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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank's

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By *afadaoMan  over a year ago

Staines

Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts"

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery."

's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank's "

Some people are such know all's.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery."

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery "

And fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple  over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I think its time to go back to bed, what the hell did I drink last night!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery."

You do realise people are going to be watching you now,very closely. One grammatical slip up and it's curtains for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself. "

Just goes to show teachers are overpaid and underworked

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery "

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

And for the second time today blooming heck!

Apostrophe placing as a measure of ability in machine operation, I hope there isn't a test before I need to get a coffee from a vending machine.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself. "

This is ironic as my OP was glib and silly. You have taken it far more seriously than it deserved to be taken.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you. "

really? are you taught to drive a car in writing or are you instructed by a person in how to operate it? tested by a person to see how well that instruction has been understood? still not getting the connection i'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

You do realise people are going to be watching you now,very closely. One grammatical slip up and it's curtains for you. "

Yes you are right. Now I am in mortal danger. Hehe.

Some people take all of this rather too seriously.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

Your OP is missing a capital letter. Someone might point out which it is if you can't figure it out. x"

Luckily this is a tedious rant on apostrophes not poor capital letter deployment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So many anal grammatists in the world. I made that word up;I know it isn't in the Oxford English dictionary before anyone says.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will

presumably be beyond you. "

That must he why the dvla do grammar tests in the theory exam now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself.

This is ironic as my OP was glib and silly. You have taken it far more seriously than it deserved to be taken."

As is often the case with the written word when intonation and body language are missing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself.

This is ironic as my OP was glib and silly. You have taken it far more seriously than it deserved to be taken."

I'm sure you must have expected it to be take this direction when you posted it. When you factor in the amount of grammar nazi type threads that appear, this could be perceived to be one also perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

Your OP is missing a capital letter. Someone might point out which it is if you can't figure it out. x

Luckily this is a tedious rant on apostrophes not poor capital letter deployment. "

It's certainly tedious '''''

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

really? are you taught to drive a car in writing or are you instructed by a person in how to operate it? tested by a person to see how well that instruction has been understood? still not getting the connection i'm afraid."

The connection is that the rules around apostrophes are very simple and the skill, care and attention required to unleash them correctly are very simple.

The rules governing driving a car, for example, are very complex and the skill care and attention required to drive a car is far in excess of that which is required for the use of an apostrophe.

Therefore by the very simple, self richeous logic of the forum, if you are not capable of the simple task of apostrophe deployment, it can be questioned if you are capable of something more complex.

I think you may be thinking about this a little too much. This is a stupid thread for silliness and enjoyment.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself.

This is ironic as my OP was glib and silly. You have taken it far more seriously than it deserved to be taken.

As is often the case with the written word when intonation and body langua

ge are missing. "

Agreed however the content of this should speak for itself.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

Your OP is missing a capital letter. Someone might point out which it is if you can't figure it out. x

Luckily this is a tedious rant on apostrophes not poor capital letter deployment.

It's certainly tedious ''''' "

And yet you persist.

Be strong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grammar

The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself.

This is ironic as my OP was glib and silly. You have taken it far more seriously than it deserved to be taken.

I'm sure you must have expected it to be take this direction when you posted it. When you factor in the amount of grammar nazi type threads that appear, this could be perceived to be one also perhaps."

You are completely right and I did expect it. It is fun. Misery baiting.

I am probably a horrible person.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

p.s. it's righteous.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"p.s. it's righteous."

That word is a total blind spot for me. I never get it right.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's with the pretentious threads lately

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

really? are you taught to drive a car in writing or are you instructed by a person in how to operate it? tested by a person to see how well that instruction has been understood? still not getting the connection i'm afraid.

The connection is that the rules around apostrophes are very simple and the skill, care and attention required to unleash them correctly are very simple.

The rules governing driving a car, for example, are very complex and the skill care and attention required to drive a car is far in excess of that which is required for the use of an apostrophe.

Therefore by the very simple, self richeous logic of the forum, if you are not capable of the simple task of apostrophe deployment, it can be questioned if you are capable of something more complex.

I think you may be thinking about this a little too much. This is a stupid thread for silliness and enjoyment."

You spelt righteous wrong, people in glass houses and all that

P.s. Glib and silly threads aren't meant to make people feel bad, just a thought

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"What's with the pretentious threads lately "

It is fun watching the unhappy people get riled over stuff which does not really matter.

Or...

It makes you feel superior to someone who you don't know.

These seem to be the two of the most common reasons for posting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

never dream of doing thing's like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's with the pretentious threads lately

It is fun watching the unhappy people get riled over stuff which does not really matter.

Or...

It makes you feel superior to someone who you don't know.

These seem to be the two of the most common reasons for posting.

