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You wanna try moving house and hoping your mother who insists on helping unpack doesn't unpack your toys 
We had a plastic toy box in the bottom of our wardrobe covered with a towel in case of snoopers  I'm still considering where I can display my beautiful glass dildos tho |
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"You wanna try moving house and hoping your mother who insists on helping unpack doesn't unpack your toys
We had a plastic toy box in the bottom of our wardrobe covered with a towel in case of snoopers I'm still considering where I can display my beautiful glass dildos tho "
Put em on the mantlepiece  |
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I used to be a PO for Ann Summers and my mum used to come to parties at the start to make up numbers
Saying that when my youngest comes to stay to house sit when we go away they go up in the attic  |
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Be brazen. Put them in a bag on to of or in the wardrobe, under the bed, in a specified drawer..... Wherever... When mum gets there and gets nosy just tell it straight 'mum, you really don't wanna open that, it's where i keep my dildos'. Watch how fast her hand changes direction. |
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Any forumites who've been on Come Dine With Me must have some great ideas, as I've never seen any guests finds their host's toybox as they rifle through their stuff  |
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"Are you expecting your mother to go rooting through all your possessions?
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My mother would! She's a right nosey cow! Lol.
We have outs in.a plastic box which was under the bed. Had to move it recently because my dad was decorating so I lined the box with black bags in case my dad went into the room where it is now. |
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"You wanna try moving house and hoping your mother who insists on helping unpack doesn't unpack your toys
We had a plastic toy box in the bottom of our wardrobe covered with a towel in case of snoopers I'm still considering where I can display my beautiful glass dildos tho "
On one of those light boxes that rotate, they'll look fab |
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my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..
jeeez its a question for funny hiding places  |
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"my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..
jeeez its a question for funny hiding places "
You have posted on the forums before, you should know that you can't control a thread - it's like herding cats! |
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"my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..
jeeez its a question for funny hiding places
You have posted on the forums before, you should know that you can't control a thread - it's like herding cats! "
Which is why i know not to ask such a stupid question if there was no chance she'd go snooping.. still ah well
I'll go back to bed for an hour and start the day again |
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We had just finished cleaning our double-ender after a session and had to hide it in a kitchen cupboard when we got a knock on the door
Turned out it was the daughter and her boyfriend. They came in to start cooking dinner!
The look on his face as he tried to get a baking tray out without going near that huge black rubber cock. |
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Inside a handbag inside all your handbags. If you're anything like me, by the time she's got half way through them she'll have got bored and never get far enough to find them lol |
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"Put them in your car for now then move them back in when she's gone. "
I like this one 
Though i don't have a car, so mine would be a case topped with clothes you want to keep/work stuff for this scenario. |
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I had my daughter staying here when I went to Glastonbury. She is very "inquisitive" so I put my locked naughty bag in the loft, which isn't easily accessible. I made me feel happier. |
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there is the other
make sure they have batteries in them and advise if you want to use the toys there in that place while shes staying
also advise on the best one to try
is saves her going through stuff and finding them so do the exact opposite |
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Under the pillow, be a good daughter and hostess.
We keep them in a cloth bag in the wardrobe, all was well until we came home to find my daughter very worried about the house falling down. A rabbit had turned itself on and was making a hell of a strange noise against the side of the wardrobe which in turn made a great echo chamber to amplify the noise  |
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Stick the dildos in the garden between plants and say they are a type of mushroom!
Nipple clamps on the washing line!
Pussy pump next to the sink plunger!
Any inflatables can be blown up and hung between some ballons!
Glass toys behind cut crystal ornaments!
Lube in bathroom cabinet!
Whips, ropes, bondage stuff stick in the shed... |
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"We had just finished cleaning our double-ender after a session and had to hide it in a kitchen cupboard when we got a knock on the door
Turned out it was the daughter and her boyfriend. They came in to start cooking dinner!
The look on his face as he tried to get a baking tray out without going near that huge black rubber cock. "
haha classic.. |
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"We had just finished cleaning our double-ender after a session and had to hide it in a kitchen cupboard when we got a knock on the door
Turned out it was the daughter and her boyfriend. They came in to start cooking dinner!
The look on his face as he tried to get a baking tray out without going near that huge black rubber cock. "
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"Stick the dildos in the garden between plants and say they are a type of mushroom!
Nipple clamps on the washing line!
Pussy pump next to the sink plunger!
Any inflatables can be blown up and hung between some ballons!
Glass toys behind cut crystal ornaments!
Lube in bathroom cabinet!
Whips, ropes, bondage stuff stick in the shed..."
now thats just showing off with creativity
sound like an expert |
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"my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..
jeeez its a question for funny hiding places "
If she's going to help you go though everything it'll be really pointless to hide them, won't it? The only thing i can think of that you might not need to go through and clear out with her is Christmas decs. Plonk them in a bag in your boxes of decs until she leaves? |
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"my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..
jeeez its a question for funny hiding places
If she's going to help you go though everything it'll be really pointless to hide them, won't it? The only thing i can think of that you might not need to go through and clear out with her is Christmas decs. Plonk them in a bag in your boxes of decs until she leaves? "
oh thats good |
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my trick when I go on holiday as my mum looks after my house 