Its another Friday and status check, what does your say? Mine sais:
"I want my balls drained inside your pussie for a quicky tonight, available till 1am, can meet with short notice, inbox time"
Mine says: Dead Richard III worth £45 million to Leicester. I bet Henry VII is wishing he'd printed a few wanted posters and saved the bother of Bosworth.
Mine says and I quote:
'20 hours ago... I love handing out a spanking....... ahhh you dirty buggers i meant when i'm sparring during my kickboxing session'