"

That's nice, dear.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

really? are you taught to drive a car in writing or are you instructed by a person in how to operate it? tested by a person to see how well that instruction has been understood? still not getting the connection i'm afraid.

The connection is that the rules around apostrophes are very simple and the skill, care and attention required to unleash them correctly are very simple.

The rules governing driving a car, for example, are very complex and the skill care and attention required to drive a car is far in excess of that which is required for the use of an apostrophe.

Therefore by the very simple, self richeous logic of the forum, if you are not capable of the simple task of apostrophe deployment, it can be questioned if you are capable of something more complex.

I think you may be thinking about this a little too much. This is a stupid thread for silliness and enjoyment.

You spelt righteous wrong, people in glass houses and all that

P.s. Glib and silly threads aren't meant to make people feel bad, just a thought "

Yes we have been through the righteous bit already but thank you.

Don't feel bad if you don't want to. I cannot control what you feel. But I can sit back and post stupid threads and enjoy the people who take it all too seriously.

And on the subject of pedantry, my post was about apostrophes not spelling.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"never dream of doing thing's like that "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's with the pretentious threads lately

It is fun watching the unhappy people get riled over stuff which does not really matter.

Or...

It makes you feel superior to someone who you don't know.

These seem to be the two of the most common reasons for posting.

"

Maybe for you. this happy un-riled poster is now off to take her mother to a surprise birthday party we've organised for her. carry on having fun.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"What's with the pretentious threads lately

It is fun watching the unhappy people get riled over stuff which does not really matter.

Or...

It makes you feel superior to someone who you don't know.

These seem to be the two of the most common reasons for posting.

Maybe for you. this happy un-riled poster is now off to take her mother to a surprise birthday party we've organised for her. carry on having fun. "

Enjoy the party. Remember and watch for those apostrophes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's with the pretentious threads lately

It is fun watching the unhappy people get riled over stuff which does not really matter.

Or...

It makes you feel superior to someone who you don't know.

These seem to be the two of the most common reasons for posting.

Maybe for you. this happy un-riled poster is now off to take her mother to a surprise birthday party we've organised for her. carry on having fun.

Enjoy the party. Remember and watch for those apostrophes. "

they do tend to get into places they're not needed.

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By *heOwlMan  over a year ago

Altrincham


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery."

Ah, cool, so being certified dyslexic gives me an excuse, yay its good for something at last

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

Ah, cool, so being certified dyslexic gives me an excuse, yay its good for something at last "

Well having a go at people who are dyslexic for making errors in writing is like yelling at someone with no legs for being shit at the high jump.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

really? are you taught to drive a car in writing or are you instructed by a person in how to operate it? tested by a person to see how well that instruction has been understood? still not getting the connection i'm afraid.

The connection is that the rules around apostrophes are very simple and the skill, care and attention required to unleash them correctly are very simple.

The rules governing driving a car, for example, are very complex and the skill care and attention required to drive a car is far in excess of that which is required for the use of an apostrophe.

Therefore by the very simple, self richeous logic of the forum, if you are not capable of the simple task of apostrophe deployment, it can be questioned if you are capable of something more complex.

I think you may be thinking about this a little too much. This is a stupid thread for silliness and enjoyment.

You spelt righteous wrong, people in glass houses and all that

P.s. Glib and silly threads aren't meant to make people feel bad, just a thought

Yes we have been through the righteous bit already but thank you.

Don't feel bad if you don't want to. I cannot control what you feel. But I can sit back and post stupid threads and enjoy the people who take it all too seriously.

And on the subject of pedantry, my post was about apostrophes not spelling."

You haven't made me feel bad, just others that don't really care how people spell, we don't speak in apostrophes, hell half of us speak in our own counties accents and dialects and slang, it doesn't make us any less able to function than someone who knows where to put a ' in a sentence

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Your all pedant's

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Your all pedant's "

He started it

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By *heOwlMan  over a year ago

Altrincham


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

Ah, cool, so being certified dyslexic gives me an excuse, yay its good for something at last

Well having a go at people who are dyslexic for making errors in writing is like yelling at someone with no legs for being shit at the high jump."

Agreed, though as a colleague proved by winning a silver medal at the Atlanta Paraolympics for the high jump with only one leg, disabilities shouldn't stop you (just adds additional challenges).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grammar

The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"

Know thyself

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By *afadaoMan  over a year ago

Staines


"So many anal grammatists in the world. I made that word up;I know it isn't in the Oxford English dictionary before anyone says."

It's a great word, I'll be contacting the OED to request immediate inclusion. Or insertification

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

Ah, cool, so being certified dyslexic gives me an excuse, yay its good for something at last

Well having a go at people who are dyslexic for making errors in writing is like yelling at someone with no legs for being shit at the high jump.

