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over a year ago
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Start a rumour about yourself what would it be? I seem to have given the impression I suffer with blue waffle  I promise I'm all shiney there!!
I guess I have a slightly warped sense of humour! So what mad things have you made up about yourself to provoke a strange reaction |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I'm not incredible in bed. I'm actually fucking incredible in bed "
i am even more incredible in bed than you are..and if you dont believe me..come here and i will prove it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start a rumour about yourself what would it be? I seem to have given the impression I suffer with blue waffle I promise I'm all shiney there!!
I guess I have a slightly warped sense of humour! So what mad things have you made up about yourself to provoke a strange reaction "
Each drop of my spunk turns into £50 notes when it hits a woman's skin. I would be then in high demand for facials. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!
...when can we meet?
You just want to compare cock sizes!"
No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax |
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"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!
...when can we meet?
You just want to compare cock sizes!
No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax "
It would bowl you over! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!
...when can we meet?
You just want to compare cock sizes!
No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax
It would bowl you over!"
I reckon you could do that just by nudging me with your boobs! |
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"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!
...when can we meet?
You just want to compare cock sizes!
No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax
It would bowl you over!
I reckon you could do that just by nudging me with your boobs!"
Keith doesn't have boobs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!
...when can we meet?
You just want to compare cock sizes!
No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax
It would bowl you over!
I reckon you could do that just by nudging me with your boobs!
Keith doesn't have boobs."
I'll have to make do with that horse cock then. |
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"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!
...when can we meet?
You just want to compare cock sizes!
No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax
It would bowl you over!
I reckon you could do that just by nudging me with your boobs!
Keith doesn't have boobs.
I'll have to make do with that horse cock then."
I'll turn you! |
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