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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
We can build him. We have the technology.
If you're a man offer up your best bits to make our ULTIMATE MAN. If you're a woman/bi/gay state what you want to see on the ULTIMATE MAN.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And absolutely no skid marks.
Especially on the cuffs of their shirt.
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I do actually worry about that if I take a dump at work and I wear a white shirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We can build him. We have the technology.
If you're a man offer up your best bits to make our ULTIMATE MAN. If you're a woman/bi/gay state what you want to see on the ULTIMATE MAN.
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My happy trail is available. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"We can build him. We have the technology.
If you're a man offer up your best bits to make our ULTIMATE MAN. If you're a woman/bi/gay state what you want to see on the ULTIMATE MAN.
My happy trail is available."
Accepted. Now that I know what it is. |
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"We can build him. We have the technology.
If you're a man offer up your best bits to make our ULTIMATE MAN. If you're a woman/bi/gay state what you want to see on the ULTIMATE MAN.
My happy trail is available."
We'll ask your Mum |
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Doesnt need a 6 pack, sorry Shag Tonight - though its an option. But a great chest, shapely and firm, is ideal - on moobs. Thick hair and good square jaw would be nice too. Good long solid legs, all in proportion. He'e be 5'11 plus. Obviously his arse would be shapely, firm and good to look at too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why don't you just start back at the beginning?
Mate two suitable primates of your choosing, then wait for 1 million years of evolution for the fruits of your labour to materialise.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doesnt need a 6 pack, sorry Shag Tonight - though its an option. But a great chest, shapely and firm, is ideal - on moobs. Thick hair and good square jaw would be nice too. Good long solid legs, all in proportion. He'e be 5'11 plus. Obviously his arse would be shapely, firm and good to look at too. "
And yes that's fine to lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well defined 'spunk gutters' please  I'm sorry, but I don't know another phrase for them 
I have no idea which part of the body you are describing there.
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spunk gutters?? Is that a woman? |
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"Well defined 'spunk gutters' please I'm sorry, but I don't know another phrase for them
I have no idea which part of the body you are describing there.
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I thought it meant he already had a couple of casuals he didn't really like but they let him shag bareback. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ultimate man is a man most adaptable to change because that's what women do, they change things.
They change themselves, they change their surroundings but mist of all they change their men.
So whatever package he arrived with she will eventually get bored unless she can change him.
The ultimate man needs to be able to adapt and change. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doesnt need a 6 pack, sorry Shag Tonight - though its an option. But a great chest, shapely and firm, is ideal - on moobs. Thick hair and good square jaw would be nice too. Good long solid legs, all in proportion. He'e be 5'11 plus. Obviously his arse would be shapely, firm and good to look at too. "
Are you talking about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ultimate man is a man most adaptable to change because that's what women do, they change things.
They change themselves, they change their surroundings but mist of all they change their men.
So whatever package he arrived with she will eventually get bored unless she can change him.
The ultimate man needs to be able to adapt and change. "
So we need a bag full of spare parts then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wonder where 'The Ultimate Woman' thread is and how many posts it will take before its established that She is a hybrid of Jessica Rabbit, a Channel 5 weather presenter and Elastigirl?
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"I wonder where 'The Ultimate Woman' thread is and how many posts it will take before its established that She is a hybrid of Jessica Rabbit, a Channel 5 weather presenter and Elastigirl?
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Now at least I know what a spunk gutter is... thank you all for educating me once more! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hmmm a "stepford husband" eh? Well now he would have to be a big, strong man with lots of thick dark hair, stubble and a remote control to expand his cock |
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