I should be asleep but I had the munchies.
I made a bacon sarnie, (yes, I know, diet fail).
Lesson learned? Caramelised onion chutney ruins a bacon sandwich. It didn't work at all.
I feel deeply unsatisfied by my ruined bacon sandwich but I have no more bacon, no more bread and I'm too full to eat anything else.
I am unsated and destined to remain so.