"I think I need to book myself in at the vets. I'm rapidly turning into a dirty old woman lusting after the young hot male bodies on here!!"
Nooooooo don't do it its so much more fun Lusting 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.
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What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!! |
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"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.
What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!"
Husband, "has the postman come yet".
Wife, "no darling but his breathings getting heavier". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I need to book myself in at the vets. I'm rapidly turning into a dirty old woman lusting after the young hot male bodies on here!!"
Sounds like perfectly normal behaviour to me  |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.
What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!"
Now, where did I put my famous pillow fancy dress outfit? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.
What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!
Now, where did I put my famous pillow fancy dress outfit?"
You dress up as a pillow?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.
What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!
Now, where did I put my famous pillow fancy dress outfit?"
Funny especially as you opted for pillow and not postman!!x |
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