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over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block "
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block haha made me giggle when i seen this "
Should've copy written it damm you clever geordies ![](/icons/s/surprised.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol"
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack "
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" hotgeordiecple..What's yours called?..I'm sure we're all dying to know "
Uuuuum. ...I haven't got one! Oh dear what an epic fail!
Ideas on a postcard... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" hotgeordiecple..What's yours called?..I'm sure we're all dying to know
Uuuuum. ...I haven't got one! Oh dear what an epic fail!
Ideas on a postcard..."
Boooooooooooooo! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you "
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you."
Is that your name or an indication of something ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you.
Is that your name or an indication of something "
It could be an indication, I do like to leave some things to the imagination though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you.
Is that your name or an indication of something
It could be an indication, I do like to leave some things to the imagination though..."
Oh sorry my imagination just took me and Mr Hammer on a likkle adventure. .I'm back now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol I love how you're all coming with an explanation too.
Do I need an explanation for mine?"
Well yours is pretty self explanatory, you may elaborate should you wish to do so ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you.
Is that your name or an indication of something
It could be an indication, I do like to leave some things to the imagination though...
Oh sorry my imagination just took me and Mr Hammer on a likkle adventure. .I'm back now "
Ooh that sounds fun, you didn't invite anyone? We like trips out in here ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you.
Is that your name or an indication of something
It could be an indication, I do like to leave some things to the imagination though...
Oh sorry my imagination just took me and Mr Hammer on a likkle adventure. .I'm back now
Ooh that sounds fun, you didn't invite anyone? We like trips out in here "
Oh sorry guys..How could I forget my new found friends (minus the top) Lol.
Next time we go ya 'll be invited ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you.
Is that your name or an indication of something
It could be an indication, I do like to leave some things to the imagination though...
Oh sorry my imagination just took me and Mr Hammer on a likkle adventure. .I'm back now
Ooh that sounds fun, you didn't invite anyone? We like trips out in here
Oh sorry guys..How could I forget my new found friends (minus the top) Lol.
Next time we go ya 'll be invited "
Are you insinuating I come topless? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you.
Is that your name or an indication of something
It could be an indication, I do like to leave some things to the imagination though...
Oh sorry my imagination just took me and Mr Hammer on a likkle adventure. .I'm back now
Ooh that sounds fun, you didn't invite anyone? We like trips out in here
Oh sorry guys..How could I forget my new found friends (minus the top) Lol.
Next time we go ya 'll be invited
Are you insinuating I come topless?"
Me? ..
Oh hell no........I'm telling you pmsl ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you.
Is that your name or an indication of something
It could be an indication, I do like to leave some things to the imagination though...
Oh sorry my imagination just took me and Mr Hammer on a likkle adventure. .I'm back now
Ooh that sounds fun, you didn't invite anyone? We like trips out in here
Oh sorry guys..How could I forget my new found friends (minus the top) Lol.
Next time we go ya 'll be invited
Are you insinuating I come topless?
Me? ..
Oh hell no........I'm telling you pmsl "
Oh! How very bossy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
Ay..stop stealing my lines..thief!
You're just too slow "
Step into my office Miss Smooth. .now dammit!
Too strong? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao "
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a favourite tool, if so what is his/her name.
Just for New dick on the block
I was going to say..sneaky fookers but you named me so it's aright lol
Aaaah see!! I'm not a thief! Will consider this a joint effort Jack
Sorry I know we're friends but it's Mr Hammer to you
Ok fine, I will be Mrs smooth to you.
Is that your name or an indication of something
It could be an indication, I do like to leave some things to the imagination though...
Oh sorry my imagination just took me and Mr Hammer on a likkle adventure. .I'm back now
Ooh that sounds fun, you didn't invite anyone? We like trips out in here
Oh sorry guys..How could I forget my new found friends (minus the top) Lol.
Next time we go ya 'll be invited
Are you insinuating I come topless?
Me? ..
Oh hell no........I'm telling you pmsl
Oh! How very bossy!"
Oh please. .you luuuurve it really ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
Ay..stop stealing my lines..thief!
You're just too slow
Step into my office Miss Smooth. .now dammit!
