"oh dear....a night on the sofa then?  "
It's for the spare room.... so it really is just a 'fucking bed' 
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At least it fecking will be when the feckers manage to fecking deliver the fecking thing feckers!.... I'm not stressed, honest! |
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"oh dear....a night on the sofa then?
It's for the spare room.... so it really is just a 'fucking bed'
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At least it fecking will be when the feckers manage to fecking deliver the fecking thing feckers!.... I'm not stressed, honest!"
calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay  |
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calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay "
Calm fecking down! Fecking calm fecking down... fecking Gor-fecking-don fecking Ramsay............. Fecker!
I was meant to be somewhere at 3 fecking 30! |
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calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay
Calm fecking down! Fecking calm fecking down... fecking Gor-fecking-don fecking Ramsay............. Fecker!
I was meant to be somewhere at 3 fecking 30!"
Was this one of those 'it could be sometime in the morning, it could be some time in the afternoon' deliveries?  |
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calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay
Calm fecking down! Fecking calm fecking down... fecking Gor-fecking-don fecking Ramsay............. Fecker!
I was meant to be somewhere at 3 fecking 30!"
3.30!!!!!.....you're never gonna make it for 4.30...let alone 3.30....I so hope you have no coat hangars there!!  |
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calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay
Calm fecking down! Fecking calm fecking down... fecking Gor-fecking-don fecking Ramsay............. Fecker!
I was meant to be somewhere at 3 fecking 30!
Was this one of those 'it could be sometime in the morning, it could be some time in the afternoon' deliveries? "
It did start that way, but, but, BUT, they text to say I was scheduled for between 12 & 3... brilliant I thought, I don't need to be here all day. So when I was asked if I could get to the other thing I said I could....... feckers! |
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I need a new bed...it has a metal frame and sqeaks like a mo-fo!!! had a meet at the weekend and it was the first time we played in the bedroom, all the other times was on the sofabed and he said "fuckin hell! now I know why we never made it up here...it is putting me off my stride!"...lol |
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"I need a new bed...it has a metal frame and sqeaks like a mo-fo!!! had a meet at the weekend and it was the first time we played in the bedroom, all the other times was on the sofabed and he said "fuckin hell! now I know why we never made it up here...it is putting me off my stride!"...lol"
my bed been getting used a bit as had some gang bangs round here recently and it is a noisy squeaky bed!.  |
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over a year ago
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my bed been getting used a bit as had some gang bangs round here recently and it is a noisy squeaky bed!. "
Be warned - according to the BBC news a woman has had an ASBO taken out on her because she makes too much noise when having sex, and also her bed makes too much noise.....
She's apparently just been done again for breaching the order having sex with her husband.
You might be needing some WD40 
I mean the bed - not you personally.... |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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my bed been getting used a bit as had some gang bangs round here recently and it is a noisy squeaky bed!.
Be warned - according to the BBC news a woman has had an ASBO taken out on her because she makes too much noise when having sex, and also her bed makes too much noise.....
She's apparently just been done again for breaching the order having sex with her husband.
You might be needing some WD40
I mean the bed - not you personally...."
Apparently she sounds like she's having major surgery without anaesthetic, so WD40 isn't the solution! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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Apparently she sounds like she's having major surgery without anaesthetic, so WD40 isn't the solution!"
WD40 and a gag??
Mind you I bet there is some bugger on here thats really into that... |
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"Whooooops I meant 'Where's my fucking bed?"
They text to say it would be delivered between 1200 and 1500... feckers!"
Depending where you had it from they probably meant years xx |
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Apparently she sounds like she's having major surgery without anaesthetic, so WD40 isn't the solution!
WD40 and a gag??
Mind you I bet there is some bugger on here thats really into that... "
woe my favorite fetish xx |
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