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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Spent 4 hours last night putting together a wardobe and chest of draws, to which when my son was asking what I was doing and I'd told him, he then asked "what are chester draws", kids eh.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 hours for 2 pieces of IKEA furniture.....that must be some kind of record??
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so.....what are chester drawers....are they lady's knickers made in Chester?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well the chest of draws and a smaller draw inside the top draw, would like to know who was the brain child behind that idea, effing nightmare putting it together, and the instruction to press together till you hear a click was a joke, had to get the big hammer out to whack it in, bloody thumb is sore today from all the screwing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something"
on Ikea furniture? no way, it would fall apart too easily, well normally anyway, but I used enough wood glue on them to survive a nuclear blast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something
on Ikea furniture? no way, it would fall apart too easily, well normally anyway, but I used enough wood glue on them to survive a nuclear blast "
wait till your kitten gets in there.....will be kindling  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something
on Ikea furniture? no way, it would fall apart too easily, well normally anyway, but I used enough wood glue on them to survive a nuclear blast
wait till your kitten gets in there.....will be kindling "
haha yeah, already had to chase her out after running off with the alan key in her mouth, i'm sure she was laughing at me too when i spent nearly 10 minutes looking for screws that she had moved and sat on so I couldnt see them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something
on Ikea furniture? no way, it would fall apart too easily, well normally anyway, but I used enough wood glue on them to survive a nuclear blast
wait till your kitten gets in there.....will be kindling
haha yeah, already had to chase her out after running off with the alan key in her mouth, i'm sure she was laughing at me too when i spent nearly 10 minutes looking for screws that she had moved and sat on so I couldnt see them "
I am so glad I am not suffering alone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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", bloody thumb is sore today from all the screwing
arent you ment to use a screwdriver
when doing too much screwing i get sore dick, you're obviously doing something wrong to get a sore thumb! "
I dont use my dick to put furniture together, if you do, maybe an appearance on Britains Got Talent is called for |
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