Too strong? "
No, sometimes I just need a firm hand ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!"
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
Ay..stop stealing my lines..thief!
You're just too slow
Step into my office Miss Smooth. .now dammit!
Too strong?
No, sometimes I just need a firm hand "
Oh c'mon that's just too easy..but I'll accept.
Or a firm cock in hand ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one! "
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me."
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol"
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else "
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze! "
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"All of my saxophones have names. One of them is called Paolo.
I'm confused.com "
It may not be a traditional tool but I do own three horns. The tenor has a slightly tarnished bell end which I reckon gives a much richer tone when I tongue bend it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze!
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!!"
lool...spoke to soon ay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All of my saxophones have names. One of them is called Paolo.
I'm confused.com
It may not be a traditional tool but I do own three horns. The tenor has a slightly tarnished bell end which I reckon gives a much richer tone when I tongue bend it."
Oh my ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze!
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!!
lool...spoke to soon ay"
Indeed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze!
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!!
lool...spoke to soon ay
Indeed!"
What have you learned today Miss smooth? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze!
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!!
lool...spoke to soon ay
Indeed!
What have you learned today Miss smooth? "
That tools have names.
That some people are very slow to respond, strange things happen in kitchens and...
My phone can't keep up with me
What have you learned? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze!
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!!
lool...spoke to soon ay
Indeed!
What have you learned today Miss smooth?
That tools have names.
That some people are very slow to respond, strange things happen in kitchens and...
My phone can't keep up with me
What have you learned?"
Well miss...
Some tools have stupid names
Some can't be trusted with great ideas
You're phone needs a good seeing to
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze!
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!!
lool...spoke to soon ay
Indeed!
What have you learned today Miss smooth?
That tools have names.
That some people are very slow to respond, strange things happen in kitchens and...
My phone can't keep up with me
What have you learned?
Well miss...
Some tools have stupid names
Some can't be trusted with great ideas
You're phone needs a good seeing to
"
What a good day!
I must sleep on that, let's see what we can come up with tomorrow ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze!
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!!
lool...spoke to soon ay
Indeed!
What have you learned today Miss smooth?
That tools have names.
That some people are very slow to respond, strange things happen in kitchens and...
My phone can't keep up with me
What have you learned?
Well miss...
Some tools have stupid names
Some can't be trusted with great ideas
You're phone needs a good seeing to
What a good day!
I must sleep on that, let's see what we can come up with tomorrow "
I second that motion!
And let me leave you with this thought........
Stay smooth or be forever rough ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Only tool i have these days is called Bob. Actually, I have 5 tools called Bob.
And a monkey wrench and a bendy screwdriver. But I havent spent enough time with them to give them a name yet ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave.
Ahem....
Explanation please...
We have to have a word in private. .because I don't think this thread is big enough for the both of us Lmfbao
Ok lean in....
Psss wsssss Psss wsssss
Snooze ya lose!
Wtf...i turn to have a wank and you do one!
Lol that makes more sense, walk confused me.
i swear this bloody phone is trying to wreck my sex life lol
Hahaha mine keeps freezing when I'm tying to write something before somebody else
Hmmmm. Yeh you're always trying to write something before someone else. .namely me!..freeze you b@#stard freeze!
It won't respond to you when it has my smooth touch. Aaaargh it f@!*@!g froze! T**t!!
lool...spoke to soon ay
Indeed!
What have you learned today Miss smooth?
That tools have names.
That some people are very slow to respond, strange things happen in kitchens and...
My phone can't keep up with me
What have you learned?
Well miss...
Some tools have stupid names
Some can't be trusted with great ideas
You're phone needs a good seeing to
What a good day!
I must sleep on that, let's see what we can come up with tomorrow
I second that motion!
And let me leave you with this thought........
Stay smooth or be forever rough "
Good advice - you're in the right line of work ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Only tool i have these days is called Bob. Actually, I have 5 tools called Bob.
And a monkey wrench and a bendy screwdriver. But I havent spent enough time with them to give them a name yet "
5 with the same name? They must feel so De - personalised! You could at least give them variations! |
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