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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I would just like to bring to your attention that I am making a complaint about all of you.
From this day forward, none of you are can honestly say "I've never had any complaints".
Please could I request that this thread is stickied by a mod and any offenders directed towards it.
Thank you for you attention, please have a wonderful morning/day/afternoon/evening. |
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"I would just like to bring to your attention that I am making a complaint about all of you.
From this day forward, none of you are can honestly say "I've never had any complaints".
Please could I request that this thread is stickied by a mod and any offenders directed towards it.
Thank you for you attention, please have a wonderful morning/day/afternoon/evening."
I reject your complaint as invalid. End of.
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"This makes me the only person on Fab who has never had any complaints.
No backsies."
May I respectfully backsie that your title is...... To ALL members , past , present and future...
That included YOU. You have complained about yourself.
I accept your complaint about yourself and slap you twice with a wet kipper. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I respectfully backsie that your title is...... To ALL members , past , present and future...
That included YOU. You have complained about yourself.
I accept your complaint about yourself and slap you twice with a wet kipper."
I said no backsies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my complaint is people using old black and white pictures on their profiles..come on, everyone has colour cameras now...we aint thick!"
Apologies, here you go. |
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"May I respectfully backsie that your title is...... To ALL members , past , present and future...
That included YOU. You have complained about yourself.
I accept your complaint about yourself and slap you twice with a wet kipper.
I said no backsies."
Yes but you are not the no backsie King ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please could you refrain from posting asinine comments to keep this clear for any future announcements.
Thank you."
That's rich given the asinine nature of the initial post! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my complaint is people using old black and white pictures on their profiles..come on, everyone has colour cameras now...we aint thick!
Apologies, here you go."
I dont do coloured guys |
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"my complaint is people using old black and white pictures on their profiles..come on, everyone has colour cameras now...we aint thick!
Apologies, here you go.
I dont do coloured guys"
Thats bloody funny too, oops sorry  |
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Your complaint is hereforthwith classified as nullified owing to the FCC (Fab Complaints Commission) identifying you as a serial complainant. Any further complaining will warrant a complaint against yourself.
(Tina, can we have a forum insurance claim form from one of your team on standby please?) |
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"This makes me the only person on Fab who has never had any complaints.
No backsies.
May I respectfully backsie that your title is...... To ALL members , past , present and future...
That included YOU. You have complained about yourself.
I accept your complaint about yourself and slap you twice with a wet kipper."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I reject your unwarranted complaint under the "each to their own" clause in the forum insurance addendum. So ner.  "
Also known as a backsie.
Rejection rejected. |
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By *carineMan
over a year ago
Armthorpe, Doncaster |
I com[lain all the time, and nobody listens to me, and i get complaints all the time, and i never listen to them.
I trust the original complaint, and any subsequent ones, will be treated in equal fashion, under Fab`s equality guidelines.
Oh, it`s _carine, not asinine. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I reject your unwarranted complaint under the "each to their own" clause in the forum insurance addendum. So ner.
Also known as a backsie.
Rejection rejected."
I reject your rejection of my rejection. Double backsie. There ain't nothing you can do about it, giraffe boy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah but the saying is Caveat Emptor - buyer beware !
Plus if an offer is made (a meet proposed) and no acceptance given (doesn't happen) then there's no contract made. So it's not binding - hence complaint not upheld !
If we complain about you for unjustified complaints about us - will you be sending us all ex-gratia payments to compensate us? I propose £50 minimum.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah but the saying is Caveat Emptor - buyer beware !
Plus if an offer is made (a meet proposed) and no acceptance given (doesn't happen) then there's no contract made. So it's not binding - hence complaint not upheld !
If we complain about you for unjustified complaints about us - will you be sending us all ex-gratia payments to compensate us? I propose £50 minimum. "
No. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could a mod clean up this thread please?
Thanks. they aint had no complaints! 
They will have if they don't sort this mess out."
re-your compliant They've done studies ,you know.60% of the time it would be works every time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but the saying is Caveat Emptor - buyer beware !
Plus if an offer is made (a meet proposed) and no acceptance given (doesn't happen) then there's no contract made. So it's not binding - hence complaint not upheld !
If we complain about you for unjustified complaints about us - will you be sending us all ex-gratia payments to compensate us? I propose £50 minimum.
