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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As it's pissing down I'm thinking that an ark might be needed.
Do you wish to join me in the adventure?
What animal would you be and why?
Me- a polar bear. Cuddly looking but a feisty creature.   |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd be a frog. Have you seen their tongue? Bet it does wonders!
...no wonder frogs are always laying down with their legs spread.
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Would you be hoping for more kisses from women hunting for princes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be a frog. Have you seen their tongue? Bet it does wonders!
...no wonder frogs are always laying down with their legs spread.
Would you be hoping for more kisses from women hunting for princes?"
Only problem there is. I'd have to turn out handsome. That won't be happening if i'm naked.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chameleon ... blend in with the background and then a flick of my rapier like tongue would have the ladies oozing with pleasure!
erm .. okay maybe more than one flick required there!
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like a reptilian sex pest?
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"As it's pissing down I'm thinking that an ark might be needed.
Do you wish to join me in the adventure?
What animal would you be and why?
Me- a polar bear. Cuddly looking but a feisty creature. "
do you like being woken up from hibernation ?  |
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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago
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"Chameleon ... blend in with the background and then a flick of my rapier like tongue would have the ladies oozing with pleasure!
erm .. okay maybe more than one flick required there!
like a reptilian sex pest?
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guilty as charged! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As it's pissing down I'm thinking that an ark might be needed.
Do you wish to join me in the adventure?
What animal would you be and why?
Me- a polar bear. Cuddly looking but a feisty creature.
do you like being woken up from hibernation ? "
As long as I'm woken up with something hard poking me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be an octopus. Imagine what i could do with all these arms..
As long as you're a generic octopus and not one of the Argonaut species I'm assuming.  "
I'm an Argonaut species right now. I'd much rather be rocking your boat so i'd be the one from the movie 'The Beast'.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump. Still very wet out there "
Its hardly stopped here all day
And its heavier now than its ever been set
To beat all records If it carries on we,ll
have a paddling pool on our front lawn now
the rivers will be right up after this lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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right now id be a sloth - saw a programme about orphaned animals yesterday and thought hey thats a good way of life - i only move 30cm an hour - cling to my fave tree a couple of times a week for a poo and eat pretty flowers - |
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