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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Really big one
OMG
I stood out side for a while hoping someone would walk past to come get it
But they didn't 
I had to and it was HUGE
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread
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Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it?
A pint glass and a bit of paper will catch the biggest spider without even having to touch it. You can't even manage that? "
...and a dose of fire will ensure that the little bastard does not reenter ones home! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it?
A pint glass and a bit of paper will catch the biggest spider without even having to touch it. You can't even manage that? "
Even I can do that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ifuckinglovescience ifls, the website, reported last week that some biologists have discovered that we all have spiders living in our sweat ducts living off the oil secreted.
They look like silver fish, are invisible to the naked eye and have 8 legs which has them in the spider family not mite ...
I am sure if you google face spiders you'll read about them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nooooooo,don't kill them. They really didn't realise they weren't allowed to stand there. That's someones mum! "
Could be the daddy. Now they are scary!!! |
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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"Really big one
OMG
I stood out side for a while hoping someone would walk past to come get it
But they didn't
I had to and it was HUGE
I just found one on my bed lol I threw it out the window
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The spiders on your face are called Demodex. wiki states its a genus of tiny parasitic mites that live in or near hair follicles of mammals."
I could have a few large ones living up my nose if the number of legs sticking out is anything to go by.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ifuckinglovescience ifls, the website, reported last week that some biologists have discovered that we all have spiders living in our sweat ducts living off the oil secreted.
They look like silver fish, are invisible to the naked eye and have 8 legs which has them in the spider family not mite ...
I am sure if you google face spiders you'll read about them.
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Thats Interesting do they Serve
A purpose supposedly in yer sweat ducts Or are they getting a free ride and a Meal sounds of it... I wonder how Long we have had them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it?
A pint glass and a bit of paper will catch the biggest spider without even having to touch it. You can't even manage that? "
No. I can't go anywhere near the big ones. My body won't let me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it?
A pint glass and a bit of paper will catch the biggest spider without even having to touch it. You can't even manage that?
No. I can't go anywhere near the big ones. My body won't let me "
This place gives me the same feeling.  |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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awww I always leave them be. only time I got a jump sacre was waking up once, and realising as I watched a big ass spider run along my duvet that it must have run over my face. I gently shook it off the duvet and went back to sleep.
I am usually the one called for spider removal duty.. in fact i insist on it if i am at a friends and they get the vacuum out to get rid of a spider!! what a horrible way to die
(I am not a huge spider lover, just all animals. well, except wasps  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasps spend spring and summer cutting up insects and feeding them to larva in the nest who poo out a sugar thank you. The ladies, they are all female, are addicted to sugar.
In the autumn the nest collapses, the larva are not there, the wasp needs its sugar fix and comes bothering us.
They are a huge benefit to the garden, so many garden pests chopped up and taken away. If you have a lovely garden in spring and summer the wasps, like the bees, along with the ladybirds have made it happen.
give jasper vulgaris a break, know she has worked hard for you all summer and is addicted to sugar and soon to be homeless and die like all her sisters before her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once at work, i opened up the bananas and there was this whopper of a spider in there. So, just like any normal person would do, i thought i'd show it to one of the girls who is almost 6ft and shit scared of spiders - so, i presented to her the box and she's like there's nothing there. I had a look myself and wondered where the fucker went...only to realise it's crawling up my fucking arm!
She didn't half scream when she saw that!
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I know how you feel cant stand them make me feel sick Mr killed one the other night it had to be stunned into submission first ..... I normally leave the room until its gone or hide outside x Anna
Oh ya fucker theres a huge one just run along the carpet HELLLLLLPPPP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just escort them outside. They're not doing me any harm.
Hate wasps though, but with very good reason.
When I was a child a wasp somehow got inside my t-shirt and in it's frustration kept stinging me on the back. My younger brother, who could have only been about 3 or 4 at the time grabbed a rolled up newspaper and resolved the problem by twatting it.
Think I had to pay a visit to A&E.
I'm cool with Bee's though. |
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