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nothing cleans the house faster...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

than a single guy hoping to get laid.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely it should be clean anyway

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

curses, foiled by my own slobbishness

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine only happens that fast when I get a call from my father saying he's dropping by with a relative I have never met.

Meets have to accept the slobbishness.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Than a guy six months chaste who's been promised release if he gets it clean in time

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

or a visit from your mother

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine only happens that fast when I get a call from my father saying he's dropping by

"or a visit from your mother

I'm not sure which I worse- at least they live the other end of the country, I'll get plenty of warning to get the steam cleaner and bleach

By *edheadsruleCouple over a year ago

lancashire

"than a single guy hoping to get laid.

Hmmmm any single guys offering?

By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

"than a single guy hoping to get laid.

Now you see why hotels are so popular!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine only happens that fast when I get a call from my father saying he's dropping by

or a visit from your mother

I'm not sure which I worse- at least they live the other end of the country, I'll get plenty of warning to get the steam cleaner and bleach "

i would like to get a steam cleaner actually