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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I was celibate for a very long time. I decided to see what was out there and found a web-site. I met a few people and then I met someone who introduced me to clubs and then he put us both on here without telling me. When we split I put up a single profile.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate always used to be rushing off to meet a woman so i asked "where do you meet all these woman from?"
That's all I remember and i woke up on here  "
Best answer award  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its easier than driving round the streets all night with a bottle of Chloroform and a Balaclava on me Head 
Gimp
How do you balance a bottle of chloroform on your head??  "
Velcro  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate always used to be rushing off to meet a woman so i asked "where do you meet all these woman from?"
That's all I remember and i woke up on here
Best answer award "
Yey!..It's only because I said you look sexy in your football jersey on a previous thread, isn't it?
But I'll take it. .what's my prize  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"A dirty old man introduced me
Question on my lips is.........Who was the dirty old man? "
I'm thinking some kind of Highway to Heaven scenario, but with a sinner instead of a saint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dirty old man introduced me
Question on my lips is.........Who was the dirty old man?
I'm thinking some kind of Highway to Heaven scenario, but with a sinner instead of a saint "
That'll be me then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dirty old man introduced me
Question on my lips is.........Who was the dirty old man?
I'm thinking some kind of Highway to Heaven scenario, but with a sinner instead of a saint
That'll be me then "
My halo is being held up by my horns..it's quite a fetching look i might add |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate always used to be rushing off to meet a woman so i asked "where do you meet all these woman from?"
That's all I remember and i woke up on here
Best answer award
Yey!..It's only because I said you look sexy in your football jersey on a previous thread, isn't it?
But I'll take it. .what's my prize "
No, it genuinely made me laugh...
Your prize good Sir..you make take off my footy top and wear it  with honour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate always used to be rushing off to meet a woman so i asked "where do you meet all these woman from?"
That's all I remember and i woke up on here
Best answer award
Yey!..It's only because I said you look sexy in your football jersey on a previous thread, isn't it?
But I'll take it. .what's my prize
No, it genuinely made me laugh...
Your prize good Sir..you make take off my footy top and wear it with honour "
Aww..isn't that sweet. but nah seriously what's my prize?  . lol
Honour?..Erm. you do realise you support NCUFC
I'll wear it if I take it off you and there's nothing else left on? Comprising here chick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously I have a stutter when nervous. By being on here it helps relax my nervous. "
save these for the next look at me thread..If their real i feel your pain but if not save dem up my girl |
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