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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Yep.
I already have your reservation here. It includes :
Justin Bieber playing 18 hours a day.
Jeremy Clarksons 'best bits' playing 5h55 minutes a day.
Yo have 5 minutes to pee and do your make-up. Thats if your lippy hasn't melted.
On sundays you may have a day off, you are covered in moths for the whole day.
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Do yo let them get the moths so you don't have to feed your cat ?"
I wish. He's on flipping expensive special diet. He insists moths balance his nutrition just perfectly though.
He still expects his food bowl to be full at all times. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Yep.
I already have your reservation here. It includes :
Justin Bieber playing 18 hours a day.
Jeremy Clarksons 'best bits' playing 5h55 minutes a day.
Yo have 5 minutes to pee and do your make-up. Thats if your lippy hasn't melted.
On sundays you may have a day off, you are covered in moths for the whole day.
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There's been an error. Jeremy Clarkson doesn't have any best bits! |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Lol we have a cat that likes a full bowl just so she can empty it again swine she's overweight cos she's lazy and won't go out"
Make her eat moths so she has to chase her dinner.
One of the reasons I am evil and don't save the moths is that the cat looks so funny leaping about after them.
I feel guilty now though and am going to have to start rescuing the moths before he can get them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol we have a cat that likes a full bowl just so she can empty it again swine she's overweight cos she's lazy and won't go out
Make her eat moths so she has to chase her dinner.
One of the reasons I am evil and don't save the moths is that the cat looks so funny leaping about after them.
I feel guilty now though and am going to have to start rescuing the moths before he can get them."
He obviously likes them don't be cruel catch them for him saves burning to much energy lol |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Lol we have a cat that likes a full bowl just so she can empty it again swine she's overweight cos she's lazy and won't go out
Make her eat moths so she has to chase her dinner.
One of the reasons I am evil and don't save the moths is that the cat looks so funny leaping about after them.
I feel guilty now though and am going to have to start rescuing the moths before he can get them.
He obviously likes them don't be cruel catch them for him saves burning to much energy lol"
He's spoilt enough without me catching moths for him.
I know they say dogs have owners and cats have staff but that's just silly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol we have a cat that likes a full bowl just so she can empty it again swine she's overweight cos she's lazy and won't go out
Make her eat moths so she has to chase her dinner.
One of the reasons I am evil and don't save the moths is that the cat looks so funny leaping about after them.
I feel guilty now though and am going to have to start rescuing the moths before he can get them.
He obviously likes them don't be cruel catch them for him saves burning to much energy lol
He's spoilt enough without me catching moths for him.
I know they say dogs have owners and cats have staff but that's just silly."
No that's looking after him a little bit of pampering ..... Bless |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"One of mine sneaks out and everyday this week she has brought me back a pidgeon and a sparrow and dumped them by the back door. Not sure why she's just started doing it.
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Perhaps she knows you've not been well and is trying to care for you by bringing you food. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"One of mine sneaks out and everyday this week she has brought me back a pidgeon and a sparrow and dumped them by the back door. Not sure why she's just started doing it.
Perhaps she knows you've not been well and is trying to care for you by bringing you food."
Give the cat the address of a good chippy  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"For letting one of my cats catch and eat moths when I could rescue them?
really all the things you have taken part in.....lol...burn baby..."
How do you know what I've taken part in?  |
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"My late cat used to catch moths and spiders and the throw up.  "
One of the funniest things I saw was when a dog I had tracked a BIG spider across the floor, sniffing it all the way to the skirting board. He then decided enough was enough and claimed his prey, about 3 seconds later the arachnid was spat out and crawled off with most of his legs stuck together covered in saliva. The dog shook his head several times and retreated backwards  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're going to hell for that then I'll see you there. I have a ladder permanently in the hall so my cats can get into the loft to catch mice."
They
Get through the air bricks they are a blo**y nuisance mice.  |
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