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A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,
he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college,
signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there
is an error in the grade?"
"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth
50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my
entire career".
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HOPE U DONT MIND ME ADDING .....
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
Funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge
Heart...
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. All the
doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart
opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the
doctor in the beautiful heart forever..
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. With all
eyes staring at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral... I'm a gynecologist.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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BRITISH HUMOUR
The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out of the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.
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