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over a year ago
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I have learned that people will ignore a burning building as they walk past, especially if they are dressed smartly.
Luckily, I was there to fucking sort it out!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I discovered the secret to feeling thin: wear trousers that are too big and keep falling down.
What secrets have you discovered?
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ive just learnt this also ^^^^ haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once, when clearing out an old office, I noticed that a mirror (that had been left behind) made me look thinner than I am.
It was tarted up and has hung in my hallway for the last 10 years.
Great for when you take a look back as you walk out thru the front door ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once, when clearing out an old office, I noticed that a mirror (that had been left behind) made me look thinner than I am.
It was tarted up and has hung in my hallway for the last 10 years.
Great for when you take a look back as you walk out thru the front door ..."
I need a mirror like that mine is to honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once, when clearing out an old office, I noticed that a mirror (that had been left behind) made me look thinner than I am.
It was tarted up and has hung in my hallway for the last 10 years.
Great for when you take a look back as you walk out thru the front door ..."
I need one of those to carry everywhere with me. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Once, when clearing out an old office, I noticed that a mirror (that had been left behind) made me look thinner than I am.
It was tarted up and has hung in my hallway for the last 10 years.
Great for when you take a look back as you walk out thru the front door ..."
Some mirrors are just cruel. Others are lovely. My bedroom mirror always makes me look lovely. My favourite mirror is in a hallway in Lyme Regis and that one makes me look a proper shape and all the droopy fat bits disappear.
Finding one that loves you is a wonderful thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once, when clearing out an old office, I noticed that a mirror (that had been left behind) made me look thinner than I am.
It was tarted up and has hung in my hallway for the last 10 years.
Great for when you take a look back as you walk out thru the front door ...
Some mirrors are just cruel. Others are lovely. My bedroom mirror always makes me look lovely. My favourite mirror is in a hallway in Lyme Regis and that one makes me look a proper shape and all the droopy fat bits disappear.
Finding one that loves you is a wonderful thing."
I love all mirrors.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once, when clearing out an old office, I noticed that a mirror (that had been left behind) made me look thinner than I am.
It was tarted up and has hung in my hallway for the last 10 years.
Great for when you take a look back as you walk out thru the front door ...
Some mirrors are just cruel. Others are lovely. My bedroom mirror always makes me look lovely. My favourite mirror is in a hallway in Lyme Regis and that one makes me look a proper shape and all the droopy fat bits disappear.
Finding one that loves you is a wonderful thing."
On my fatter days, I just pass myself off as a Demis Roussos tribute act and have done with it |
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"Once, when clearing out an old office, I noticed that a mirror (that had been left behind) made me look thinner than I am.
It was tarted up and has hung in my hallway for the last 10 years.
Great for when you take a look back as you walk out thru the front door ..."
No. It is the only mirror that is accurate. All other mirrors are faulty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, if I wear the too big trousers and look in the Lyme Regis mirror I will not only feel thinner but look it too. "
Nothing wrong with you. You have a lovely curvy body  |
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"I have discovered the secret of hot water and lemon in the morning. Meant to be so many health benefits and it's nice :0)"
Add a little honey too for a sweeter taste. I love this when I feel rundown |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have discovered the secret of hot water and lemon in the morning. Meant to be so many health benefits and it's nice :0)
Add a little honey too for a sweeter taste. I love this when I feel rundown "
Tried this this morning. Was really nice :0) |
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