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"If a cuppa was on offer, that would be grand. Hopefully one I don't have to limp too far to get " oh no you limping as well, I've got some nice Azeri coffee, herbal teas and pg tips | |||
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"I'm in - I have whisky." on the rocks? | |||
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"I'm in - I have whisky.on the rocks? " Just a spash of water. | |||
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"Got any jack Daniels ?" no jack Daniels, just normal whisky got a bottle of jagermeister to get rid off | |||
"I'm in - I have whisky.on the rocks? Just a spash of water." coming up | |||
"I have work tonight so ill just have a soft one "diet , lemonade, pineapple juice or tomato juice? | |||
"If a cuppa was on offer, that would be grand. Hopefully one I don't have to limp too far to get oh no you limping as well, I've got some nice Azeri coffee, herbal teas and pg tips " Yup, was doing a hill climb mud obstacle race yesterday, badly twisted my ankle in knee high boggy thick mud (still completed tho) Hope your limp nothing serious. Oooh the coffee sounds bliss | |||
"Got any jack Daniels ?" Now that is a very good question | |||
"If a cuppa was on offer, that would be grand. Hopefully one I don't have to limp too far to get oh no you limping as well, I've got some nice Azeri coffee, herbal teas and pg tips Yup, was doing a hill climb mud obstacle race yesterday, badly twisted my ankle in knee high boggy thick mud (still completed tho) Hope your limp nothing serious. Oooh the coffee sounds bliss "poor you, mines from gout but almost better now. One coffee coming up | |||
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"Me and bladey want some jack Daniels. " well I haven't got any, I buy my son a bottle at Christmas so you will have to wait till I've got it in, no bloody pleasing some | |||
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"Surprize me with a cocktail please " how about a bilini made with peach schnapps and processeto | |||
"I'd have a jäger with you happily" done, I got an untouched bottle would you like it neat or with cheap version of red bull? | |||
"Surprize me with a cocktail please how about a bilini made with peach schnapps and processeto " mmmmmm yummy many thanks x | |||
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"I don't want anything then. " fuck you then | |||
"I don't want anything then. fuck you then " | |||
"I don't want anything then. " Bloody service round here  | |||
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"Strong black coffee for me please thanks "coming up | |||
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"Any Tequila? "sorry no tequila | |||
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"I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me ." herbal or pg tips ? | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequila"Hmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas? | |||
i would like another thou cus it helps me to walk with less pain | |||
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"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?"no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polks | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polks"Fucking hell, any beer? | |||
"I'v had a sherry
i would like another thou cus it helps me to walk with less pain "I've got sherry think its Bristol cream | |||
"May I have a hot toddy please. Got a begger of a cold to get rid of. "one hot toddy coming up do you want t whisky or brandy? | |||
"Any hendricks gin? ? "sorry no gin | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? "Iv got loads an the service is better with us mardys | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? "only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons | |||
"I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me .herbal or pg tips ? " Why you running yer ass of, tell 'em where the drinks are and let them help themselves, put yer feet up. ermm or down !   | |||
"Any hendricks gin? ? sorry no gin
"I'll grab some on the way then lol | |||
"Strong black coffee for me please thanks coming up"Thank you I'm gasping | |||
"May I have a hot toddy please. Got a begger of a cold to get rid of. one hot toddy coming up do you want t whisky or brandy?
"With Brandy please | |||
"Got any jack Daniels ?no jack Daniels, just normal whisky got a bottle of jagermeister to get rid off " I'll bring the red bull x jager bombs here we come | |||
"I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me .herbal or pg tips ? Why you running yer ass of, tell 'em where the drinks are and let them help themselves, put yer feet up. ermm or down ! "I would but I have to keep getting up to get more disaronna lol | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
"Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. | |||
"Any hendricks gin? ? sorry no gin
"Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol | |||
"May I have a hot toddy please. Got a begger of a cold to get rid of. one hot toddy coming up do you want t whisky or brandy?
With Brandy please "coming up | |||
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"Got any jack Daniels ?no jack Daniels, just normal whisky got a bottle of jagermeister to get rid off I'll bring the red bull x jager bombs here we come "I've got the cheap version of red bull | |||
"I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me .herbal or pg tips ? " pg tips lovely.. now is there cake or biscuits even better . | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. "its been up my fanny | |||
"Any hendricks gin? ? sorry no gin
Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol "job done | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. "You shock me lady! you do previously sucked lemons? I hope you smacked it with a big heel first to kill it. | |||
"I'll just have a pint of the usual please "which is? | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. its been up my fanny
"Sour puss for real then. | |||
"I'v had a sherry
i would like another thou cus it helps me to walk with less pain I've got sherry think its Bristol cream
"Oh yes please | |||
"I'v had a sherry
i would like another thou cus it helps me to walk with less pain I've got sherry think its Bristol cream
Oh yes please "coming up | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. its been up my fanny
"Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol  | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. its been up my fanny
Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol "lol, | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. its been up my fanny
Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol "No I forgot, what with the smell of sour fanny Diamondsmiles. | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. its been up my fanny
Sour puss for real then. "Oh hell I just lol'ed so bad then I swiped my hand to right of laptop and slapped a pint all over the carpet! What a waste on my weekend, actually anytime  | |||
"Any hendricks gin? ? sorry no gin
Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol "shall we share some cucumber for it? ?  | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. its been up my fanny
Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol No I forgot, what with the smell of sour fanny Diamondsmiles. "Oh my I actually have tears from laughter running down my face. Thank you. Best laugh in ages.  | |||
"I'll just have a pint of the usual please which is?
"Cider | |||
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"Any hendricks gin? ? sorry no gin
Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol
shall we share some cucumber for it? ? "I normally have lime or lemon, but cucumber is a new twist for me | |||
"Any Tequila? sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer? only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons
Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on. its been up my fanny
Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol No I forgot, what with the smell of sour fanny Diamondsmiles.
