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To make you all smile on a Saturday morning 
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare and Naked Twister.
WARNINGS:*
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I might just try some, hold on...
Glug, glug, glug...
Yers ar all me besht mates on 'ere. I luvs all you fabbers...
Exiiiiit lightttt, eeeeeenter nighhhht, taaaaaaake my haaaaaand, we're off ta never never land yeahhhhhhhh
Who wants a fuck???
Zzzzzzzzzzz
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
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You mentioned talking to a pharmacist re this item. Firstly do you know has it been extensivly tested or is it one of the flghty designer solutions. Can you get it on prescription? (now that would cheer me up). Also we've heard that it can be available in its own self dispensing box hence doing away with such paraphernalia as a corkscrew?? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Beware of alternative, cheaper , mass market competitors flooding the market - cleverly packaged to look just like genuine Cabernet Sauvignon ! 
Supermarkets are particularly guilty of this, passing off cheap imitations as the real thing, in fancy looking bottles with cleverly worded labels.
None of these are the real thing, are often imported cheaply from Eastern Europe or South America and will give no benefits at all - simply leaving you with a banging headache, a dodgy stomach and an exceedingly furry re tongue!
Make sure you're only buying genuine Cabernet Sauvignon from a reputable source.
And online purchases should definitely be avoided - you just don't know what you'll be drinking!
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"You mentioned talking to a pharmacist re this item. Firstly do you know has it been extensivly tested or is it one of the flghty designer solutions. Can you get it on prescription? (now that would cheer me up). Also we've heard that it can be available in its own self dispensing box hence doing away with such paraphernalia as a corkscrew?? "
i'll have a screw without the cork |
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"Beware of alternative, cheaper , mass market competitors flooding the market - cleverly packaged to look just like genuine Cabernet Sauvignon !
Supermarkets are particularly guilty of this, passing off cheap imitations as the real thing, in fancy looking bottles with cleverly worded labels.
None of these are the real thing, are often imported cheaply from Eastern Europe or South America and will give no benefits at all - simply leaving you with a banging headache, a dodgy stomach and an exceedingly furry re tongue!
Make sure you're only buying genuine Cabernet Sauvignon from a reputable source.
And online purchases should definitely be avoided - you just don't know what you'll be drinking!
A"
i'll take you to my wine cellar, no cheap plunk for you Obi  |
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