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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, hope I'm not too late for all of the hard fucking. I'm in!"
The random shag thread generator has teamed you up with Meat2Pleaseyou. You are now free to message and arrange hard shagging. |
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"Hi, hope I'm not too late for all of the hard fucking. I'm in!
The random shag thread generator has teamed you up with Meat2Pleaseyou. You are now free to message and arrange hard shagging. "
That's me sorted... I'll take this particular threesome please!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was looking forward to my lunch session. But he canceled. "
Boo ! Hopefully you'll get another offer Violet !
I could definitely do with a shag after perving photos on here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually , decided I fancy a boogie first then a shag ! 
(Promises marmite)
Ha ha ! What to smear all over you? "
Go on then..seeing as it's you. I'd let you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was looking forward to my lunch session. But he canceled.
Boo ! Hopefully you'll get another offer Violet !
I could definitely do with a shag after perving photos on here! "
No that feeling lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha and some people accuse guys for look at me posts!
I know I'm having a look at me moment, you will get over it shortly "
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't make your knees tremble,
from a soft and sensual kiss,
I can't make your heart melt
and your body to feel the bliss,
And I cant make your head spin from
a tongue that dances and darts.
But if you want to laugh your head off
when your flange lets out loud farts,
and if you don't mind an old git with a very tiny cock
Look no further and come and get YeOldeWitchDoc 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag???
Do you take it up the bum???
Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore "
OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Anyone fancy a shag???
Do you take it up the bum???
Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore
OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x"
Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag???
Do you take it up the bum???
Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore
OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x
Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol "
Thank God for that, I hate sweetcorn.
Do you do ATM?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have the energy to Shag anybody, however any lady can Shag me lol
Typical man let the woman do all the work  "
May manage a few nibbles here and there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag???
Do you take it up the bum???
Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore
OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x
Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol
Thank God for that, I hate sweetcorn.
Do you do ATM? "
Are you going to shove your card up her arse, and where will the money be dispensed ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag???
Do you take it up the bum???
Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore
OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x
Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol
Thank God for that, I hate sweetcorn.
Do you do ATM?
Are you going to shove your card up her arse, and where will the money be dispensed ?"
Durr, dumb question. From the penny slot around the front |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag???
Do you take it up the bum???
Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore
OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x
Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol
Thank God for that, I hate sweetcorn.
Do you do ATM?
Are you going to shove your card up her arse, and where will the money be dispensed ?
Durr, dumb question. From the penny slot around the front "
Silly me , of course. |
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"I can't make your knees tremble,
from a soft and sensual kiss,
I can't make your heart melt
and your body to feel the bliss,
And I cant make your head spin from
a tongue that dances and darts.
But if you want to laugh your head off
when your flange lets out loud farts,
and if you don't mind an old git with a very tiny cock
Look no further and come and get YeOldeWitchDoc
"
Made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
"
Do you work for Hallmark Cards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
Do you work for Hallmark Cards? "
Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts |
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"Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
Do you work for Hallmark Cards?
Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts "
Love a man of many words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
Do you work for Hallmark Cards?
Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts
Love a man of many words "
Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground
I'm glad you enjoyed |
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"Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
Do you work for Hallmark Cards?
Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts
Love a man of many words
Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground
I'm glad you enjoyed "
I did thank you - needed a chuckle after feeling poorly for last 3 days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
Do you work for Hallmark Cards?
Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts
Love a man of many words
Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground
I'm glad you enjoyed
I did thank you - needed a chuckle after feeling poorly for last 3 days "
Aww hope you feel better soon |
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"Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
Do you work for Hallmark Cards?
Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts
Love a man of many words
Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground
I'm glad you enjoyed
I did thank you - needed a chuckle after feeling poorly for last 3 days
Aww hope you feel better soon "
Thank you having a peek at your pics has made me feel better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Verse 2
I can't offer you the romance
of a candlelit meal for two.
I can't offer champers and strawberries
and lick and eat them all off you.
I can't offer aromatic oil massage
after a romp in a bath for two
But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.
I'm not saying that my dick is small
cause relatively it's not,
As long as you are measuring it
Next to a small maggot
Do you work for Hallmark Cards?
Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts
Love a man of many words
Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground
I'm glad you enjoyed
I did thank you - needed a chuckle after feeling poorly for last 3 days
Aww hope you feel better soon
Thank you having a peek at your pics has made me feel better "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmmm, errrr, hmmmmm,mmmmmm,errrrrr,hmmm.
Going to say thanks but no , i don't think the comment you made is true and its just a play on words.
What it was real?. Really.Nooooooooooooooooo |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Yeah y not, another bed post tick lol
Lol I'm sorry but I'm turning you down shag due to the fact you have a six pack lol its ok, abit to far to travel as well "
I still think you are lovely though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag???
No thanks your alright luv
Spoil sport "
Oh alright go on then, you got Skype in the land of grey beans and bacon or do I actually have to come there for a real shag?? |
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