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What one piece of advice......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best piece of advice I've ever been given was off my dad...."Son, you know you've found the right one when you can fart in bed and not feel embarrassed" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You may want to take sedatives before we start...Providing them with sunglasses if they are in your bedroom may be prudent."
That would stop them reading the wallpaper! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You may want to take sedatives before we start...Providing them with sunglasses if they are in your bedroom may be prudent.
That would stop them reading the wallpaper!" Thats the general idea! DOH! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You may want to take sedatives before we start...Providing them with sunglasses if they are in your bedroom may be prudent.
That would stop them reading the wallpaper!"
They'll need to read the wallpaper to keep themselves amused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fasten your seat belt, put your tray in the upright position, in case of a sudden loss of pressure oxygen masks will drop down from the ceiling, please put on adjust your own mask before helping others, in the event of a crash landing and the lights go out, strip lighting will guide you to the nearest exit which will be here, here and here, when you hear the word brace brace brace, put your head between your legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fasten your seat belt, put your tray in the upright position, in case of a sudden loss of pressure oxygen masks will drop down from the ceiling, please put on adjust your own mask before helping others, in the event of a crash landing and the lights go out, strip lighting will guide you to the nearest exit which will be here, here and here, when you hear the word brace brace brace, put your head between your legs "
Oh my goodness I can't control the laughter!!!!! X |
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