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"The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games. " | |||
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"People who eat noisily grrrr" Oh I hate that to | |||
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"People that argue with me, they know i'm right coz i'm always right so why waste their breath.....FACT
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"That loud "aahhhh" after a slurp of tea. Why? " Coz its burning their Tonsils ? 
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"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me." Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men  | |||
"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men "Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him. | |||
"Never has a forum post been so easy x Firkin damn firkin bloody firkin Caravans !!! I really don't want to be following your house, for the next 45 miles or 1.5 hrs through wales" That's funny I never see anyone at the back of me | |||
"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me." Don't eat , don't drink , don't talk , don't take your caravan and you should be fine | |||
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"I was born for threads like these... 1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past. 2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum 3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned). 4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo Loads more too but this'll do for now "fucking hate campers in cod lol | |||
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"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him."Ruddy queue jumpers!  | |||
"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.
Ruddy queue jumpers! " | |||
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"People that give bollox
Her"I've heard that donor cards have a wide application | |||
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"(1) People finishing your sentence with you when chatting. (2) Someone in my house leaves the empty cardboard tube on the windowsill every time they change the roll. Either recycle it or put it in the bin 2 feet away!!! Argh!!!!! (3) Snoring (husband)" People trying to squash onto a jam packed tube train when there's another one coming along in a minute! Nose to pit with an enthusiastic sweatererer. | |||
"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves. Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares). I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in. People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you. People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. " People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies? | |||
"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves. Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares). I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in. People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you. People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies?" People only really give me funny looks when I squat a bit to dry off my bumhole. Feels nice though. | |||
"I was born for threads like these... 1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past. 2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum 3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned). 4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo Loads more too but this'll do for now fucking hate campers in cod lol"Woops | |||
" People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies? People only really give me funny looks when I squat a bit to dry off my bumhole. Feels nice though." I seem to remember a post a while back about the way you wipe your botty too. You and your bottom seem to operate outside of the norm. | |||
"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.
Ruddy queue jumpers! "Waves from the back of the queue and holds up a stop here sign hoping E-jay spots it when passing through Wales stuck behind a caravan | |||
"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him." Lmao!!
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"I seem to remember a post a while back about the way you wipe your botty too. You and your bottom seem to operate outside of the norm. " And we are both proud of it. | |||
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"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves. Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares). I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in. People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you. People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. " Hairdryers in blokes Bogs ?
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"In some cases, breathe. "Exactly what I was thinking and seems to be more and more people lately! | |||
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4) hanging the toilet roll the wrong way!! IT GOES OVER!!!
5) men in public with their hands down their pants playing!!
6) trousers half way down the bum!!
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"1) liars!!!! 2 bad manners!! Please and thank you!! 3) white folks who think they are black gangsta and are all like innit bruv and sometimes with a dodgy American or Jamaican accent .... not cool!! STUPID!!!
4) hanging the toilet roll the wrong way!! IT GOES OVER!!!
5) men in public with their hands down their pants playing!!
6) trousers half way down the bum!!
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" people who use a cup with a handle and pick.it up like a glass " As I was scrolling down and reading this using my right hand I was lifting my mug of tea with my left hand without using teh handle.... guilty!!  | |||
"I seem to remember a post a while back about the way you wipe your botty too. You and your bottom seem to operate outside of the norm. And we are both proud of it." I'm likely to be sorry I asked but wtf?
People who are rude.
People who pull out to overtake me when I've stopped to let someone out.
Bad drivers in general piss me off.
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"The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games. " Yeah that's mine.... Just speak up init | |||
"People that give bollox
Her
I've heard that donor cards have a wide application " | |||
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"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves. Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares). I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in. People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you. People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies?" No real Men would do such a thing Yes, quite regularly. They stand there completely naked, bold as brass, using the hair dryer: all over! | |||
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"People who can't wave a 'thank you' when you wait to let them pass while driving. Those that don't say 'thanks ' when you hold a door for them. " It's terrible around here for that... Or just if you generally just smile at someone they like wtf does this thug want lol. | |||
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"wen Im out shopping in asda with an elderly lady who is blind and I'm supporting... People barging into us, or us having to walk round them like we in there way.... " Sorry but men using straighteners on there hair wft is that all about... | |||
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"Combovers ...... "Ah shit there goes us meeting.... Surely u spotted I got an awsome Combover | |||
" People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. Hairdryers in blokes Bogs ?
