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What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Me? I just sprayed balsamic vinegar in my own face!! Got the nozzle thing the wrong way round. DOH!!
And balsamic vinegar in your eyes...?? OW OW OW...!!
Please...somebody must have been more stupid than me?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got another speeding ticket.
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Aww...that's just reminded me - I'm pretty sure I got flashed the other day too (and not in the good sense!)
Just waiting for the inevitable letter through the post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got another speeding ticket.
Aww...that's just reminded me - I'm pretty sure I got flashed the other day too (and not in the good sense!)
Just waiting for the inevitable letter through the post "
It's very important to be in control of your speed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used a knife to get the lid off a tin of beans yesterday , ended up covering me and half kitchen in bean juice. Bean juice.....that conjures up a mirage of things."
Baked beans juice , baked beans  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got another speeding ticket.
Aww...that's just reminded me - I'm pretty sure I got flashed the other day too (and not in the good sense!)
Just waiting for the inevitable letter through the post
It's very important to be in control of your speed "
Thank you PC Plod...!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got another speeding ticket.
Aww...that's just reminded me - I'm pretty sure I got flashed the other day too (and not in the good sense!)
Just waiting for the inevitable letter through the post
It's very important to be in control of your speed
Thank you PC Plod...! "
You're welcome.
Ponders a plod uniform |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got another speeding ticket.
Aww...that's just reminded me - I'm pretty sure I got flashed the other day too (and not in the good sense!)
Just waiting for the inevitable letter through the post
It's very important to be in control of your speed
Thank you PC Plod...!
You're welcome.
Ponders a plod uniform "
You mean you don't already have one?? I thought you'd have anything that came with a truncheon...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got another speeding ticket.
Aww...that's just reminded me - I'm pretty sure I got flashed the other day too (and not in the good sense!)
Just waiting for the inevitable letter through the post
It's very important to be in control of your speed
Thank you PC Plod...!
You're welcome.
Ponders a plod uniform
You mean you don't already have one?? I thought you'd have anything that came with a truncheon...! "
No not yet, could I borrow yours?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rang the garage yesterday to see when car would be ready.
They said they had no record of us bringing it in.
Went ballistic on phone.
I only rang the wrong garage!
Felt like crawling into a hole!
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Striding through a busy supermarket wearing work boots with hook eyelets when one hooped bootlace decides to catch on other boots hook....sending me sprawling, along with basket full of items.... What can u do but laugh.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropped the phone on my face last night and now have a swollen lip
in bed ? done that lol "
Yep; on the phone to a beaut, checked the time, dropped the phone, lost all dignity in front of said beaut. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cut my artery completely by accident which resulting in the house being decorated in my claret.
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Then got a bollucking when I got the hospital because I walked.
Apparently there is a thing called a Ambulance that should be used for such emergencies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"got to the till at the supermarket and realised my purse was at home 
Basket or trolley...?? "
chicken salad and rolls - not o much of an embarassment but derrr blonde moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"got to the till at the supermarket and realised my purse was at home
Basket or trolley...??
chicken salad and rolls - not o much of an embarassment but derrr blonde moment"
We've all been there  And not as bad as filling up with fuel before realising you have no money!  (Noooo I've never done such a thing! [cough]) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"got to the till at the supermarket and realised my purse was at home
Basket or trolley...??
chicken salad and rolls - not o much of an embarassment but derrr blonde moment
We've all been there And not as bad as filling up with fuel before realising you have no money! (Noooo I've never done such a thing! [cough]) "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"got to the till at the supermarket and realised my purse was at home
Basket or trolley...??
chicken salad and rolls - not o much of an embarassment but derrr blonde moment
We've all been there And not as bad as filling up with fuel before realising you have no money! (Noooo I've never done such a thing! [cough])
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Yeh...that was the look on my face! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hope this thread hasnt triggered off a run of madness - last night i burnt a pan of leek and spuds - was sweating them off and went into the garden - only id forgot to lower the heat and put on a pan lid - oh well i know the smoke detector works - one ruined pan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My run of madness has been going on for approx 40 years!!!
Ah yes, the burnt pan! I did it making a syrup sponge...all that anticipation for sryuppy heaven gone in 2 seconds when step into the smoke filled kitchen! Doh! lol
So...did you have to resort to pie and chips?? I think I probably would! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On Wednesday I went running on the local trails. Totally misjudged the sunset and ended up doing the last 2 miles in complete darkness with limited visibility |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My run of madness has been going on for approx 40 years!!!
Ah yes, the burnt pan! I did it making a syrup sponge...all that anticipation for sryuppy heaven gone in 2 seconds when step into the smoke filled kitchen! Doh! lol
So...did you have to resort to pie and chips?? I think I probably would!"
cheese on toast - so far so good today -  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My run of madness has been going on for approx 40 years!!!
Ah yes, the burnt pan! I did it making a syrup sponge...all that anticipation for sryuppy heaven gone in 2 seconds when step into the smoke filled kitchen! Doh! lol
So...did you have to resort to pie and chips?? I think I probably would!"
Don't you burn my carrot cake Mr!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I answered a whatsapp message without looking who sent it, thinking it was from my FAB meet who was on way to visit (nerves where shot with excitement)....only to realise 2 hrs later that I had answered the wrong FAB friend.....resulted in a very embarrassing explanation...and when he came to visit I answered the door and called him by some other name. Oh lordy I just wanted the earth beneath my feet to swallow me up. Have NEVER fluffed up sooo badly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I answered a whatsapp message without looking who sent it, thinking it was from my FAB meet who was on way to visit (nerves where shot with excitement)....only to realise 2 hrs later that I had answered the wrong FAB friend.....resulted in a very embarrassing explanation...and when he came to visit I answered the door and called him by some other name. Oh lordy I just wanted the earth beneath my feet to swallow me up. Have NEVER fluffed up sooo badly "
ooo sit down - heres a cuppa and a cake - |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I answered a whatsapp message without looking who sent it, thinking it was from my FAB meet who was on way to visit (nerves where shot with excitement)....only to realise 2 hrs later that I had answered the wrong FAB friend.....resulted in a very embarrassing explanation...and when he came to visit I answered the door and called him by some other name. Oh lordy I just wanted the earth beneath my feet to swallow me up. Have NEVER fluffed up sooo badly
ooo sit down - heres a cuppa and a cake - "
Oh thank you!! And to make matters worse when I'm nervous I laugh...terrible habit I know... making a good impression and trying to put straight is tough tuff work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and i spoke a tad too early - having a pamper me afternoon and pottering round doing bits and bats - lovely warm detox clay facemask on - decided to top up car with coolant and screen wash - start to chat to lady over the road til she starts laughing - she did tell me why - one plus - she couldnt see me blush through the grey cream |
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