Was at a club where I keep a rather large bulbus bottle of my fave tipple. So I stride to the bar and Wendy with a big smile n wink shouts
"Brandy liqueur? "
I said no , I licked her ,Brandy was sucking my cock
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I was gonna grab my big pen full of ink to write down some ideas for innuendos but then Mrs P walked in carrying a fruit bowl and spilled all my ink over her melons. Now I'm sat here, my head in my hands, rubbing it hard round the helmet area, trying to think... but I can't come firmly upon a single innuendo... sorry |
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