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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a man.
Nobody's perfect.
Some Like it Hot
Can nobody get the first two I posted?"
Other than maybe a Star Wars film for the first, we haven't a clue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a man.
Nobody's perfect.
Some Like it Hot
Can nobody get the first two I posted?
Other than maybe a Star Wars film for the first, we haven't a clue. "
it was starwars, probably part 6 or something.
Get that walking carpet outa my way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a man.
Nobody's perfect.
Some Like it Hot
Can nobody get the first two I posted?"
Struggling with them, but they sound like I should know them.
An easy one this.
Bought a car, turned out to be an alien, who knew. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Post a funny line from a film then let people guess which film.
I have two off the top of my head:
We have a wookie down.
Well, shit in a bag and punch it."
Four Lions
51st state
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Post a funny line from a film then let people guess which film.
I have two off the top of my head:
We have a wookie down.
Well, shit in a bag and punch it."
is the second one 51st states? |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I'm a man.
Nobody's perfect.
Some Like it Hot
Can nobody get the first two I posted?
Other than maybe a Star Wars film for the first, we haven't a clue. it was starwars, probably part 6 or something.
Get that walking carpet outa my way!"
Nope it's Four Lions - near the end. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Post a funny line from a film then let people guess which film.
I have two off the top of my head:
We have a wookie down.
Well, shit in a bag and punch it.
is the second one 51st states? "
Yay! Correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. "
Easy. Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, what?
You're fucked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, what?
You're fucked! "
Planes, Trains and Automobiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, what?
You're fucked!
Planes, Trains and Automobiles"
CORRECT  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy, if you break the director guy's nose before you even got the part?
I didn't mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.""
Full Metal Jacket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a fucking window.
What's the fucking charge for being pushed out of a moving car? Fucking jaywalking?"
Beverly Hills Cop |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a fucking window.
What's the fucking charge for being pushed out of a moving car? Fucking jaywalking?
Beverly Hills Cop"
Correct.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Ahh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, & a packet of gravel!
Life of Brian
D89, I think you may well come under the 'film buff', label!!  "
I love that scene!
How about ... I'll have what she's having. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. "
Hot Shots? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
Hot Shots?"
Spot on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who are you?
I'm your worst nightmare.
No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who are you?
I'm your worst nightmare.
No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there. "
Loaded Weapon? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a fucking window.
What's the fucking charge for being pushed out of a moving car? Fucking jaywalking?
Beverly Hills Cop
Correct.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room."
Dr Strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb)
Put the bunny back in the box |
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