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Saw it in the shops yesterday and its a soft drink for kids.
I admit its not what came to my mind when I saw it  
What have you seen lately that's given you the giggles ? |
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"Had a menu from a new kebab shop yesterday called 'Bare Grills'
Ha ha do you think they serve them naked  "
That would be fun but I think it was a bit of a homage to Bear Grylls the survival guy  |
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Do you think the pocket fluff market got too much for him so he's started jizzing in bottles and calling it juice?!
I saw a number plate with VWE at the end of it... I did try and check out the driver but he was past me and I was already speeding. I have a rude number plate too. |
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"Do you think the pocket fluff market got too much for him so he's started jizzing in bottles and calling it juice?!
I saw a number plate with VWE at the end of it... I did try and check out the driver but he was past me and I was already speeding. I have a rude number plate too. "
Did you buy it privately or did it come with the car  |
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"Do you think the pocket fluff market got too much for him so he's started jizzing in bottles and calling it juice?!
I saw a number plate with VWE at the end of it... I did try and check out the driver but he was past me and I was already speeding. I have a rude number plate too.
Did you buy it privately or did it come with the car "
It was very much deliberate. |
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"Do you think the pocket fluff market got too much for him so he's started jizzing in bottles and calling it juice?!
I saw a number plate with VWE at the end of it... I did try and check out the driver but he was past me and I was already speeding. I have a rude number plate too.
Did you buy it privately or did it come with the car
It was very much deliberate. "
Oh you have me intrigued now |
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I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time. 
Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!
BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved. |
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"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.
Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!
BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved."
Can you send it through the post?  |
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"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.
Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!
BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.
Can you send it through the post? "
I usually deliver it in person but I'm sure something can be arranged. Occasionally I follow people home from Fab and jizz in their letterboxes which is sort of the same. |
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"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.
Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!
BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.
Can you send it through the post?
I usually deliver it in person but I'm sure something can be arranged. Occasionally I follow people home from Fab and jizz in their letterboxes which is sort of the same."
My letterbox is quite fierce... mind you don't get stuck! |
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"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.
Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!
BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.
Can you send it through the post?
I usually deliver it in person but I'm sure something can be arranged. Occasionally I follow people home from Fab and jizz in their letterboxes which is sort of the same.
My letterbox is quite fierce... mind you don't get stuck! "
Don't worry I carry a bucket of water in case I get stuck. It works with dogs so should be OK with monkeys and letterboxes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.
Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!
BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.
Can you send it through the post?
I usually deliver it in person but I'm sure something can be arranged. Occasionally I follow people home from Fab and jizz in their letterboxes which is sort of the same.
My letterbox is quite fierce... mind you don't get stuck!
Don't worry I carry a bucket of water in case I get stuck. It works with dogs so should be OK with monkeys and letterboxes. "
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"I saw it in Waitrose but there was no glitter on the box so I thought it was fake.
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Ah you were probably looking at my low calorie offering. For all the glittery goodness, you need the original FM Juice not that glitter free 'lite' crap. |
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"I saw it in Waitrose but there was no glitter on the box so I thought it was fake.
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Did you have the same thoughts that I did when you saw it though ? |
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