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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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this afternoon my rather innocent sister came to visit. had to show her around the house. went into the bedroom . after fun with my girlfriend this morning we had left the bondage straps hanging each side of the bed, she asked what they were for. with not enough time to think up a good answer. i said its for health and safety so when d*unk dont fall out of bed, for the rest of visit she kept giving us strange looks, anyone else ever come up with crap answers when someone spots something you dont want them to see, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My grandson and his friend came into the living room waving around a dildo each. Grandson says what's this?? Daughter and I both blurt out- it's a massager! |
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over a year ago
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"Yeap! The ball attachment for my wand ( round and with bobbles on it) had obvi fallen off when cleaning and putting away ... Whats this? My family member asked? Told em it was a hair conditioner/ de tangeler ... Compleat with a demonstration! Lol ... Then changed subject swiftly!   phew got away with it!  "
You think.... until they say they want one and you can get it for them for xmas |
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When she was 5, my youngest daughter spotted a big, flesh coloured dildo on my bedside table before I'd had the chance to put it away. She pointed and said 'mummy - what's that?'
I stuttered and stammered trying to think of what to tell her then she said 'Is it an air freshener?'
'YES!' I exclaimed, 'it's an air freshener!' then ushered her out of the room  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my oldest son saw my dildo today, and went "muuuuuu". i just splurted out "i don't use it for what you think i do" which probably sounded even worse coz i might have activated his imagination to think of really weird things you can do with a dildo. feel bad now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once came right in my eye. Running out my room to wash my eyes everyone asks me what's wrong and why are my eyes red. I only just poked my eye didn't i? Lol
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