Agreed, though as a colleague proved by winning a silver medal at the Atlanta Paraolympics for the high jump with only one leg, disabilities shouldn't stop you (just adds additional challenges)."

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

really? are you taught to drive a car in writing or are you instructed by a person in how to operate it? tested by a person to see how well that instruction has been understood? still not getting the connection i'm afraid.

The connection is that the rules around apostrophes are very simple and the skill, care and attention required to unleash them correctly are very simple.

The rules governing driving a car, for example, are very complex and the skill care and attention required to drive a car is far in excess of that which is required for the use of an apostrophe.

Therefore by the very simple, self richeous logic of the forum, if you are not capable of the simple task of apostrophe deployment, it can be questioned if you are capable of something more complex.

I think you may be thinking about this a little too much. This is a stupid thread for silliness and enjoyment.

You spelt righteous wrong, people in glass houses and all that

P.s. Glib and silly threads aren't meant to make people feel bad, just a thought

Yes we have been through the righteous bit already but thank you.

Don't feel bad if you don't want to. I cannot control what you feel. But I can sit back and post stupid threads and enjoy the people who take it all too seriously.

And on the subject of pedantry, my post was about apostrophes not spelling.

You haven't made me feel bad, just others that don't really care how people spell, we don't speak in apostrophes, hell half of us speak in our own counties accents and dialects and slang, it doesn't make us any less able to function than someone who knows where to put a ' in a sentence "

Writing and speaking are different things. One is visual only and one can be a mixture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bollocks'

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Sure when I sucking cock/ licking pussy or fucking either, my use of the English language (either good or bad) is taken into consideration at all!! (mrs)

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Bollocks' "

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

My point is more that if you are unable to operate an apostrophe correctly and follow a simple method, the complex work of driving a car for instance will presumably be beyond you.

really? are you taught to drive a car in writing or are you instructed by a person in how to operate it? tested by a person to see how well that instruction has been understood? still not getting the connection i'm afraid.

The connection is that the rules around apostrophes are very simple and the skill, care and attention required to unleash them correctly are very simple.

The rules governing driving a car, for example, are very complex and the skill care and attention required to drive a car is far in excess of that which is required for the use of an apostrophe.

Therefore by the very simple, self richeous logic of the forum, if you are not capable of the simple task of apostrophe deployment, it can be questioned if you are capable of something more complex.

I think you may be thinking about this a little too much. This is a stupid thread for silliness and enjoyment.

You spelt righteous wrong, people in glass houses and all that

P.s. Glib and silly threads aren't meant to make people feel bad, just a thought

Yes we have been through the righteous bit already but thank you.

Don't feel bad if you don't want to. I cannot control what you feel. But I can sit back and post stupid threads and enjoy the people who take it all too seriously.

And on the subject of pedantry, my post was about apostrophes not spelling.

You haven't made me feel bad, just others that don't really care how people spell, we don't speak in apostrophes, hell half of us speak in our own counties accents and dialects and slang, it doesn't make us any less able to function than someone who knows where to put a ' in a sentence

Writing and speaking are different things. One is visual only and one can be a mixture"

Its not often but every now and again world fail me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bet your a bundle of fun on meets''''''''’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bollocks' "

? bollock's - its plural

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bollocks'

? bollock's - its plural"

shit - got that wrong x soz x

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By *not69Man  over a year ago

Burnley


"Thank's

Some people are such know all's."

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery "

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board.

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By *dressingmilfMan  over a year ago

north staffs

How many people spell horny wrong? There is no e in horny

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"How many people spell horny wrong? There is no e in horny "

No E in horny. But there is one in horney.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can take your ' and place it up your :

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"You can take your ' and place it up your :

"

Rather it was your cock personally.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board. "

That's gotta be a bluff.....

I'm not having that..... nahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can take your ' and place it up your :

Rather it was your cock personally."

That can be arranged

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board

That's gotta be a bluff.....

I'm not having that..... nahhhh "

I was wrong on two counts. Upon further research it was a hyphen. Also it was Mariner 1 not Appolo 8 as I first thought so no one died which is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board.

That's gotta be a bluff.....

I'm not having that..... nahhhh "

I agree, a stray apostrophe may have contributed but it was the lack of process checks and failsafe procedures that destroyed the craft.

ps OP i see what you've done here.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board

That's gotta be a bluff.....

I'm not having that..... nahhhh

I was wrong on two counts. Upon further research it was a hyphen. Also it was Mariner 1 not Appolo 8 as I first thought so no one died which is nice. "

I cannot spell Apollo it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board

That's gotta be a bluff.....

I'm not having that..... nahhhh

I was wrong on two counts. Upon further research it was a hyphen. Also it was Mariner 1 not Appolo 8 as I first thought so no one died which is nice. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board

That's gotta be a bluff.....