No. "
Can we take it higher? Is there a Fab Ombudsman?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is no contract to breach.
You now have two complaints by your name Pops. "
Not a breach of contract. Unfair Terms in the contract. You are binding us to a particular statement of non complaining - so call it what you may.
I dispute your terms.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is no contract to breach.
You now have two complaints by your name Pops.
Not a breach of contract. Unfair Terms in the contract. You are binding us to a particular statement of non complaining - so call it what you may.
I dispute your terms.
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Three.
Keep it up. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Lib! back to the kitchen.
The ombudsman is an impartial service so it isn't you.
The ombudsman service will only uphold complaints made with some valid basis. State your case and it will be considered with all due care and attention and a decision made within the next 28 days after the date of submission.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lib! back to the kitchen.
The ombudsman is an impartial service so it isn't you.
The ombudsman service will only uphold complaints made with some valid basis. State your case and it will be considered with all due care and attention and a decision made within the next 28 days after the date of submission.
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No, the Fab ombudsman is me.
That's two for you too Lickety. Shame on you. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lib! back to the kitchen.
The ombudsman is an impartial service so it isn't you.
The ombudsman service will only uphold complaints made with some valid basis. State your case and it will be considered with all due care and attention and a decision made within the next 28 days after the date of submission.
No, the Fab ombudsman is me.
That's two for you too Lickety. Shame on you."
You are deluded. We'll let you off as your kitchen is clean.
You may not lodge the complaint and impartially investigate the objections to said complaint. In such instances you are relieved of all ombudsman powers, duties and privileges.
If you persist in abusing the powers of the ombudsman service then you will find yourself in the stocks facing kippers administered by Granny.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lib! back to the kitchen.
The ombudsman is an impartial service so it isn't you.
The ombudsman service will only uphold complaints made with some valid basis. State your case and it will be considered with all due care and attention and a decision made within the next 28 days after the date of submission.
No, the Fab ombudsman is me.
That's two for you too Lickety. Shame on you.
You are deluded. We'll let you off as your kitchen is clean.
You may not lodge the complaint and impartially investigate the objections to said complaint. In such instances you are relieved of all ombudsman powers, duties and privileges.
If you persist in abusing the powers of the ombudsman service then you will find yourself in the stocks facing kippers administered by Granny.
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Right, that's three for you. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lib! back to the kitchen.
The ombudsman is an impartial service so it isn't you.
The ombudsman service will only uphold complaints made with some valid basis. State your case and it will be considered with all due care and attention and a decision made within the next 28 days after the date of submission.
No, the Fab ombudsman is me.
That's two for you too Lickety. Shame on you.
You are deluded. We'll let you off as your kitchen is clean.
You may not lodge the complaint and impartially investigate the objections to said complaint. In such instances you are relieved of all ombudsman powers, duties and privileges.
If you persist in abusing the powers of the ombudsman service then you will find yourself in the stocks facing kippers administered by Granny.
Right, that's three for you."
I am sorry to do this. I have even had to remove my smile.
GRANNY! Get the kippers out.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've noticed some disharmony with the new rulings that have come out so to try and counter this a union (Together We Are Tough) has been set up.
Voting for you new representative closed 5 minutes ago and I'm pleased to announce that I am now your union leader. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm taking it higher than the Ombudsman, as I question your impartiality!
I am submitting a petition to the petitions’ committee of the European Parliament as allegedly it strives to provide an effective solution to any topic. |
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"I would just like to bring to your attention that I am making a complaint about all of you.
From this day forward, none of you are can honestly say "I've never had any complaints".
Please could I request that this thread is stickied by a mod and any offenders directed towards it.
Thank you for you attention, please have a wonderful morning/day/afternoon/evening."
im making a compliant against you lol. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've noticed some disharmony with the new rulings that have come out so to try and counter this a union (Together We Are Tough) has been set up.
Voting for you new representative closed 5 minutes ago and I'm pleased to announce that I am now your union leader."
So you're the only TWAT on here?
Just askin'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reject your unwarranted complaint under the "each to their own" clause in the forum insurance addendum. So ner.
Also known as a backsie.
Rejection rejected.
I reject your rejection of my rejection. Double backsie. There ain't nothing you can do about it, giraffe boy! "
I have a plan and it involves a sock, gaffa tape and a rubber duck. I guarantee the two of us could force a backsie out of him 
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