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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just seen somebody describe their erection as "hard as trigonometry"
Tickled me pink.
Have you heard any other colourful descriptions or amusing euphemisms? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've used a few.
Once said that if it got any harder I'd be able to knock nails in with it.
A recent one was 'Hornier than a randy triceratops who's just be appointed as minister of horn' - very black adder.
I try to be humourous with mine if I can. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
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"Just seen somebody describe their erection as "hard as trigonometry"
Tickled me pink.
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By an amazing coincidence, I was tickling a nice lady's pink when I got an erection that was as hard as trigonometry.
Fortunately, I was able to produce a satisfactory solution.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen somebody describe their erection as "hard as trigonometry"
Tickled me pink.
By an amazing coincidence, I was tickling a nice lady's pink when I got an erection that was as hard as trigonometry.
Fortunately, I was able to produce a satisfactory solution.
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Talk about going off at a Tangent. It's a sine of the times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just seen somebody describe their erection as "hard as trigonometry"
Tickled me pink.
By an amazing coincidence, I was tickling a nice lady's pink when I got an erection that was as hard as trigonometry.
Fortunately, I was able to produce a satisfactory solution.
Talk about going off at a Tangent. It's a sine of the times. "
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