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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

In the next 6 months as I'm blaming everything on being nearly 50.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shoplifting.

Start with a small one and build up to the larger outlets like M&S, Primarks.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one."

I like this idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave the bedroom?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one."
I missed the bloody world cup final.

Maybe a streak round tescos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sign up for free perscription which we had it's not easy being 50 Hun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one.I missed the bloody world cup final.

Maybe a streak round tescos "

So did England

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Sign up for free perscription which we had it's not easy being 50 Hun "
I'm looking forward to all my discounts that's why I go out with an oap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You don't get discounts at 50 you just look and feel older

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You don't get discounts at 50 you just look and feel older "
thanks lol. I could buy a retirement home if I wanted though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

put us two down then I keep saying about getting a nice sexy carer to look at me

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


" put us two down then I keep saying about getting a nice sexy carer to look at me "
ha ha, shame your to old to do anything with the sexy carer

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I still have some dye left, ya could always go green

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is true but I'll still enjoy it might even bring back memories lol I'll chase her round the hse with my zimmer

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"This is true but I'll still enjoy it might even bring back memories lol I'll chase her round the hse with my zimmer "
ha ha Benny hill springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is true but I'll still enjoy it might even bring back memories lol I'll chase her round the hse with my zimmer ha ha Benny hill springs to mind"

Yes

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday "
don't need to I'm 5 1\2 stone down and gave up smoking a few months ago

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday "
but why would you assume I'd want to lose weight?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday don't need to I'm 5 1\2 stone down and gave up smoking a few months ago

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday but why would you assume I'd want to lose weight?

"

I didn't, I was saying what I achieved before my 50th.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You don't get discounts at 50 you just look and feel older thanks lol. I could buy a retirement home if I wanted though

"

Buy a sports car instead.

Start a fashion for the slightly later in life crisis

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You don't get discounts at 50 you just look and feel older thanks lol. I could buy a retirement home if I wanted though

Buy a sports car instead.

Start a fashion for the slightly later in life crisis "

I don't drive but I could start wearing kaftans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooops I'm going home now work done see if my carer will give me a shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ooops I'm going home now work done see if my carer will give me a shower "
surprised you can still work at your age

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. "

that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Come in the irish forum and vote for people in the challenge! !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Started swinging when I turned 50 and looks like we we've packed in now Kate's turned 50

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Skydive! You'll love it, assuming you haven't already done one

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Started swinging when I turned 50 and looks like we we've packed in now Kate's turned 50"
don't think I'm ready to pack it in yet, I've just started going for younger men

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Skydive! You'll love it, assuming you haven't already done one "
I was thinking about doing one when I got to my target weight

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow"

I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow

I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.

"

just need to find myself a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have 50 blow jobs please?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can I have 50 blow jobs please?"
well I will be 50 so they will have to be gummy ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have 50 blow jobs please?well I will be 50 so they will have to be gummy ones "

That's ok with me

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow

I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.

just need to find myself a virgin"

wrong site for that mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooops I'm going home now work done see if my carer will give me a shower surprised you can still work at your age "

They give me a chair with wheels on at work so I don't have to get up often . Even got disabled toilet right behind me , how considerate

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow

I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.

just need to find myself a virgin

wrong site for that mate lol "

lol I know that all though there's a few that pretend to be.

I could always become a corrupter of innocent young men

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ooops I'm going home now work done see if my carer will give me a shower surprised you can still work at your age

They give me a chair with wheels on at work so I don't have to get up often . Even got disabled toilet right behind me , how considerate "

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow

I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.

just need to find myself a virgin

wrong site for that mate lol lol I know that all though there's a few that pretend to be.

I could always become a corrupter of innocent young men "

oohhh might have to try that lol! !

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow

I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.

just need to find myself a virgin

wrong site for that mate lol lol I know that all though there's a few that pretend to be.

I could always become a corrupter of innocent young men

oohhh might have to try that lol! ! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow

I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.

just need to find myself a virgin"

Im a virgin

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before.

You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow

I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.

just need to find myself a virgin

Im a virgin "

the 50 year old virgin lol,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast "
I Kew someone would talk sense

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By *ighland_RoseCouple  over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one.I missed the bloody world cup final.

Maybe a streak round tescos "

You could combine the streaking with the shoplifting, just make sure to wear running shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast "

And incontinent pads

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast

And incontinent pads "

you talk from experience

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast

And incontinent pads you talk from experience

"

O yes just telling you the truth hun I wouldn't lie to you and your meerkats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell

and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell

and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3 "

You mean to say you've never had your boobs squashed , I'll be right round lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell

and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3

You mean to say you've never had your boobs squashed , I'll be right round lol "

had the over 50s boob squash earlier this year - any other squash is welcome whenever i can get it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast I Kew someone would talk sense "

I imagine you doing that already.

Do 50 young guys? Sky diving? Learn to drive?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell

and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3

You mean to say you've never had your boobs squashed , I'll be right round lol

had the over 50s boob squash earlier this year - any other squash is welcome whenever i can get it "

Don't think you will be short of offers and yes I would love to

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell

and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3

You mean to say you've never had your boobs squashed , I'll be right round lol

had the over 50s boob squash earlier this year - any other squash is welcome whenever i can get it "

boob squash I'm not looking forward too but will be 52 when it comes here again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can say ooooh young man!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Shoplifting.

Start with a small one and build up to the larger outlets like M&S, Primarks. "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Travel. Spread your wings (no innuendo)

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