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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?      "
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this "
yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this
yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lol"
shurrup you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this
yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lolshurrup you "
hate ta think what a zeta male would be lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this
yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lolshurrup you
hate ta think what a zeta male would be lol "
oh theres a few around ..trust me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this "
Men who are pushy
Men who invite "genuine fit" friend to a first meet
Men who text at 5.40am cos they think you are up at that time 
Men who claim to be desperate to meet you but cancel 3 times 
Men who have no housework skills
Arrogant men who think they are the best in bed, you just have to ignore that they are married |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this
yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lolshurrup you
hate ta think what a zeta male would be lol oh theres a few around ..trust me "
well as you as the ladies on here gea lot more grief than I do then I have no hesitation in believing you ...next time just heel the bar stewards ...btw seen my other thread on things should never have said? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this
Men who are pushy
Men who invite "genuine fit" friend to a first meet
Men who text at 5.40am cos they think you are up at that time
Men who claim to be desperate to meet you but cancel 3 times
Men who have no housework skills
Arrogant men who think they are the best in bed, you just have to ignore that they are married "
someone actually invited someone without your agreement...sod him...oops maybe tahts why he wanted ta bring the fit guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this
Men who are pushy
Men who invite "genuine fit" friend to a first meet
Men who text at 5.40am cos they think you are up at that time
Men who claim to be desperate to meet you but cancel 3 times
Men who have no housework skills
Arrogant men who think they are the best in bed, you just have to ignore that they are married
someone actually invited someone without your agreement...sod him...oops maybe tahts why he wanted ta bring the fit guy "
yep so i didnt turn up at the meet, took him a month to send me a message to apologise, reckon he was only kidding and wanted to start again
here's another one:
guys that ask you if you have come when you are in the throws of sex ummm as i gush like niagara falls, guess thats a no then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smelly bum holes.
Can put you off rimming
for life! lol, ooo yuck especially if hairy 
That's one I wont be trying then"
yep for sure that is a not in my lifetime thing as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this
Men who are pushy
Men who invite "genuine fit" friend to a first meet
Men who text at 5.40am cos they think you are up at that time
Men who claim to be desperate to meet you but cancel 3 times
Men who have no housework skills
Arrogant men who think they are the best in bed, you just have to ignore that they are married
someone actually invited someone without your agreement...sod him...oops maybe tahts why he wanted ta bring the fit guy
yep so i didnt turn up at the meet, took him a month to send me a message to apologise, reckon he was only kidding and wanted to start again
here's another one:
guys that ask you if you have come when you are in the throws of sex ummm as i gush like niagara falls, guess thats a no then "
heh heh know hat ya mean...bit hard for me to lie & say yes though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men with small cocks who keep going on about it!
Hairy balls.
Poor personal hygiene.
Talking about exes.
Talking about previous meets.
Bad manners.
Not having an opinion.
Asking about my exes/previous meets.
Desperation.
People who lack ambition.
Stupid people.
People who ask who? on internet forums instead of Googling ie stupid people.
Men over 40 who dress like their teenage sons.
Phone sex.
Webcams.
Short men.
Fat men.
Beta males outside the bedroom.
Alpha males inside the bedroom.
I'm just getting warmed up but feel I should stop lol!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"men who wear sandals
{GULP} "
Especially with socks saw one of those sad no fashion sense idiots at the local shop yesterday, almost put me off my yorkie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men with small cocks who keep going on about it!
Hairy balls.
Poor personal hygiene.
Talking about exes.
Talking about previous meets.
Bad manners.
Not having an opinion.
Asking about my exes/previous meets.
Desperation.
People who lack ambition.
Stupid people.
People who ask who? on internet forums instead of Googling ie stupid people.
Men over 40 who dress like their teenage sons.
Phone sex.
Webcams.
Short men.
Fat men.
Beta males outside the bedroom.
Alpha males inside the bedroom.
I'm just getting warmed up but feel I should stop lol!
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Ive got no chance then lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"men who wear sandals
{GULP}
Especially with socks saw one of those sad no fashion sense idiots at the local shop yesterday, almost put me off my yorkie "
And the problem with sandals and socks is??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men with small cocks who keep going on about it!
Hairy balls.
Poor personal hygiene.
Talking about exes.
Talking about previous meets.
Bad manners.
Not having an opinion.
Asking about my exes/previous meets.
Desperation.
People who lack ambition.
Stupid people.
People who ask who? on internet forums instead of Googling ie stupid people.
Men over 40 who dress like their teenage sons.
Phone sex.
Webcams.
Short men.
Fat men.
Beta males outside the bedroom.
Alpha males inside the bedroom.
I'm just getting warmed up but feel I should stop lol!
Ive got no chance then lol xx "
Didn't put soapy fellas did I?!! |
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Creeps
Creepy people
People who are creepy
Sycophants
Insincere flatterers
Creepy insincere sycophantic flatterers
Badly stained teeth
Bad breath
Dirty clothes
Smelly unwashed genitals
Over-apologetic people
Unkempt feet… especially long fungal toe nails
The phrase “I bet you want to really” when I have already explained why I don’t.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smelly bum holes.
Can put you off rimming
for life! lol, ooo yuck especially if hairy
That's one I wont be trying then"
oh dear god - i won't go anywhere near the ass if its not squeaky clean! you come to me fresh as a daisy or you don't get any! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh, bad breath and missing teeth! yak!
people who don't have all their teeth should say so on their profiles - i couldn't kiss someone without a full set ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh, bad breath and missing teeth! yak!
people who don't have all their teeth should say so on their profiles - i couldn't kiss someone without a full set ha ha ha"
what if I keep 'em in me pocket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"men who wear sandals
{GULP}
Especially with socks saw one of those sad no fashion sense idiots at the local shop yesterday, almost put me off my yorkie "
And would you care to explain why you were eating a yorkie when it says quite clearly on the packaging that it's not for girls?
(unless you were eating the canine version in which case, eeeeeeew!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ignorant single males (there are a few on here I think lol) who after you've met them once think your going to suddenly produce your best friend for them 2 shag, WTF is that all about??????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ignorant single males (there are a few on here I think lol) who after you've met them once think your going to suddenly produce your best friend for them 2 shag, WTF is that all about???????"
To quote Russel Brand:
I like threesomes with two women because I'm looking for Miss Right, and with the amount I have to get through it's quicker to interview them two at a time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?
Beta males
Sycophants
Farts
Bad table manners
Invasion of my personal space
Ugly men
Sarcasm
People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter
Tennis
Bad breath
Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them
People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones
im sure i have more il come back to this "
Ffs, could you not have made it a bit more clear this is aimed at me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ignorant single males (there are a few on here I think lol) who after you've met them once think your going to suddenly produce your best friend for them 2 shag, WTF is that all about???????"
i was getting that a lot on msn as my avatar was me and my best mate - stopped using msn for swing chat now as i shouldnt need to change my pic lol |
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