The Back
Let's Steam Up The Windows Of My Cadillac.
Gimme Back Seat Education
Working Up A Sweat On The Leatherette
I Said Back Seat Education
Little Girl You're The Teacher's Pet
I'm The Genius Of Love
I Got An Honours Degree
Baby You're In Luck
I'm Gonna Teach You For Free
I'll Show You Things
You Don't Learn At School
I'll Show You Baby How To Break The Rules
Blow Torch Baby Give Me Hot Job Precision
Apocalypse Lips Nuclear Kissing
Oh Baby It Ain't Solitaire
Horizontal Hold Get Your Legs In The Air
Gimme Back Seat Education
Working Up A Sweat On The Leatherette
Back Seat Education
Baby Baby Baby You're The Teacher's Pet
Yeah - Crawling From The Wreckage Baby
Back Seat Education
I Said Back Seat Education
I Said Back Seat Education
I Said Back Seat Education
Back Seat Education
Working Up A Sweat On The Leatherette
Back Seat Education
Little Girl You're The Teacher's Pet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Smack me in the forehead with a chain
Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep
I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.
Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep
Yee-hah!
Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples? |
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