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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have just realised that “I’ve farted” is a great multi-option beginning for an insult….examples:

- I’ve farted more sense than your last comment.

- I’ve farted higher forms of intelligence than you.

I shall be at my inbox seeing how many I can come up with.

Suggestions of further multi-option openers are more than welcome …. for future reference

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

Do women fart??? I always thought it was the dog that did it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've farted- oh, were you there? Oh well, you'll move next time

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Surely farting in a shoebox isn't the best of plans?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely farting in a shoebox isn't the best of plans?

I have tiny botty burps which smell of roses...like all ladies

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Surely farting in a shoebox isn't the best of plans?

I have tiny botty burps which smell of roses...like all ladies

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yerrrrrrrr

sometimes its like a floral garden here

beautiful

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"yerrrrrrrr

sometimes its like a floral garden here

beautiful

Well i have never heard of a floral garden before. You can do "Icelandic ash cloud! if you put talk on your starfish and then let rip!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"talk" ??????????????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

as long as you havent Sharted you are ok

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

""talk" ??????????????

I think he meant chalk........... i'd hate to think where he keeps his snooker cue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"as long as you havent Sharted you are ok

Hahahahaha or trumped with a lump

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

I fart in your general direction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have ya ever farted while you're wiping yer bum?

It don't arf make a funny noise

Mine sonded like an alto sax

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer to call them 'starbursts', but I bet you'll never think of those sweets in the same way again now hehehe

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Suggestions of further multi-option openers are more than welcome …. for future reference

You mean like

If you had....

...a brain you'd be dangerous.

...an IQ equal to your shoe size it'd be a step up

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