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over a year ago
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Well (heaves bosom heavenwards with arm resting on mop handle whilst adjusting curlers with free hand and gurning) there was this couple....... and oh you'd never believe what femme got up to with what'shisface. As for toshn and thingummy, their latest antics have really put the cat among the pigeons, fellow forumites were outraged and as you well know they are not usually outraged or in the least bit judgemental!!
(Apologies to Femme, Toshn, what'shisface and thingummy - your's were the first names that sprang to mind - you've obviously left an impression on me!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm back 
What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip  "
Ok here we go.
Some men are hung up on their size.
Is it rude not to reply
Manners cost nothing
Why do we all hate Bi guys
I've just been blocked and have never been so insulted in my life.
But the most controversial one was barm, bap, tea cake or roll. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm back
What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip
Ok here we go.
Some men are hung up on their size.
Is it rude not to reply
Manners cost nothing
Why do we all hate Bi guys
I've just been blocked and have never been so insulted in my life.
But the most controversial one was barm, bap, tea cake or roll. "
I'm off to find the barm bap tea cake or roll as that sounds exciting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well (heaves bosom heavenwards with arm resting on mop handle whilst adjusting curlers with free hand and gurning) there was this couple....... and oh you'd never believe what femme got up to with what'shisface. As for toshn and thingummy, their latest antics have really put the cat among the pigeons, fellow forumites were outraged and as you well know they are not usually outraged or in the least bit judgemental!!
(Apologies to Femme, Toshn, what'shisface and thingummy - your's were the first names that sprang to mind - you've obviously left an impression on me!) "
Have you changed your name since I was away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women complaining about single men
Couples complaining about single men
Single men complaining they can meet
Lots of 'what's wrong with my profile I haven't been fucking like a rabbit since I joined the site 6 days ago' type posts
Well hung guys pointing out they're 8ins plus at every opportunity, even on 'oh look the sun is shining' type threads
Etc etc - i.e. probably exactly the same as it was before you left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm back
What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip
Ok here we go.
Some men are hung up on their size.
Is it rude not to reply
Manners cost nothing
Why do we all hate Bi guys
I've just been blocked and have never been so insulted in my life.
But the most controversial one was barm, bap, tea cake or roll.
I'm off to find the barm bap tea cake or roll as that sounds exciting "
We call crusty bread rolls cobs where I come from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm back
What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip
Ok here we go.
Some men are hung up on their size.
Is it rude not to reply
Manners cost nothing
Why do we all hate Bi guys
I've just been blocked and have never been so insulted in my life.
But the most controversial one was barm, bap, tea cake or roll.
I'm off to find the barm bap tea cake or roll as that sounds exciting
We call crusty bread rolls cobs where I come from"
Don't start this again. The wounds are still healing from the last exchange |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well (heaves bosom heavenwards with arm resting on mop handle whilst adjusting curlers with free hand and gurning) there was this couple....... and oh you'd never believe what femme got up to with what'shisface. As for toshn and thingummy, their latest antics have really put the cat among the pigeons, fellow forumites were outraged and as you well know they are not usually outraged or in the least bit judgemental!!
(Apologies to Femme, Toshn, what'shisface and thingummy - your's were the first names that sprang to mind - you've obviously left an impression on me!)
Have you changed your name since I was away "
Yes, I got fed up with guys asking me whether I'm French! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Pops lost his 'tache in a trimming/shaving accident (don't worry, the beard is still there). Tina nearly took on additional forum insurance staff. A few people came back. No-one on a kiss, fuck, pass thread ever apparently kisses or fucks. Some faces were shown around on a Friday. ShagTonight has been relatively quiet about his 6 pack but Big Brother's on at the moment. In a nutshell! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well (heaves bosom heavenwards with arm resting on mop handle whilst adjusting curlers with free hand and gurning) there was this couple....... and oh you'd never believe what femme got up to with what'shisface. As for toshn and thingummy, their latest antics have really put the cat among the pigeons, fellow forumites were outraged and as you well know they are not usually outraged or in the least bit judgemental!!
(Apologies to Femme, Toshn, what'shisface and thingummy - your's were the first names that sprang to mind - you've obviously left an impression on me!)
Have you changed your name since I was away
Yes, I got fed up with guys asking me whether I'm French!"
I know I should know but I can't think , what was it before ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your thread title made me first think of the old milk advert........'watch out watch out watch out watch out, there's a Humphrey about' "
And now for some strange reason I've got the I'm a secret lemonade drinker song in my head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gawd, how old are we ? lol
Ssshhhhh lol "
Oh miss moody I wonder if you remember a strange thin lad who once came a visiting. You bought me a large purple one chocolate bar at our parting xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Gawd, how old are we ? lol
Ssshhhhh lol
Oh miss moody I wonder if you remember a strange thin lad who once came a visiting. You bought me a large purple one chocolate bar at our parting xxx "
Of course I do , how the devil are you ? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"delighted to see your smile again. Welcome home sweet lady of many accents xxx
Thank you that's a lovely thing to say xx"
So does this mean we can once again ignite the forums like we used too, casting all into our melting pot of madness? Perhaps I am too old for such delightful winding....
But fair maiden of many lands, it's nice to see you all the same xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"delighted to see your smile again. Welcome home sweet lady of many accents xxx
Thank you that's a lovely thing to say xx
So does this mean we can once again ignite the forums like we used too, casting all into our melting pot of madness? Perhaps I am too old for such delightful winding....
But fair maiden of many lands, it's nice to see you all the same xx"
Hell yes lol but I warn you now , keep it to yourself though. I think I'm madder than beforev   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Then all is right with the world MC's madness is like the most delightful meringue, it melts on the tongue, fizzes through the mind and lays waste to the sultans of swing xx |
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