I'm not having that..... nahhhh

I was wrong on two counts. Upon further research it was a hyphen. Also it was Mariner 1 not Appolo 8 as I first thought so no one died which is nice. "

Didn't Paul Mariner once play for Ips'wich Town?

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board

That's gotta be a bluff.....

I'm not having that..... nahhhh

I was wrong on two counts. Upon further research it was a hyphen. Also it was Mariner 1 not Appolo 8 as I first thought so no one died which is nice. "

My point sustains... it is not hard to use an apostrophe. Better not bother than randomly put them into words anywhere an 's exi'st's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lighten up, I'd rather know what the person has to say than concentrate on how they say/write it.

Many people are put off commenting in the forums because of pedants such as yourself. "

This ^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board. "

On the subject of space cadets,....................... who the hell pulled this thread out of orbit?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board.

On the subject of space cadets,....................... who the hell pulled this thread out of orbit? "

The OP. I wondered the same.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board.

On the subject of space cadets,....................... who the hell pulled this thread out of orbit?

The OP. I wondered the same.

"

No point re'inventing the wheel.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Unless of course it's for plural possession.

E.g. Boys' night out or actors' parts

Agreed. But only on the right hand side of the S.

If you can't figure this out and are not dyslexic etc. you probably should not be allowed to operate machinery.

because the placing of an apostrophe is critical when operating machinery

A stray apostrophe in a computer code destroyed one of the early American spacecraft with 3 men on board.

On the subject of space cadets,....................... who the hell pulled this thread out of orbit?

The OP. I wondered the same.

No point re'inventing the wheel."

I fully approve of re-use before recycling. Reduce is not an option on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reasons why i failed my GCSE English. :

Q1. What's the term used to denote the species of a border collie.

A. Dog.

Correct.

Q2. What's the term for two of them?

A. Apostrophe.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't you eat that yellow snow

It's not funny

It's not clever

Its not right

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Who give's a s'it about a fuckin' apostrophe anyway

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Or apostrophe's

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

It's easy for autocorrect to insert and delete them, so that what gets posted has an altered meaning. I think we'll have them for a long time.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"It's easy for autocorrect to insert and delete them, so that what gets posted has an altered meaning. I think we'll have them for a long time. "

Autocorrect does not put apostrophes for plural words unless you tell it to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/07/15 17:24:56]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're really hung up on this

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

should i put a hyphen in the word bellend ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im not sure of the apostrophe and the S rule. I just throw it in when I think it should :s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What if someone has learning difficulties?

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"What if someone has learning difficulties?"

The answer to that should be obvious to any reasonable person.

However ignorance is not a learning difficulty.

I also know of no learning difficulties which only manifest themselves in an overwhelming inability to use basic punctuation.

Admittedly I am not an Oracle on such matters so would be happy to learn of this particular malaise if it were to be shown.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"should i put a hyphen in the word bellend ??"

Yes and you should probably use a capital letter if you are using it in place of my name.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"You're really hung up on this "

Nah it is just quite good fun to discuss.

It seems to cause anger. Which is sad. People don't seem to like discussing their foibles.

I have many. I am a pedantic cut for a start.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol

Cunt not cut. Sorry. Autocorrect trying to sanitise my language.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is all.

"

Do you belong to the apostrophe society been thinking about it myself.

I see one in the wrong place most days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What if someone has learning difficulties?

The answer to that should be obvious to any reasonable person.

However ignorance is not a learning difficulty.

I also know of no learning difficulties which only manifest themselves in an overwhelming inability to use basic punctuation.

Admittedly I am not an Oracle on such matters so would be happy to learn of this particular malaise if it were to be shown. "

People might not have had the chance of a decent education, or several other factors could be at play, no need to bully people or put them down, they may already be embarrassed enough about their spelling and punctuation, let's not exclude anyone.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple  over a year ago

Bristol


"What if someone has learning difficulties?

The answer to that should be obvious to any reasonable person.

However ignorance is not a learning difficulty.

I also know of no learning difficulties which only manifest themselves in an overwhelming inability to use basic punctuation.

Admittedly I am not an Oracle on such matters so would be happy to learn of this particular malaise if it were to be shown.

People might not have had the chance of a decent education, or several other factors could be at play, no need to bully people or put them down, they may already be embarrassed enough about their spelling and punctuation, let's not exclude anyone. "

Essentially a fair point. In which case the topic of this thread will undoubtedly provide useful guidance.

I am assuming that everyone is always trying to learn new things.

This is clearly more important than learning to drive or how to programme computers.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"That is all.

Do you belong to the apostrophe society been thinking about it myself.

I see one in the wrong place most days "

If they're in the wrong place they're called imposteraphies.

True fact.

(Maybe)

Mr ddc

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