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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Honey, half a squeezed lemon, whiskey ( a good measure) and hot water! That will sort you out PP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

Its because its autumn lol..

Have a shower please...then go to bed x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ladies may ask to wash your back.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man up n Bash one out to get rid of the poison

Cool Hand Gimp

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol.

let me wash yr back,sac &crack please!Ax

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

Its because its autumn lol..

Have a shower please...then go to bed x

can't see the point in a shower when I'm gonna put some vick on my chest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feeling a bit shit too tbh get yourself showered and go have a lie down

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By *hris n AnnaCouple over a year ago

edinburghish

Poor you i got it in Spain was hellish , 2 paracetamol 400 Ibuprofen a hot drink of lemon or orange ,vicks for your chest and bed Nurses Orders x Anna

ps keep drinking plenty fluids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just read title wrong!! I thought it said I like shit!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

Go for a run in the pissing rain and then have an Irish whisky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Poor you i got it in Spain was hellish , 2 paracetamol 400 Ibuprofen a hot drink of lemon or orange ,vicks for your chest and bed Nurses Orders x Anna

ps keep drinking plenty fluids "

Yes nurse

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've got some you can have. I'm not keen on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

Go for a run in the pissing rain and then have an Irish whisky.

I have the irish but as for going for a run you do it for me and I'll have a hot totty and shower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor you i got it in Spain was hellish , 2 paracetamol 400 Ibuprofen a hot drink of lemon or orange ,vicks for your chest and bed Nurses Orders x Anna

ps keep drinking plenty fluids "

400 Ibuprofen ?

Good luck with that

Dr Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a snotty nose and sneezes all weekend

I'm on second box of Beecham's Cold and Flu capsules, and hopefully I'm winning

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe.."

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me"

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me"

Change ya Barber

Floppy Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies please donate generously to pp please

Her

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By *how m3 the ropesMan over a year ago

llanelli

"Poor you i got it in Spain was hellish , 2 paracetamol 400 Ibuprofen a hot drink of lemon or orange ,vicks for your chest and bed Nurses Orders x Anna

ps keep drinking plenty fluids

400 Ibuprofen ?

Good luck with that

Dr Gimp"

Pmsl

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By *how m3 the ropesMan over a year ago

llanelli

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?"

Only wen he has had a shower pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies please donate generously to pp please

Her"

Are we donating shit??

I can help there the ibs is playing up again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have had a cold all weekend didnt help havibg to ride two horses in the rain this morning

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Would you like a big bosomy snuggle PP, it might help you feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?"

I don't know any fishermen

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

Have a soak in a hot bath, the steam will do you good.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?

I don't know any fishermen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you like a big bosomy snuggle PP, it might help you feel better

if you think it will help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies please donate generously to pp please

Her

Are we donating shit??

I can help there the ibs is playing up again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a soak in a hot bath, the steam will do you good."

Thats gonna be hard I don't have a bath only a shower room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?

I don't know any fishermen

I have a Rod.

Carpus Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww get well soon x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Have a soak in a hot bath, the steam will do you good.

Thats gonna be hard I don't have a bath only a shower room"

now I feel bad for you.

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Awwww poor PP.......I did get offered a hot gargle from numerous people when I had a cold earlier in the year - I am sure some kind gentleman will oblige

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?

I don't know any fishermen

I have a Rod.

Carpus Gimp

Garden gnome gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?

I don't know any fishermen

I have a Rod.

Carpus Gimp

you can go wibble

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Would you like a big bosomy snuggle PP, it might help you feel better

if bosomy snuggles are helpful is it a good time to go atishoo..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?

I don't know any fishermen

I have a Rod.

Carpus Gimp

Garden gnome gimp

Garden Ornament if ya DONT mind, I'm Pc ya'know

Grumpy Gimp

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

"
red hot curry burn the fucker out

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?

I don't know any fishermen

I do but their a bit hairy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've still got this bloody chest infection it's horrible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

don't be a minger..

you'll feel much less snotty after a hot shower..

maybe..

it's the fuzzy head thats bugging me

have you tried sucking a fishermans friend..?

I don't know any fishermen

I have a Rod.

Carpus Gimp

Garden gnome gimp

Garden Ornament if ya DONT mind, I'm Pc ya'know

Grumpy Gimp

Lmao!!!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

Aww PP come lay your head between these bosoms..you will feel better.

Hot whisky and lemon should help xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had a snotty nose and sneezes all weekend

I'm on second box of Beecham's Cold and Flu capsules, and hopefully I'm winning

I've succumbed myself to bed now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aww PP come lay your head between these bosoms..you will feel better.

Hot whisky and lemon should help xx"

oh dear lady if I could I would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He needs tucking in

Her

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

It's all the damp, warm weather

Early nights, lots of fluids and paracetamol for you young man. Get well soon

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Try a hot bath and some boiled lemonade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im tucked up in bed feeling equally shit! Im stuffy and ache head to foot.

Fingers crossed everyone feels better soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im tucked up in bed feeling equally shit! Im stuffy and ache head to foot.

Fingers crossed everyone feels better soon x"

Hope you feel better too soon

I've even got pj's on to sweat it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww hope you feeling better soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awww hope you feeling better soon "

me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try a hot bath and some boiled lemonade

Keep up Tina I don't own a bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

Go for a run in the pissing rain and then have an Irish whisky.

I have the irish but as for going for a run you do it for me and I'll have a hot totty and shower

Meh..Cadbury!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too,kidney infection

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

Go for a run in the pissing rain and then have an Irish whisky.

I have the irish but as for going for a run you do it for me and I'll have a hot totty and shower

Meh..Cadbury!"

just had a bar of fruit n nut

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me too,kidney infection "

I hope it clears up for you soon x

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By *hris n AnnaCouple over a year ago

edinburghish

"Poor you i got it in Spain was hellish , 2 paracetamol 400 Ibuprofen a hot drink of lemon or orange ,vicks for your chest and bed Nurses Orders x Anna

ps keep drinking plenty fluids

400 Ibuprofen ?

Good luck with that

Dr Gimp"

ha ha just noticed it looks like i meant 400 tablets ahem apologies Dr Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Poor you i got it in Spain was hellish , 2 paracetamol 400 Ibuprofen a hot drink of lemon or orange ,vicks for your chest and bed Nurses Orders x Anna

ps keep drinking plenty fluids

400 Ibuprofen ?

Good luck with that

Dr Gimp

ha ha just noticed it looks like i meant 400 tablets ahem apologies Dr Gimp

Good job I didn't take your advice lol

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By *hris n AnnaCouple over a year ago

edinburghish

"Poor you i got it in Spain was hellish , 2 paracetamol 400 Ibuprofen a hot drink of lemon or orange ,vicks for your chest and bed Nurses Orders x Anna

ps keep drinking plenty fluids

400 Ibuprofen ?

Good luck with that

Dr Gimp

ha ha just noticed it looks like i meant 400 tablets ahem apologies Dr Gimp

Good job I didn't take your advice lol

Oh I know must learn to read back what I type before posting x

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I knew someone had given me this bloody cold. Stop being so ubiquitous!

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"How the hell do you get a head cold when it's meant to be summer I feel drain and I can't even be arsed to have a shower

The weather has nothing to do with a cold. A cold is a virus which can be transmitted at any time.

Hope you feel better soon.

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