Oh my I actually have tears from laughter running down my face. Thank you. Best laugh in ages. "just think youself lucky your guy no sour puss for you | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon "sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead | |||
"I'll just have a pint of the usual please which is?
Cider "no cider I drank the koppenburg | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead"Anything Karen just keep your lemons | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu insteadAnything Karen just keep your lemons "lol I will make you a cocktail | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead"you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol | |||
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"I'll just have a pint of the usual please which is?
Cider no cider I drank the koppenburg
"Ya must have some lager then | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu insteadAnything Karen just keep your lemons lol I will make you a cocktail
" cheers | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead
you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol "I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol | |||
"Got any vodka ? I'll have a vodka & diet . After reading the comments above, hold off on the lemon ! "vodka and diet coming up | |||
"I'll just have a pint of the usual please which is?
Cider no cider I drank the koppenburg
Ya must have some lager then "no lager would you like an advaat | |||
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"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead
you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol
"Pretty please miss, can you drop off the shopping you fancy but don't want at mine every time pretty pretty please!  | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead
you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol
Pretty please miss, can you drop off the shopping you fancy but don't want at mine every time pretty pretty please!
"lol I will do but at the moment its all booze | |||
"I have some Bushmills with Honey if anyone wants some?" That sounds like a plan, I've never heard of Advaat | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead
you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol
Pretty please miss, can you drop off the shopping you fancy but don't want at mine every time pretty pretty please!
lol I will do but at the moment its all booze
"arff arff, all booze is welcome anytime, time to cook, enjoy our evening, | |||
"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead
you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol
Pretty please miss, can you drop off the shopping you fancy but don't want at mine every time pretty pretty please!
lol I will do but at the moment its all booze
arff arff, all booze is welcome anytime, time to cook, enjoy our evening, "what you cooking me | |||
"I have some Bushmills with Honey if anyone wants some? That sounds like a plan, I've never heard of Advaat "advacat can't spell it | |||
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"do you have full fat dd? "only diet sorry | |||
"do you have full fat dd? only diet sorry
"ok well put extra Disaronno, Kahlúa and _oddy in to take the diet off mine then please | |||
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"do you have full fat dd? only diet sorry
ok well put extra Disaronno, Kahlúa and _oddy in to take the diet off mine then please "done | |||
"I'll have a straight whiskey please sexy lady" coming up | |||
"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands...." you'll get what your given | |||
"Any hendricks gin? ? sorry no gin
Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol
shall we share some cucumber for it? ?
I normally have lime or lemon, but cucumber is a new twist for me "it's gorgeous with cucumber. . Tonic. Ice and a little crushed Black pepper. .. honest. .my favourite! | |||
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"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given " He can sit next to me lol | |||
"I'll have a straight whiskey please sexy ladycoming up " very kind | |||
"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given He can sit next to me lol "lucky for him | |||
"do you have full fat dd? only diet sorry
ok well put extra Disaronno, Kahlúa and _oddy in to take the diet off mine then please done"thank you | |||
"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given He can sit next to me lol "I'd love to! don't listen to bet lynch up there...no harm in asking. Feel free... | |||
"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given He can sit next to me lol lucky for him
"My thoughts too. Where's me bloody drink then? Eh?
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"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given He can sit next to me lol lucky for him
My thoughts too. Where's me bloody drink then? Eh?
"I've got a "fab" bottle of wine you could share | |||
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"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. " funny you should say that | |||
"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. funny you should say that "A quality and witty gift from a meet? | |||
"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. funny you should say that
A quality and witty gift from a meet? "a very generous thoughtful meet | |||
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"What whiskey is on offer xx" bells | |||
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"What whiskey is on offer xx" Hand made 20 year old single malt from the isle of Iona, oak barrels with hints of peat and heather, smokey but smooth.... | |||
"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. funny you should say that
A quality and witty gift from a meet? a very generous thoughtful meet
"I bet he though that too | |||
"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. funny you should say that
A quality and witty gift from a meet? a very generous thoughtful meet
I bet he though that too "I think he did | |||
"What whiskey is on offer xx Hand made 20 year old single malt from the isle of Iona, oak barrels with hints of peat and heather, smokey but smooth...." I'm going to buy my step dad a bottle of something nice for Christmas when where in Ireland | |||
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"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it "You can suck on my bendy straw | |||
"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it
You can suck on my bendy straw "I was going to ask the colour choices | |||
"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it
You can suck on my bendy straw
I was going to ask the colour choices "I have red white and blue bendy straws and plenty of alcohol left | |||
"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it
You can suck on my bendy straw
I was going to ask the colour choices I have red white and blue bendy straws and plenty of alcohol left
"Can I have the red one please, I also noticed your drinking disarano can I have one with fresh orange juice with ice chipped off the side of the freezer please | |||
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"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it
You can suck on my bendy straw
I was going to ask the colour choices I have red white and blue bendy straws and plenty of alcohol left
Can I have the red one please, I also noticed your drinking disarano can I have one with fresh orange juice with ice chipped off the side of the freezer please "oh Ffs, I don't have ice on my freezer but I do have crushed ice and you better be quick for the disarona nearly all gone | |||
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"I'll bring more disarona" Diamonds we're sorted, thanks guys | |||
"I'll bring more disarona" good cause mines nearly all gone | |||
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"Do you want me to feed the drink to you Diamonds?" lol might be a little late for that now | |||
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"Got any jack Daniels ?" ooh will you share if i bring ice lemon | |||
"Do you want me to feed the drink to you Diamonds?" But you can fan her if you like | |||
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