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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....from your hairdresser or tattoo artist...
"oops!" 
"does your hair grow back quickly?"
"er...there are 2 'N's in Sharon aren't there?"
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BANKer....... on your forhead !  |
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." "
he can be a bit of a bastard sometimes. |
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What does the stupid hairstyle you want look like?
What?
What haircut do you want?
What?
What ain't no haircut I ever heard of! Are there highlights in What?
What?
HIGHLIGHTS, MOTHERFUCKER! DO – I – STREAK - IT?
Yes!
Then you know what I'm saying!
Yes!
Describe what the finished stupid style looks like!
What, I-?
**hairdresser pointing his clippers** Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
It’s a b-b-bob...
Go on.
It’s layered a bit at the back
Does it make you look like a bitch?
What?
[hairdresser swipes the clippers on a No1 setting across the head of the person in the next chair]
DOES IT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
No!
Then why you try to make me cut hair like a bitch?
I didn't.
Yes you did. Yes you did. You tried to make me cut hair like a bitch . And I don't like to be told to cut hair like a bitch by anybody, except Nicky Clarke!
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"What does the stupid hairstyle you want look like?
What?
What haircut do you want?
What?
What ain't no haircut I ever heard of! Are there highlights in What?
What?
HIGHLIGHTS, MOTHERFUCKER! DO – I – STREAK - IT?
Yes!
Then you know what I'm saying!
Yes!
Describe what the finished stupid style looks like!
What, I-?
**hairdresser pointing his clippers** Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
It’s a b-b-bob...
Go on.
It’s layered a bit at the back
Does it make you look like a bitch?
What?
[hairdresser swipes the clippers on a No1 setting across the head of the person in the next chair]
DOES IT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
No!
Then why you try to make me cut hair like a bitch?
I didn't.
Yes you did. Yes you did. You tried to make me cut hair like a bitch . And I don't like to be told to cut hair like a bitch by anybody, except Nicky Clarke!
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have we had a bad experience with a hairdresser polo.? |
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