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"Can we be like were-creatures and be allowed to change back and forth? There are certain advantages to being human.
Yup you can have that one "
In that case, an owl or a bat, I have dreams about flying. |
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"I'd be a duck. I could swim, walk and fly and I'd taste great with hoisin sauce "
The hoisin sauce would soon put pay to the swimming, walking and flying!
A giraffe so I can have long legs and a slender neck and see all the things I can't see at 5'6. |
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"I'd be a duck. I could swim, walk and fly and I'd taste great with hoisin sauce
The hoisin sauce would soon put pay to the swimming, walking and flying!
A giraffe so I can have long legs and a slender neck and see all the things I can't see at 5'6. " your coffee would be cold by the time it got to the bottom of your neck |
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"Either one of my sisters' miniature schnauzers "
A woman goes into a chemist
'Hi, I'd like some hair removal cream please'
'Certainly madam, is it for your legs? Just be aware it can irritate, so you might not be able to wear tights for a day or so'
'Oh no, it's not for my legs'
'Your arms then? You won't be able to wear long sleeved tops...'
'No no lol, its for my Schnauzer!'
'Oh, well in that case, don't ride a bicycle' |
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