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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only when married and in the dark with protection.
Once a year.
Birthday or Xmas? 
A"
Christmas as it's once a year otherwise it would be sinful doing it twice.
We are not perverts you know! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Only when married and in the dark with protection.
Once a year.
Birthday or Xmas?
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Christmas as it's once a year otherwise it would be sinful doing it twice.
We are not perverts you know! "
I suppose you've still hot the other 364 days a year for anal, bukakke, DP, DV, DAP, figging, fetching, fucking, watersports, gangbangs, fisting, sploshing and titwanks.
As he didn't ask about any of them!  
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"No need to be funny i was only asking a simple question . A simple yes/no would have done . "
You didn't ask a yes/no question. Your question required some sort of numerical or quantitative response. 
PS Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. Especially here sometimes.  |
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"No need to be funny i was only asking a simple question . A simple yes/no would have done . "
You don't like the responses so you choose to have a headline about "sarcastic cunts on here"?? Smooth ...... that's a really broadminded approach that'll get you loads of meets - not!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No need to be funny i was only asking a simple question . A simple yes/no would have done .
You don't like the responses so you choose to have a headline about "sarcastic cunts on here"?? Smooth ...... that's a really broadminded approach that'll get you loads of meets - not!! "
You need a thicker skin and a sense of humour on the forums and defo a new status, that'll get you nowhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No need to be funny i was only asking a simple question . A simple yes/no would have done . "
no wonder your not verified or met anyone. Not only are you rude when you message someone and they aren't interested your also too sensitive to deal with a joke. When you've had no meets you don't start insulting people and calling them cunts |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"No need to be funny i was only asking a simple question . A simple yes/no would have done . "
Think about it fella...this is a swinging site...it was a bit of a daft question dontcha think??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awww people!
Thank you for the laughs! Its been much needed!
Oh! And what abou cross-stitching?? X
No but I have been considering a rug making kit. "
So you can get licked, fingered and fucked on it?  |
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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago
Anywhere and nowhere |
"Pretty standard answer from the forum playground lot.
Yet the all flock to the 5000 boring threads about shagging the one above....you'd think by now they would know the answer!"
lol best retort Ive read in ages lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty standard answer from the forum playground lot.
Yet the all flock to the 5000 boring threads about shagging the one above....you'd think by now they would know the answer!"
i was pretty surprised actually at the response... Was expecting a little more abuse towards the OP after some of the other threads I've read and the responses.. Id be grateful it was a humorous response to such a daft question |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty standard answer from the forum playground lot.
Yet the all flock to the 5000 boring threads about shagging the one above....you'd think by now they would know the answer!"
You havn't answered the OPs question |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apple pie anyone??!!!...surely someone wants to lick suck and finger my pie??!
I'd love to taste your pie, I prefer cream to Custard hope that's ok. "
Thats great...I love lashings of cream! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apple pie anyone??!!!...surely someone wants to lick suck and finger my pie??!
I'd love to taste your pie, I prefer cream to Custard hope that's ok.
Thats great...I love lashings of cream!"
Then lashings of cream you shall have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"None of us. We're only here for knitting patterns and recipes.  lol am still trying to find one for a stuffed mushroom! "
No chance, if you want stuffed mushrooms. You need crochet they can't be knitted.
OP ha ha ha ha ha ha thud ... Laughed so hard I fell off my chair  why would you ask on a site that promotes sexual activity if women on here like sex?
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"Pretty standard answer from the forum playground lot.
Yet the all flock to the 5000 boring threads about shagging the one above....you'd think by now they would know the answer!
You havn't answered the OPs question "
Because I don't feel the need to, by either making a fool of him or otherwise |
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