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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

***No woman allowed. Admire from afar***

So what mainly shit have you done lately?

I got my lumberjack on today and I chopped some logs for a fire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate a man sized dinner lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I drive like a bloke... can I play?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put a fence up in the garden. Grrrrrrrrr

Now I'm gonna hunt a few rabbits, skin em and whack em in a stew.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a yorkie

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"***No woman allowed. Admire from afar***

So what mainly shit have you done lately?

I got my lumberjack on today and I chopped some logs for a fire.

I cut some logs today with a chainsaw.

They're not for a fire.... I just wanted to look at my neighbour menacingly whilst I did it

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I fixed a car an got all oily ?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I washed my winter duvet to keep me all snuggly this winter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I washed my winter duvet to keep me all snuggly this winter.

I did scratch my balls some though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate a yorkie and a bag of Mccoys MAN FOOD..lmao

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I pissed standing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pissed standing up

"
very impressive

I should try that 1 day...lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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I pee'd standing up....

honestly i did...it was fun!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

[Removed by poster at 24/08/14 23:12:46]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watched football, d*unk Guiness (a real mans drink) and had Pizza for my tea... Manly!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eej did you sing the lumberjack song?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i sprayed some WD40 on a washing machine door hinge.. and dismantled furniture by breaking it apart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lounged around only in my boxers, drank beer, scratched my balls and farted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait wait went to hombres and looked at a shed!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I built a kite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okkkkay I know I'm a woman, but just got to say that all of you have me rolling here!! Haved loved reading all the comments xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not a thread about the ultimate man then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pee'd standing up....

honestly i did...it was fun!"

And if you stand just right it comes out in one clean line. I know hehe

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

I had a scrap with a rogue crocodile that swam up the Thames to Staines. I won.... Obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stroked my beard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dropped my phone in the toilet, hid from a copper coz I have a brake light out and watched 3 footy matches.

I'm drinking martini now - shaken, not stirred.

No women indeed!! Pffffftt!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I SAKD NO WOMEN ALLOWED.

This is for men only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once clove a desk in half with a big sword...ok so that wasn't today, but it was still pretty manly.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I put the bin out in the rain. Whilst wearing a flat cap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I drove somewhere without a map or asking for directions!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pissed standing up

Yeh but did you miss the toilet like us men and leave the toilet seat up ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I measured myself...i am 6ft 3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I SAKD NO WOMEN ALLOWED.

This is for men only

They're not listening to you geezer. You may have to button up your shirt and get serious!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I SAKD NO WOMEN ALLOWED.

This is for men only

Whatcha gonna do about it like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a wank!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a wank!

So us blokes wank all the time

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I pee'd standing up....

honestly i did...it was fun!

And if you stand just right it comes out in one clean line. I know hehe"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I measured myself...i am 6ft 3"

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"They're not listening to you geezer. You may have to button up your shirt and get serious!

Aw. Please don't button it up. It will make me sad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put the bin out in the rain. Whilst wearing a flat cap."

at a jaunty angle I hope

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I SAKD NO WOMEN ALLOWED.

This is for men only

The first rule in life is that women break the rules.

I drove the boys to the pub and got a round in.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I SAKD NO WOMEN ALLOWED.

This is for men only

But but buy.....i am a man pretending to be a woman.....does that count??

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I pissed standing up

Yeh but did you miss the toilet like us men and leave the toilet seat up ha"

Of course I did

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"***No woman allowed. Admire from afar***

So what mainly shit have you done lately?

Is a manly shit one of those that leave a skid and get stuck in the u-bend of the pan?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pissed standing up

Yeh but did you miss the toilet like us men and leave the toilet seat up ha

Of course I did

That's ok u can be a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So far only Eej has done anything remotely manly. I'm disappointed

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I measured my cock with a can of John Smiths, ohhhh yeah you know it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"***No woman allowed. Admire from afar***

So what mainly shit have you done lately?

Is a manly shit one of those that leave a skid and get stuck in the u-bend of the pan?"

That is a class sentence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I looked at 4 screwdrivers before deciding which one to use.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I looked at 4 screwdrivers before deciding which one to use.

Phillips or flathead?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I sent 100 copy & paste "Fancy a fuck" messages

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

I got up this morning and thought"fuck it"

I'm not exfoliating today,

Then in a gesture of double manliness,I didn't even bother to moisturise.

If I didn't bruse so easily,

I would have beat my chest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent 100 copy & paste "Fancy a fuck" messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put the rubbish out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fixed a childs bike using only my gerber multi tool, using pretty much every tool in it, even fixing things that wernt even broke.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I fixed a childs bike using only my gerber multi tool, using pretty much every tool in it, even fixing things that wernt even broke."

Gerber are a quality tool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent 100 copy & paste "Fancy a fuck" messages

I didn't get mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I checked the oil and water in my car..

Whilst wearing a boiler suit...

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Opend a jar of Jam for my FB she looked at me with them big eyes I'm a man haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wrote my best man speech.

And helped my neighbour replace some roof tiles.

Oh, and drank a fair few pints.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The replies. Can't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I measured my cock with a can of John Smiths, ohhhh yeah you know it

What about the sky remote though!

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By *hatFellaNZMan over a year ago

London

I would absolutely go out today and take part in some sort of activity that reaffirms my masculinity... but it's raining.

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Parallel parked my car on the road when getting my supply of malteesers yesterday... God it felt good , straight in the space

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woke up with morning glory,turn sky sports on , walked the dogs,read the sun, watched 3 live games on sky bet £100 on 365, watched la liga and uspga ordered a donna kebab.....

that always my day off,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The replies. Can't stop laughing

Me neither. Laughing lovely here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm writing an analysis on why Nato is still a player in contemporary security issues while farting, picking my nose, and teaching my son to belch the alphabet and scratch his balls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spent a day on Saturday being a petrolhead and driving Sports Cards at high speed round Silverstone. Think that might have been an ultimately manly experience for me. Back to putting on a pinny and cooking and cleaning today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shared some mackerel for breakfast.......suppose could go home now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got up very sarcastically and failed to appreciate the irony of the situation. Then scratched my balls.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I measured my cock with a can of John Smiths, ohhhh yeah you know it

What about the sky remote though!"

It wasn't big enough for my beast