Gimp"Changing rooms! I meant the gym changing rooms... haha | |||
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"Those who ask for your advice. And then when you give it, they act as they already know what to do/or the answer already. So, why ask me then? "Pmsl. | |||
"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves. Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares). Why should there be parent and toddler spaces weren't there in my day perhaps thats ehy they are all so fat and lazy I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in. People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you. People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. " | |||
"Combovers ......
Ah shit there goes us meeting.... Surely u spotted I got an awsome Combover"I will bring the scissors  | |||
" People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. Hairdryers in blokes Bogs ?
Gimp
Changing rooms! I meant the gym changing rooms... haha "I was in gym other day... Hairdryer was going on I looked up there was a 70 year old blow drying his balls lol. | |||
"Combovers ......
Ah shit there goes us meeting.... Surely u spotted I got an awsome Combover
I will bring the scissors "You need shears lolol | |||
"I was in gym other day... Hairdryer was going on I looked up there was a 70 year old blow drying his balls lol." | |||
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"I was born for threads like these... 1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past. 2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum 3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned). 4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo Loads more too but this'll do for now fucking hate campers in cod lol"I know eh lol | |||
"I was born for threads like these... 1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past. 2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum 3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned). 4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo Loads more too but this'll do for now fucking hate campers in cod lol
Woops "Oh dearie dearie me tut tut | |||
"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him."Me to Lib  | |||
"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.
Me to Lib "Yet another ruddy queue jumper | |||
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"In some cases, breathe. " | |||
"In some cases, breathe. " | |||
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"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.
Ruddy queue jumpers!
Waves from the back of the queue and holds up a stop here sign hoping E-jay spots it when passing through Wales stuck behind a caravan "I can see the sign | |||
"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.
Me to Lib
Yet another ruddy queue jumper "Shhhhhhhhhhh | |||
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"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me. Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men
Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.
Ruddy queue jumpers!
Waves from the back of the queue and holds up a stop here sign hoping E-jay spots it when passing through Wales stuck behind a caravan
I can see the sign "I'll pop the kettle on | |||
"People who turn the television volume up to 50 when 25 is perfectly fine" 25 is too loud. 5 is perfect! | |||
"People who turn the television volume up to 50 when 25 is perfectly fine 25 is too loud. 5 is perfect! "If I had my way the television would never go on | |||
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"People who turn the television volume up to 50 when 25 is perfectly fine 25 is too loud. 5 is perfect!
If I had my way the television would never go on "Ooh. I like. | |||
I just love threads like these. They always make me laugh. | |||
"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves. Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares). I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in. People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you. People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies? People only really give me funny looks when I squat a bit to dry off my bumhole. Feels nice though." | |||
"People who chew with their mouth open, making a noise like a wellington boot that's stuck in the mud. " | |||
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"1) liars!!!! 2 bad manners!! Please and thank you!! 3) white folks who think they are black gangsta and are all like innit bruv and sometimes with a dodgy American or Jamaican accent .... not cool!! STUPID!!!
4) hanging the toilet roll the wrong way!! IT GOES OVER!!!
5) men in public with their hands down their pants playing!!
6) trousers half way down the bum!!
"all of the above plus people who stop the flow of traffic to let someone out !!!!!!!! You'd soon moan when someone rams your asse at 30mph !!!! | |||
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"The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games. "
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"People who drag their teeth down forks when eating. Slurping drinks. Those who start a sentence with "no offence" " Apparently I do the dragging thing on with my teeth on a fork...I'm quite unconscious about it... Wonder if it's connected to grinding ones teeth in their sleep....hmmmmm  | |||
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"People who constantly moan about other people when life is to short Enjoy and smile as it confuses people lol" Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave... | |||
"Oh lots and lots of those already mentioned! Those who sit at the front of the bus on the disabled/elderly seats and don't even budge or try to avoid eye contact when someone with a more pressing need gets on. " I tell the people to move, even if I'm sat far back on the bus. We get a lot of young foreign students here during easter and summer, around the age of 14/15 and they are so rude... not used to the British concept of queuing and making way for disabled or elderly. Pees me off | |||
" people who stop the flow of traffic to let someone out !!!!!!!! You'd soon moan when someone rams your asse at 30mph !!!! " | |||
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"the use of the word of instead of have. example. .... i would of met you but...." Yes that seems to have crept in and become quite popular recently...My daughter does it deliberately even though she knows it's incorrect | |||
"The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games. " My new boss does that when asked a question by newbies. Great Managements skills but terrible trainer | |||
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