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over a year ago
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"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting 
Now what shall be my first piece de resistance  "
Dont take up any needle based persuits, i've spent ages tonight sewing 8 buttons onto one my daughters cardigans and its terribly boring - perhaps a puzzle book would be more enjoyable? xx
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"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting
Now what shall be my first piece de resistance "
I'm sure last time I saw the Shreddies advert on TV, it said there was a vacancy - New Nana Wanted, so you could be in luck knitting the Shreddies |
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I'd also add that you cant feel that old unless you're targetted by my little one.
She accepts that daddy has a few white bits in his hair as he's older than mummy, but if you're on a bus with her she will often point and ask " is the lady there is really really old mummy?", no i reply, "but she has lots and lots of white bits in her hair and that means you're old"! |
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"I'd also add that you cant feel that old unless you're targetted by my little one.
She accepts that daddy has a few white bits in his hair as he's older than mummy, but if you're on a bus with her she will often point and ask " is the lady there is really really old mummy?", no i reply, "but she has lots and lots of white bits in her hair and that means you're old"!"
guess i must be more than old then as ive loads 
memo to oneself, get down to Wilkos, hair dye for grey hair only £1.79 |
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"Im presently looking for matching bedsocks and cardy 
Are they codenames for a fetish not widely advertised?  "
Yerrrrrrr
Normally called "over the hill" orrrr oap sex ....
And done by loads tho its a secret
ahem.i aint that old honest ...tho feel it today |
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"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting
Now what shall be my first piece de resistance
I'm sure last time I saw the Shreddies advert on TV, it said there was a vacancy - New Nana Wanted, so you could be in luck knitting the Shreddies "
Only qualification = purple rinse |
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"I just prefer to be called mature "
i like mature too but i get "i like older women" from single guys and hacks me off completely, makes me feel ancient  |
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"I just prefer to be called mature
i like mature too but i get "i like older women" from single guys and hacks me off completely, makes me feel ancient "
...especially when said message from men in their 40s!!!  |
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